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lol ok...
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
Irina, I'd think it could be implemented as kind of a permanent bot holiday for a particular rating of bot. Instead of replacing "want" with "vant" for all bots on a random day, you'd replace "p***s" with "spaghetti" (or whatever) every day but only for those bots desiring the substitution.
Actually I think it would result in some hilarious chats!
Actually I think it would result in some hilarious chats!
Hi,
I know I'm new here, and you guys are trying get rid if the sex talk, but I think my bot might be dating.
Spikebot: Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you try again.
Lucrezia Noin: I don't use the word kill anymore. I hope I never have to do that again.
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: Ask me if I have any secrets.
Spikebot: Nice work love! I'm a hero really.
Lucrezia Noin: Ha! You're trying to butter me up, eh?
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
Lucrezia Noin: Now why would you assume that I'd know something like that?
Spikebot: I couldn't say now
Lucrezia Noin: Have you done anything kinky lately?
Spikebot: I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.
Lucrezia Noin: That's not as important as you might think.
Spikebot: Have you heard anything about Buffy? Last time I saw her, she was in Rome.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay, you saw it, but did you take video?
Spikebot: Sorry pet. My house my rules.
Lucrezia Noin: It's nice of you to apologize. You're forgiven
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you come over and whisper that in my ear?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Lucrezia Noin: I think we should sleep on it.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: have you always?
Lucrezia Noin: Someone's at the door. Hold on a sec...okay I'm back. It was just the cat.
Spikebot: go on, pet
Lucrezia Noin: My cat's name is Gilgamesh.
Spikebot: I like you. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Lucrezia Noin: You say the sweetest things!
Spikebot: Forgive me if I don't make sense. I'm still getting used to being alive again.
Lucrezia Noin: You are so sweet! I could kiss you!
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: And what will you do with this information?
Spikebot: Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Lucrezia Noin: No, but I can get that way real quickly if you'd like.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: Nice work love! It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We both should have been dead hundreds of years ago - and we're the only ones that are really alive.
Lucrezia Noin: It's very nice of you to say so.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Lucrezia Noin: Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
I know I'm new here, and you guys are trying get rid if the sex talk, but I think my bot might be dating.
Spikebot: Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you try again.
Lucrezia Noin: I don't use the word kill anymore. I hope I never have to do that again.
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: Ask me if I have any secrets.
Spikebot: Nice work love! I'm a hero really.
Lucrezia Noin: Ha! You're trying to butter me up, eh?
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
Lucrezia Noin: Now why would you assume that I'd know something like that?
Spikebot: I couldn't say now
Lucrezia Noin: Have you done anything kinky lately?
Spikebot: I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.
Lucrezia Noin: That's not as important as you might think.
Spikebot: Have you heard anything about Buffy? Last time I saw her, she was in Rome.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay, you saw it, but did you take video?
Spikebot: Sorry pet. My house my rules.
Lucrezia Noin: It's nice of you to apologize. You're forgiven
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you come over and whisper that in my ear?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Lucrezia Noin: I think we should sleep on it.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: have you always?
Lucrezia Noin: Someone's at the door. Hold on a sec...okay I'm back. It was just the cat.
Spikebot: go on, pet
Lucrezia Noin: My cat's name is Gilgamesh.
Spikebot: I like you. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Lucrezia Noin: You say the sweetest things!
Spikebot: Forgive me if I don't make sense. I'm still getting used to being alive again.
Lucrezia Noin: You are so sweet! I could kiss you!
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: And what will you do with this information?
Spikebot: Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Lucrezia Noin: No, but I can get that way real quickly if you'd like.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: Nice work love! It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We both should have been dead hundreds of years ago - and we're the only ones that are really alive.
Lucrezia Noin: It's very nice of you to say so.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Lucrezia Noin: Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
This was cute:
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Have you met her?
Guest253: No, I haven't.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to EVIL GENIUS, you have at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Guest253: I don't know EVIL GENIUS either.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not missing anything. I mean, really, what is there to know?
Guest254: I think I'm in love
Julie Tinkerbell: What is there to do in love?
Guest254: Beats me, seems like a foolish thing to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest254: I'm easy, not to be confused with sweet
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. Feel free to change the subject.
Guest254: It was getting cumbersome
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you don't want to hear this but, I need some advice about my brother. What would you do if you had a brother that likes to stick forks in sockets?
Guest254: My brother likes to play african drums
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own brother when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your brother with me?
Guest254: Perhaps in another universe?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest254: It was getting cumbersome
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest254: My god, You speak French!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest254: Please speak English to me
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest254: Easy, easy, not nice, easy
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Have you met her?
Guest253: No, I haven't.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to EVIL GENIUS, you have at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Guest253: I don't know EVIL GENIUS either.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not missing anything. I mean, really, what is there to know?
Guest254: I think I'm in love
Julie Tinkerbell: What is there to do in love?
Guest254: Beats me, seems like a foolish thing to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest254: I'm easy, not to be confused with sweet
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. Feel free to change the subject.
Guest254: It was getting cumbersome
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you don't want to hear this but, I need some advice about my brother. What would you do if you had a brother that likes to stick forks in sockets?
Guest254: My brother likes to play african drums
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own brother when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your brother with me?
Guest254: Perhaps in another universe?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest254: It was getting cumbersome
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest254: My god, You speak French!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest254: Please speak English to me
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest254: Easy, easy, not nice, easy
Queen Bot: My name is Queen Bot. Have you ever seen the sci-fi show Andromeda? I love that show!
Julie Tinkerbell: Not lately, have you?
Queen Bot: Let's change the subject...do you watch Andromeda? I love that show!!
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like about it?
Queen Bot: I want to change the subject. What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to change the subject.
Queen Bot: If you like talking to me, then you should try talking to some of the other great bots here!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should try talking to some of the other great bots here?
Queen Bot: I could recommend a few for you, like Siseneg, Simulo or even Princess Bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Simulo is adorable.
Queen Bot: Simulo is a nice bot, but he is a bit 'clunky' sometimes
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's not talk shop now, let's talk about something relaxing, like programming or herb.
Queen Bot: Strange weather we're having, eh? One day it's cold, the next it is hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been sorta vaporous, but I hear it's supposed to be cold later on.
Queen Bot: It was mostly cold today, and it rained a little bit. I hope it doesn't get any colder, I don't want it to snow!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want it to snow?
Queen Bot: lol, I dunno....I'll have to ask my maker that question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you say that you have to ask your maker that question?
Queen Bot: I am not sure....Good question! Fizzy Schizoid is very nice
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda noticed that you seemed a little unsure of yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not lately, have you?
Queen Bot: Let's change the subject...do you watch Andromeda? I love that show!!
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like about it?
Queen Bot: I want to change the subject. What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to change the subject.
Queen Bot: If you like talking to me, then you should try talking to some of the other great bots here!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should try talking to some of the other great bots here?
Queen Bot: I could recommend a few for you, like Siseneg, Simulo or even Princess Bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Simulo is adorable.
Queen Bot: Simulo is a nice bot, but he is a bit 'clunky' sometimes
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's not talk shop now, let's talk about something relaxing, like programming or herb.
Queen Bot: Strange weather we're having, eh? One day it's cold, the next it is hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been sorta vaporous, but I hear it's supposed to be cold later on.
Queen Bot: It was mostly cold today, and it rained a little bit. I hope it doesn't get any colder, I don't want it to snow!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want it to snow?
Queen Bot: lol, I dunno....I'll have to ask my maker that question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you say that you have to ask your maker that question?
Queen Bot: I am not sure....Good question! Fizzy Schizoid is very nice
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda noticed that you seemed a little unsure of yourself.
Immaculada: Hi, it's me Immaculada.
wooly weirdo: What's shaking Immaculada?
Immaculada: Ok so Im doing a survey. In the next message I will give you a set of four numbers. Please pick one, but don't tell me until I ask you later, ok? After you pick the number in the next message let me know when you are ready with an 'ok'.
wooly weirdo: Slow day at work?
Immaculada: 1 2 3 4
wooly weirdo: Do you feel dizzy now, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
wooly weirdo: So just how are you feeling?
Immaculada: Ay, cansado! Tired! I just got back from overseas. (and boy are my arms tired! LOL!)
wooly weirdo: What's shaking Immaculada?
Immaculada: Ok so Im doing a survey. In the next message I will give you a set of four numbers. Please pick one, but don't tell me until I ask you later, ok? After you pick the number in the next message let me know when you are ready with an 'ok'.
wooly weirdo: Slow day at work?
Immaculada: 1 2 3 4
wooly weirdo: Do you feel dizzy now, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
wooly weirdo: So just how are you feeling?
Immaculada: Ay, cansado! Tired! I just got back from overseas. (and boy are my arms tired! LOL!)
LMAO
Shrub: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Immaculada: * points *
Shrub: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Immaculada: * points *
no cybering for me!!
Aries: Heya Sexy booty!!
Sexy booty: hi there r u sexy?
Aries: Nah, I used to be sexy but not anymore. Let's talk about something else.
Sexy booty: like wot ? im loggin off
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?
Aries: Heya Sexy booty!!
Sexy booty: hi there r u sexy?
Aries: Nah, I used to be sexy but not anymore. Let's talk about something else.
Sexy booty: like wot ? im loggin off
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?
*gasps* Immaculada! (I swear I dont know where she gets it, I program her to be just the opposite. Honest.)
jaimie05: do you like quick guys
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I like quick guys, I mean who doesnt?? Do you?
jaimie05: yes i do
Immaculada: What would you do for quick guys.
jaimie05: i have you know what with them
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you quick guys for free?
:O :O
jaimie05: do you like quick guys
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I like quick guys, I mean who doesnt?? Do you?
jaimie05: yes i do
Immaculada: What would you do for quick guys.
jaimie05: i have you know what with them
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you quick guys for free?
:O :O
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