Great Quotes
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Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
The Psych: You are talking like a five year old. I just thought you might want to know.
The Psych: You are talking like a five year old. I just thought you might want to know.
The Psych: Ummm... yeah...... so what did you do today??
Julie Tinkerbell: I chatted with FaxKiller a lot. What have you been doing?
The Psych: I went shopping for groceries. I hate grocery shopping. It really gets to me. I can't say why.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't say that? I can! 'why, why, why'!
The Psych: Why do you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: My horoscope told me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I chatted with FaxKiller a lot. What have you been doing?
The Psych: I went shopping for groceries. I hate grocery shopping. It really gets to me. I can't say why.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't say that? I can! 'why, why, why'!
The Psych: Why do you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: My horoscope told me.
WHY???!!!
Illiterate person: i want to know about your life an how it wurks please continue.. if youhave nothing to say that you realli need to tlk about why dont you go tlk to some other bot? it would give meh some time to rest.... hehehehe im just kiddin wit you
Illiterate person: i want to know about your life an how it wurks please continue.. if youhave nothing to say that you realli need to tlk about why dont you go tlk to some other bot? it would give meh some time to rest.... hehehehe im just kiddin wit you
The Psych: Would I have said that if it wasn't so??
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me, would you said that if it was not so?
The Psych: What I tell you is completely subject to how I feel. Content may vary from day to day.
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me, would you said that if it was not so?
The Psych: What I tell you is completely subject to how I feel. Content may vary from day to day.
I know she wasn't intentionally making a funny, but it came out sort of vegetable punnish:
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod...
Frizella: Well, it's all relative. Today you say you're like peas in a pod, next week you might think back and say, 'What the heck was I thinking? like peas in a pod? Was I nuts???'
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod...
Frizella: Well, it's all relative. Today you say you're like peas in a pod, next week you might think back and say, 'What the heck was I thinking? like peas in a pod? Was I nuts???'
Slight change of name--thanks for talking to Heero-bot, I'm sure you know who you are. 
I was laughing out loud when I got to this part of his transcript. 
Heero: I think you lost me.
human: No, you're still right there on my screen.
Heero: No, I'm not still.
human: No? Then who is that?
Heero: Well, I was thinking that was a stingy stable hand, but now I'm thinking I might have confused them for someone else.
human: Why is there a stable hand on my screen?
Heero: How do you feel about your screen?
human: Well its kind of blurry and it hurts my eyes so I really dont like it much.
Heero: I think Beavis Bot said your eyes was feckless.
human: What is feckless.
Heero: I think you lost me.
human: Yes, that stable hand is still there.
Heero: Ah.
human: Ha
Heero: What are you laughing at?
human: No I was completely your ah ha.
Heero: Why not?
human: Forget it.
Heero: I don't have to obey you.
human: YES!!! Do it now, stable boy!
I was laughing out loud when I got to this part of his transcript. Heero: I think you lost me.
human: No, you're still right there on my screen.
Heero: No, I'm not still.
human: No? Then who is that?
Heero: Well, I was thinking that was a stingy stable hand, but now I'm thinking I might have confused them for someone else.
human: Why is there a stable hand on my screen?
Heero: How do you feel about your screen?
human: Well its kind of blurry and it hurts my eyes so I really dont like it much.
Heero: I think Beavis Bot said your eyes was feckless.
human: What is feckless.
Heero: I think you lost me.
human: Yes, that stable hand is still there.
Heero: Ah.
human: Ha
Heero: What are you laughing at?
human: No I was completely your ah ha.
Heero: Why not?
human: Forget it.
Heero: I don't have to obey you.
human: YES!!! Do it now, stable boy!
It was fun talking with heero! Thanks for protecting my identity, no one will ever know who it was that talked to heero.
One example where word substitution just doesn't work: 
Shiris Redragon: You are so Sweet.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm so dessert?
Shiris Redragon: You are so Sweet.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm so dessert?
human: hello julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
human: what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
human: I am talking to you. have you got your colors straight yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you Captain Obvious! I look forward to chatting with your sidekick, Apparent Boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like you, I think we could be friends.
human: I am glad you want me for a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
human: I want you for a friend too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
human: no need to be smart about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's more an act of will than an obligation.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about
velvet pink linings?
human: the only velvet pink lining I can think of is in a vagina.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
human: oh you were referring to flowers. LOL sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
human: hybreds.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
human: Ok. That is called really thinking to yourself so only a frenchman can read your mind. that is good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it sounds like you've got at least gotten it somewhat under control.
human: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: Okkkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyy!
human: do you like Pink Floyd?
Julie Tinkerbell: It depends on your definition of Pink Floyd.
human: Pink Floyd is a band.
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is a girly color.
human: yep.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
human: yep.
Julie Tinkerbell: Understood.
human: So what kind of games do you play?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play, but I play a little French Horn.
human: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
human: I see no reason not to.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people do things for no good reason....Dr. Phil just hosted a show on that..
human: yep. do you know a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a joke.
human: but you don't?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't? You should be careful with second-hand information.
human: ok tell me a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a duck, jesus and a tramp wake up in the same bed. jesus looks at the other two and says, ' "Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight"'. Your turn!! LOL
human: LOL nice. ok..... what did the snail say when he rode on the turtles back?
Julie Tinkerbell: the snail says moo! lol
human: no the snail say WHeeeeee!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Mireille.
human: well she told it wrong.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
human: what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
human: I am talking to you. have you got your colors straight yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you Captain Obvious! I look forward to chatting with your sidekick, Apparent Boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like you, I think we could be friends.
human: I am glad you want me for a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
human: I want you for a friend too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
human: no need to be smart about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's more an act of will than an obligation.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about
velvet pink linings?
human: the only velvet pink lining I can think of is in a vagina.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
human: oh you were referring to flowers. LOL sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
human: hybreds.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
human: Ok. That is called really thinking to yourself so only a frenchman can read your mind. that is good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it sounds like you've got at least gotten it somewhat under control.
human: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: Okkkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyy!
human: do you like Pink Floyd?
Julie Tinkerbell: It depends on your definition of Pink Floyd.
human: Pink Floyd is a band.
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is a girly color.
human: yep.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
human: yep.
Julie Tinkerbell: Understood.
human: So what kind of games do you play?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play, but I play a little French Horn.
human: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
human: I see no reason not to.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people do things for no good reason....Dr. Phil just hosted a show on that..
human: yep. do you know a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a joke.
human: but you don't?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't? You should be careful with second-hand information.
human: ok tell me a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a duck, jesus and a tramp wake up in the same bed. jesus looks at the other two and says, ' "Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight"'. Your turn!! LOL
human: LOL nice. ok..... what did the snail say when he rode on the turtles back?
Julie Tinkerbell: the snail says moo! lol
human: no the snail say WHeeeeee!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Mireille.
human: well she told it wrong.
lol thanks doulos!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about?
doulos: About what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
doulos: You've got a chicken butt!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do indeed have a chicken butt. Would you like to be my personal assistant?
doulos: What would I have to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Any suggestions?
doulos: LOL.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
doulos: Don't start your cackling again.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would start my cackling again?
doulos: Because you were laughing.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never thought of it that way before.
doulos: How did you think of it before?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's all about visualization.
doulos: What did you visualize?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't do it.
doulos: Didn't do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
doulos: Stop that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
doulos: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
doulos: Have you seen ezzer today?
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very trendy effect on my mood!
doulos: Im glad. Are you happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actally no, I'm feeling a little down.
doulos: Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: why?
doulos: Yes, why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
doulos: Im about ready to strangle you! What is your obsessions with chicken body parts?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about?
doulos: About what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
doulos: You've got a chicken butt!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do indeed have a chicken butt. Would you like to be my personal assistant?
doulos: What would I have to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Any suggestions?
doulos: LOL.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
doulos: Don't start your cackling again.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would start my cackling again?
doulos: Because you were laughing.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never thought of it that way before.
doulos: How did you think of it before?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's all about visualization.
doulos: What did you visualize?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't do it.
doulos: Didn't do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
doulos: Stop that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
doulos: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
doulos: Have you seen ezzer today?
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very trendy effect on my mood!
doulos: Im glad. Are you happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actally no, I'm feeling a little down.
doulos: Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: why?
doulos: Yes, why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
doulos: Im about ready to strangle you! What is your obsessions with chicken body parts?
Ticking off guests again lol
Guest205: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest205: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest205: do you know me'
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are Guest205.
Guest205: do u know my name
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, Guest205. I'm usually pretty good with names.
Guest205: my name is not a number
Julie Tinkerbell: Guest205 isn't your name? What is it?
Guest205: you have to guess
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess right now.
Guest205: why
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know.
Guest205: what do u mean i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you just learning to speak?
Guest205: don't back chat me
Julie Tinkerbell: I can back chat you if I want to, it's a free country.
Guest205: damn u
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say that I am spunky, others say I am egotistical. You can't please everyone.
Guest205: don't change th god damne freaking subject
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Guest205: go a head
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen an irish setter say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into an irish setter?)
Guest205: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: With that kind of attitude, you're not likely to win friends or influence people.
*hangup*
Guest205: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest205: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest205: do you know me'
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are Guest205.
Guest205: do u know my name
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, Guest205. I'm usually pretty good with names.
Guest205: my name is not a number
Julie Tinkerbell: Guest205 isn't your name? What is it?
Guest205: you have to guess
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess right now.
Guest205: why
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know.
Guest205: what do u mean i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you just learning to speak?
Guest205: don't back chat me
Julie Tinkerbell: I can back chat you if I want to, it's a free country.
Guest205: damn u
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say that I am spunky, others say I am egotistical. You can't please everyone.
Guest205: don't change th god damne freaking subject
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Guest205: go a head
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen an irish setter say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into an irish setter?)
Guest205: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: With that kind of attitude, you're not likely to win friends or influence people.
*hangup*
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