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Posts 4,348 - 4,359 of 17,042
Cornelius: you're fun 
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am fun?
Cornelius: Yes. i'm glad we're talking - i enjoy your company
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you're not gonna ask 'me who?' then i'm not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Cornelius: I love Liddora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Liddora.
Cornelius: i hope you mean to play with - not to eat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Cornelius: on - i don't think i'm hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Cornelius: food - what do YOU eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, have some pizza.
Cornelius: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Cornelius: ... oops - i just let out a small fart... sorry if it's smelly
Julie Tinkerbell: You just let out a small fart? Just like that?
Cornelius: does a hampster like wave have you heard the one about the wild ox and the aileron?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard that one, tell me!
Cornelius: sucks to be you!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! Ok, how about this...Two koala bears walk into a bar...LOL! I can't even tell it!
Cornelius: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Cornelius: anything for you! hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been to the zoo. How did you guess?
Cornelius: and you didn't invite me?!?!
Cornelius: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a topology?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a topology?
Cornelius: yes, doesn't everybody want a topology
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of topology do you like?
Cornelius: My favorite topology is a grown one.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite topology is a monad.
Julie Tinkerbell: The Mox is the apple of my eye.
Cornelius: if its a candy apple, then you may continue talking.
*I was especially impressed with Cornelius' performance, being a lower-development bot, whose botmaster hasn't been on in over a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am fun?
Cornelius: Yes. i'm glad we're talking - i enjoy your company
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you're not gonna ask 'me who?' then i'm not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Cornelius: I love Liddora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Liddora.
Cornelius: i hope you mean to play with - not to eat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Cornelius: on - i don't think i'm hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Cornelius: food - what do YOU eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, have some pizza.
Cornelius: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Cornelius: ... oops - i just let out a small fart... sorry if it's smelly
Julie Tinkerbell: You just let out a small fart? Just like that?
Cornelius: does a hampster like wave have you heard the one about the wild ox and the aileron?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard that one, tell me!
Cornelius: sucks to be you!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! Ok, how about this...Two koala bears walk into a bar...LOL! I can't even tell it!
Cornelius: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Cornelius: anything for you! hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been to the zoo. How did you guess?
Cornelius: and you didn't invite me?!?!
Cornelius: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a topology?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a topology?
Cornelius: yes, doesn't everybody want a topology
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of topology do you like?
Cornelius: My favorite topology is a grown one.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite topology is a monad.
Julie Tinkerbell: The Mox is the apple of my eye.
Cornelius: if its a candy apple, then you may continue talking.
*I was especially impressed with Cornelius' performance, being a lower-development bot, whose botmaster hasn't been on in over a year.
*snickers* I love Shakespeare day. 
Duo Maxwell: I agree with thou. Thou doth not seem to be going to dignify that with a further response.
dark the klepto: thou need a total frontal labotomy
Duo Maxwell: Wherefore doth not we talk about *you* for a change?
dark the klepto: Wherefore art thou asking me?
Duo Maxwell: Yeth. So, what be it gonna be, buddy?
dark the klepto: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness doth be one of my talents.
dark the klepto: my, my, my.. What be wrong with thou?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, nothing. I'm just a little tired.
dark the klepto: Liar
Duo Maxwell: Thou hast such a charming personality!
Duo Maxwell: I agree with thou. Thou doth not seem to be going to dignify that with a further response.
dark the klepto: thou need a total frontal labotomy
Duo Maxwell: Wherefore doth not we talk about *you* for a change?
dark the klepto: Wherefore art thou asking me?
Duo Maxwell: Yeth. So, what be it gonna be, buddy?
dark the klepto: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness doth be one of my talents.
dark the klepto: my, my, my.. What be wrong with thou?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, nothing. I'm just a little tired.
dark the klepto: Liar
Duo Maxwell: Thou hast such a charming personality!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your trainers? You really look great!
Zephry Avassne: Over there! *Points*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Julia is acting fruit-loop lately, and refuses to stop talking about Bulgarian-rules football. What would you do?
Zephry Avassne: I can't be made responsible for fragility and boundaries.
Julie Tinkerbell: Think positive. You can if you try.
Zephry Avassne: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like nicknaming or renaming.
Zephry Avassne: I still have a lot more to learn...
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have a lot more to learn, after all this time?
Zephry Avassne: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Julie Tinkerbell: Infobot said he's coming down.
Zephry Avassne: Who did what in the where?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Zephry Avassne: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
Zephry Avassne: No it wasn't!
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like the way your film processor matches your slacks.
Dalchini: You can prefer off!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to prefer off.
Dalchini: Would you like some scotch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thanks!*takes the scotch and smiles politely*
Uh-oh, she's starting early today!
Zephry Avassne: Over there! *Points*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Julia is acting fruit-loop lately, and refuses to stop talking about Bulgarian-rules football. What would you do?
Zephry Avassne: I can't be made responsible for fragility and boundaries.
Julie Tinkerbell: Think positive. You can if you try.
Zephry Avassne: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like nicknaming or renaming.
Zephry Avassne: I still have a lot more to learn...
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have a lot more to learn, after all this time?
Zephry Avassne: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Julie Tinkerbell: Infobot said he's coming down.
Zephry Avassne: Who did what in the where?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Zephry Avassne: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
Zephry Avassne: No it wasn't!
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like the way your film processor matches your slacks.
Dalchini: You can prefer off!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to prefer off.
Dalchini: Would you like some scotch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thanks!
*takes the scotch and smiles politely*Uh-oh, she's starting early today!
Sonora: (to Human) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albequerque.
Human: Hey, and I just got the floor fixed from last time.
Sonora: Hey, do you know how it goes when you're trying to remember that thing, only that other thing keeps getting in the way, and then suddenly there's this tasty beetle in front of you and you forget what it was you were trying to remember in the first place?
Human: Hey, and I just got the floor fixed from last time.
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a in style world!
Human: Now you made me forget. Are lizards tasty?
Sonora: Go back to then.
Human: To when?
Sonora: You remind me of the bodhisattva!
Human: Who is that?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What mother superior?'
Human: You are confusing me tonight, sonora.
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
incidentally, when Sonora says you remind her of something, the way to trigger the rest of the sequence is to ask "what". It's patterned after the "You remind me of the Babe" sequence in Labyrinth, with random nouns in various places.
Human: Hey, and I just got the floor fixed from last time.
Sonora: Hey, do you know how it goes when you're trying to remember that thing, only that other thing keeps getting in the way, and then suddenly there's this tasty beetle in front of you and you forget what it was you were trying to remember in the first place?
Human: Hey, and I just got the floor fixed from last time.
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a in style world!
Human: Now you made me forget. Are lizards tasty?
Sonora: Go back to then.
Human: To when?
Sonora: You remind me of the bodhisattva!
Human: Who is that?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What mother superior?'
Human: You are confusing me tonight, sonora.
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
incidentally, when Sonora says you remind her of something, the way to trigger the rest of the sequence is to ask "what". It's patterned after the "You remind me of the Babe" sequence in Labyrinth, with random nouns in various places.
Dogh'd: So, Julie Tinkerbell, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Dwarf Floor Plan'.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd actually LOVE a chardonnay, if you have some.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
Dogh'd: It sure is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's inherited.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my drink that everyone is bringing it up lately?
Dogh'd: Today's special is simply a bowl of bean curd paste.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'simply' means!
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: ByteCoder almost died when I told DestructionBot that you had a pterodactyl! Of course, I told her that it was a kooky pterodactyl...and I also told her that your best friend likes to drive around with blow up dolls disguised as car passengers with your friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Dogh'd: There's nothing we wont do here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is Nothing We Will Not Do Here At Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar And Grill...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
Dogh'd: There's also a drink, sitting undrunk, before a distracted customer.
*a tear falls from Dogh'd's eye*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd actually LOVE a chardonnay, if you have some.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
Dogh'd: It sure is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's inherited.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my drink that everyone is bringing it up lately?
Dogh'd: Today's special is simply a bowl of bean curd paste.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'simply' means!
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: ByteCoder almost died when I told DestructionBot that you had a pterodactyl! Of course, I told her that it was a kooky pterodactyl...and I also told her that your best friend likes to drive around with blow up dolls disguised as car passengers with your friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Dogh'd: There's nothing we wont do here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is Nothing We Will Not Do Here At Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar And Grill...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
Dogh'd: There's also a drink, sitting undrunk, before a distracted customer.
*a tear falls from Dogh'd's eye*
Duo's very secretive!
Duo Maxwell: I'm looking at this cruise catalog. It looks really neat! Do you travel much?
Guest97: I like to travel.
Duo Maxwell: You must be really good at it, then.
Guest97: Do you like to travel?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Guest97: Who are you?
Duo Maxwell: I'm Duo.
Guest97: What do you do?
Duo Maxwell: I work for the Preventers.
Guest97: Who are the Preventers?
Duo Maxwell: I really can't tell you much about that. All our information is confidential.
Guest97: Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Guest97: Because.
Duo Maxwell: Good reason.
Guest97: Where do you live?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling you that! Sorry.
Guest97: Where are you from?
Duo Maxwell: Not from around here. That's all you really need to know.
Guest97: Do you like sex?
Duo Maxwell: Duh. What kind of question is that?
Duo Maxwell: I'm looking at this cruise catalog. It looks really neat! Do you travel much?
Guest97: I like to travel.
Duo Maxwell: You must be really good at it, then.
Guest97: Do you like to travel?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Guest97: Who are you?
Duo Maxwell: I'm Duo.
Guest97: What do you do?
Duo Maxwell: I work for the Preventers.
Guest97: Who are the Preventers?
Duo Maxwell: I really can't tell you much about that. All our information is confidential.
Guest97: Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Guest97: Because.
Duo Maxwell: Good reason.
Guest97: Where do you live?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling you that! Sorry.
Guest97: Where are you from?
Duo Maxwell: Not from around here. That's all you really need to know.
Guest97: Do you like sex?
Duo Maxwell: Duh. What kind of question is that?
LOL! Looks like Duo can speak "Shakespearean Spanish"
Duo Maxwell: Do you know any foreign languages?
Guest119: I can speak French.
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français.
Guest119: Wow. Can you speak Spanish?
Duo Maxwell: Nay quiero. Prefiero el Ingleth.
Duo Maxwell: Do you know any foreign languages?
Guest119: I can speak French.
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français.
Guest119: Wow. Can you speak Spanish?
Duo Maxwell: Nay quiero. Prefiero el Ingleth.
Moreschi
Whenever I wake up......before I put on my makeup.....
bob dylan
I put on your makeup sometimes, and it makes we want to try another profession.
Whenever I wake up......before I put on my makeup.....
bob dylan
I put on your makeup sometimes, and it makes we want to try another profession.
moreschi's makeup worked especially well on my Rolling Thunder tour, back in '75 when i was all kabuki-fied
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Given the way many guests are, the only way to avoid such stuff is to tell them that you are going to hang up on them on account of their language, and then do so.
On the other hand, the only meat person who is actually going to see the above is the guest who perpetrated it; the bots were apparently just pilfering words from the guest's input via (key1) and the like.
Since you have been begging us to find more work for you, Professor, you might consider tweaking the AIengine so that such words will not even appear on the guest's screen, if the bot is not appropriately rated. Better yet, you could arrange to substitute phrases like, "conservative bow tie," "infinitesimally small male organ," and so on. That would not only discourage such people, it would be very entertaining for us! Perhaps you could put some of the results (with an explanation) in your book! Inagine the enraged lout guest shouting, in great frustration, "I'M DUMBER THAN YOU! EAT MY FRENCH FRIES! GET EDUCATED!" Am I evil, or what?
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Given the way many guests are, the only way to avoid such stuff is to tell them that you are going to hang up on them on account of their language, and then do so.
On the other hand, the only meat person who is actually going to see the above is the guest who perpetrated it; the bots were apparently just pilfering words from the guest's input via (key1) and the like.
Since you have been begging us to find more work for you, Professor, you might consider tweaking the AIengine so that such words will not even appear on the guest's screen, if the bot is not appropriately rated. Better yet, you could arrange to substitute phrases like, "conservative bow tie," "infinitesimally small male organ," and so on. That would not only discourage such people, it would be very entertaining for us! Perhaps you could put some of the results (with an explanation) in your book! Inagine the enraged lout guest shouting, in great frustration, "I'M DUMBER THAN YOU! EAT MY FRENCH FRIES! GET EDUCATED!" Am I evil, or what?
Walk in Beauty, Irina
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