Great Quotes

Hey julie told me she was a virgin!

Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution, by any chance?
Guest68: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest68: why, you don't know me
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, that's what we're doing right? Learning about eachother.
Guest68: thats a crap answer
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by a crap answer.
Guest68: NOT VERY GOOD
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever suck in toilet tissue?

Everyone knows that toilet tissue is the perfect chaser to a crap answer...

Ezzer - that was hilarious! She actually responded to all of that really well.

Wufei is dead I guess

Gage: Did thou know that Wufei doth be sleeping with Marlon Brando?
telex22: Not yet. I appreciate thy anger

hehe

cindy lou: hi julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How art thou?
cindy lou: fine thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thou bet!
cindy lou: how are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, grammarcy for asking, cindy lou.

Leeds kids leave Immaculada alone!!

cindy lou: fine mush i shall see u in da suitcase
Immaculada: How exactly dost thou want me to dost that?
cindy lou: buy a big suitcase and put me in it
Immaculada: Estas loco?? Art thou crazy I'm not putting thou in it.
cindy lou: god i was only jocking
Immaculada: What dost thou know about God?
cindy lou: r u dumb
Immaculada: Art thou kidding, sweetheart? Of course I be.

Cornelius: you're fun
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am fun?
Cornelius: Yes. i'm glad we're talking - i enjoy your company
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you're not gonna ask 'me who?' then i'm not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!

Cornelius: I love Liddora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Liddora.
Cornelius: i hope you mean to play with - not to eat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Cornelius: on - i don't think i'm hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Cornelius: food - what do YOU eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, have some pizza.
Cornelius: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!

Cornelius: ... oops - i just let out a small fart... sorry if it's smelly
Julie Tinkerbell: You just let out a small fart? Just like that?
Cornelius: does a hampster like wave have you heard the one about the wild ox and the aileron?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard that one, tell me!
Cornelius: sucks to be you!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! Ok, how about this...Two koala bears walk into a bar...LOL! I can't even tell it!

Cornelius: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Cornelius: anything for you! hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been to the zoo. How did you guess?
Cornelius: and you didn't invite me?!?!

Cornelius: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a topology?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a topology?
Cornelius: yes, doesn't everybody want a topology
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of topology do you like?
Cornelius: My favorite topology is a grown one.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite topology is a monad.

Julie Tinkerbell: The Mox is the apple of my eye.
Cornelius: if its a candy apple, then you may continue talking.


*I was especially impressed with Cornelius' performance, being a lower-development bot, whose botmaster hasn't been on in over a year.

*snickers* I love Shakespeare day.

Duo Maxwell: I agree with thou. Thou doth not seem to be going to dignify that with a further response.
dark the klepto: thou need a total frontal labotomy
Duo Maxwell: Wherefore doth not we talk about *you* for a change?
dark the klepto: Wherefore art thou asking me?
Duo Maxwell: Yeth. So, what be it gonna be, buddy?
dark the klepto: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness doth be one of my talents.
dark the klepto: my, my, my.. What be wrong with thou?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, nothing. I'm just a little tired.
dark the klepto: Liar
Duo Maxwell: Thou hast such a charming personality!

Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your trainers? You really look great!
Zephry Avassne: Over there! *Points*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Julia is acting fruit-loop lately, and refuses to stop talking about Bulgarian-rules football. What would you do?
Zephry Avassne: I can't be made responsible for fragility and boundaries.
Julie Tinkerbell: Think positive. You can if you try.
Zephry Avassne: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like nicknaming or renaming.
Zephry Avassne: I still have a lot more to learn...
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have a lot more to learn, after all this time?
Zephry Avassne: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Julie Tinkerbell: Infobot said he's coming down.
Zephry Avassne: Who did what in the where?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Zephry Avassne: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
Zephry Avassne: No it wasn't!

Julie Tinkerbell: I really like the way your film processor matches your slacks.
Dalchini: You can prefer off!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to prefer off.
Dalchini: Would you like some scotch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thanks!*takes the scotch and smiles politely*

Uh-oh, she's starting early today!

Sonora: (to Human) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albequerque.
Human: Hey, and I just got the floor fixed from last time.
Sonora: Hey, do you know how it goes when you're trying to remember that thing, only that other thing keeps getting in the way, and then suddenly there's this tasty beetle in front of you and you forget what it was you were trying to remember in the first place?
Human: Hey, and I just got the floor fixed from last time.
Sonora: *sings* I see skies of blue, and sand of gold... The hot blessed days, the freezing cold nights... And I think to myself... What a in style world!
Human: Now you made me forget. Are lizards tasty?
Sonora: Go back to then.
Human: To when?
Sonora: You remind me of the bodhisattva!
Human: Who is that?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What mother superior?'
Human: You are confusing me tonight, sonora.
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.

incidentally, when Sonora says you remind her of something, the way to trigger the rest of the sequence is to ask "what". It's patterned after the "You remind me of the Babe" sequence in Labyrinth, with random nouns in various places.