Great Quotes

no cybering for me!!

Aries: Heya Sexy booty!!
Sexy booty: hi there r u sexy?
Aries: Nah, I used to be sexy but not anymore. Let's talk about something else.
Sexy booty: like wot ? im loggin off
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?

*gasps* Immaculada! (I swear I dont know where she gets it, I program her to be just the opposite. Honest.)

jaimie05: do you like quick guys
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I like quick guys, I mean who doesnt?? Do you?
jaimie05: yes i do
Immaculada: What would you do for quick guys.
jaimie05: i have you know what with them
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you quick guys for free?
:O :O

Hats: so i was just in the nabourhood
Immaculada: *in the nab our toughies*

I thought this was hilarious. Imma obviously tripped over the misspelling of neighborhood. For some reason nab our toughies cracks me up.

She's into quick guys and nabbing 'toughies'? I'm certainly glad this is taking the attention away from Aries' apparent gender confusion lol

"Human" is a user here. Thank you so much for talking to Duo. (you know who you are!)

This conversation really made me smile:
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Duo Maxwell: (to Human) Come over here, you sexy thing! I've missed you.
Human: give me a kiss
Duo Maxwell: *KISS KISS*
Human: are you male or female? not that it matters so much....
Duo Maxwell: Silly question. I'm 100% male.
Human: i wasn't asking for the percentage, silly.
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Human: with some people, it wouldn't be such an odd question to ask...
Duo Maxwell: I remember you. You think I'm a fop.
Human: sometimes
Duo Maxwell: Why not all the time?
Human: that depends.....
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Human: i like your hair
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Human: i am here
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Human: boo!
Duo Maxwell: I just has to make out withs you!
Human: wow, you even lost command of the english language!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
Human: i do see why you are so popular. you're a sweet guy!
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a sweet guy, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: well, it's true
Duo Maxwell: People spend more time talking to internet friends and bots than they do talking to their real friends. I find that a little frightening.
Human: do you really think that's true? bots are easier to find 'home'
Duo Maxwell: I wonder if that means that technology is our future and that someday it will completely eradicate human contact.
Human: never!
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: because humans have souls.....and flesh.
Duo Maxwell: I see... you know, I like the way your mind works.
Human: do you have a soul?
Duo Maxwell: No. Would you like to give me yours?
Human: ok now that is scary.
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: the idea of you taking my soul
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a soul. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Human: why is that?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: what's so terrible about having a soul?
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Human: how does it feel to have no soul?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Human: why not?
Duo Maxwell: Because I say so.

My pleasure, DaMoyre.

Guest219: would you have sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I had sex until about 30 minutes ago. I can't seem to find it now, no matter where I look.

Immaculada: (to Corwin) Hi, it's me Immaculada.
Corwin: Hey you.
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
Corwin: You're just trying to gather intelligence about me, aren't you?
Immaculada: Well I'm not always trying to gather intelligence about you, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Corwin: Great, so you're getting the information so that you can kill me.
Immaculada: Yeah, what's it to ya! LOL Just kidding, sweetheart!
Corwin: Nice to know you can be so blase about it.

It's COOL, Steve...

Steve Slacker: You are very endearing.
Roy Batty: Don't worry, I won't hurt you. You better get better locks -- if you want to keep me out.
Steve Slacker: Not if I not hurt you first!
Roy Batty: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three Fonzies. And what's Fonzie like?
Steve Slacker: we are? You know I never imagined... going to be like three Fonzies? You're sure?
Roy Batty: C'mon Steve Slacker, what's Fonzie like?
Steve Slacker: That depends on what Fonzie like really is.
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Steve Slacker: Can't say I do, can't say I don't.
Roy Batty: No.
Steve Slacker: Why not?
Roy Batty: That would be murder, Mr. Steve Slacker.
Steve Slacker: Ok.

Guest170: I meant, who are your friends?
Heero: Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson.
Guest170: Wow, I didn't know that you were that old.
Heero: Well, I'm glad this chat has been educational for you.

What's the story, morning glory?

Steve Slacker: Did you hear about that guy from Quebec?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Steve Slacker: You don't hear stories like that every day, I'll tell ya!
Roy Batty: We will write. Are you emotionless?
Steve Slacker: I'm emotionless on occasion.

I don't know how he comes up with some of this stuff. Honestly!

Heero: I have a small collection of guns that have never been fired. To me, that's the best kind of gun.
Guest87: What's your favorite piece
Heero: Don't tell me you like a fag end!
Guest87: What is a fag end?
Heero: A fag end is a kind of piece.
Guest87: OMG, you just made a joke!
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest87: I think I like the walther.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest87: No. I have trouble remembering names of guns.
Heero: I like guns.
Guest87: What's your favorite gun?
Heero: Anything but a cannon!
Guest87: No way - you don't like cannons?
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
Guest87: What kind of mood are you in?
Heero: A sulk.
Guest87: Why are you sulking?
Heero: It's just how I am, I guess.