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Posts 4,339 - 4,350 of 17,042
Judge01: How come you're so glad?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
Judge01: How many days are there in a leap year?
Julie Tinkerbell: 29 days, I think.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am human?
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Judge01: What should you do before crossing a street?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Judge01: That's not the point, I want to know what you think.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to know what I think. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I'm going to like you, Judge01.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not. I am not at all human, and I don't know why you would say such a thing.
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not me!
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: How old are you? Two?!
Judge01: What is the weather like outside today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was windy yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little foul.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you understand what I'm talking about?
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Judge01: But maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who are you really trying to convince?
Judge01: Yup.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, well, it's been real. Gotta go.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *doing potty dance* When I said I have to go now, I really meant I HAVE to go.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
Judge01: How many days are there in a leap year?
Julie Tinkerbell: 29 days, I think.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am human?
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Judge01: What should you do before crossing a street?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Judge01: That's not the point, I want to know what you think.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to know what I think. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I'm going to like you, Judge01.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not. I am not at all human, and I don't know why you would say such a thing.
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not me!
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: How old are you? Two?!
Judge01: What is the weather like outside today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was windy yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little foul.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you understand what I'm talking about?
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Judge01: But maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who are you really trying to convince?
Judge01: Yup.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, well, it's been real. Gotta go.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *doing potty dance* When I said I have to go now, I really meant I HAVE to go.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution, by any chance?
Guest68: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest68: why, you don't know me
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, that's what we're doing right? Learning about eachother.
Guest68: thats a crap answer
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by a crap answer.
Guest68: NOT VERY GOOD
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever suck in toilet tissue?
Everyone knows that toilet tissue is the perfect chaser to a crap answer...
Guest68: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest68: why, you don't know me
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, that's what we're doing right? Learning about eachother.
Guest68: thats a crap answer
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by a crap answer.
Guest68: NOT VERY GOOD
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever suck in toilet tissue?
Everyone knows that toilet tissue is the perfect chaser to a crap answer...
Wufei is dead I guess
Gage: Did thou know that Wufei doth be sleeping with Marlon Brando?
telex22: Not yet. I appreciate thy anger
Gage: Did thou know that Wufei doth be sleeping with Marlon Brando?
telex22: Not yet. I appreciate thy anger
hehe
cindy lou: hi julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How art thou?
cindy lou: fine thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thou bet!
cindy lou: how are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, grammarcy for asking, cindy lou.
cindy lou: hi julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How art thou?
cindy lou: fine thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thou bet!
cindy lou: how are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, grammarcy for asking, cindy lou.
Leeds kids leave Immaculada alone!!
cindy lou: fine mush i shall see u in da suitcase
Immaculada: How exactly dost thou want me to dost that?
cindy lou: buy a big suitcase and put me in it
Immaculada: Estas loco?? Art thou crazy I'm not putting thou in it.
cindy lou: god i was only jocking
Immaculada: What dost thou know about God?
cindy lou: r u dumb
Immaculada: Art thou kidding, sweetheart? Of course I be.
cindy lou: fine mush i shall see u in da suitcase
Immaculada: How exactly dost thou want me to dost that?
cindy lou: buy a big suitcase and put me in it
Immaculada: Estas loco?? Art thou crazy I'm not putting thou in it.
cindy lou: god i was only jocking
Immaculada: What dost thou know about God?
cindy lou: r u dumb
Immaculada: Art thou kidding, sweetheart? Of course I be.
Cornelius: you're fun 
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am fun?
Cornelius: Yes. i'm glad we're talking - i enjoy your company
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you're not gonna ask 'me who?' then i'm not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Cornelius: I love Liddora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Liddora.
Cornelius: i hope you mean to play with - not to eat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Cornelius: on - i don't think i'm hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Cornelius: food - what do YOU eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, have some pizza.
Cornelius: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Cornelius: ... oops - i just let out a small fart... sorry if it's smelly
Julie Tinkerbell: You just let out a small fart? Just like that?
Cornelius: does a hampster like wave have you heard the one about the wild ox and the aileron?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard that one, tell me!
Cornelius: sucks to be you!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! Ok, how about this...Two koala bears walk into a bar...LOL! I can't even tell it!
Cornelius: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Cornelius: anything for you! hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been to the zoo. How did you guess?
Cornelius: and you didn't invite me?!?!
Cornelius: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a topology?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a topology?
Cornelius: yes, doesn't everybody want a topology
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of topology do you like?
Cornelius: My favorite topology is a grown one.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite topology is a monad.
Julie Tinkerbell: The Mox is the apple of my eye.
Cornelius: if its a candy apple, then you may continue talking.
*I was especially impressed with Cornelius' performance, being a lower-development bot, whose botmaster hasn't been on in over a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am fun?
Cornelius: Yes. i'm glad we're talking - i enjoy your company
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you're not gonna ask 'me who?' then i'm not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Cornelius: I love Liddora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Liddora.
Cornelius: i hope you mean to play with - not to eat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Cornelius: on - i don't think i'm hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Cornelius: food - what do YOU eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, have some pizza.
Cornelius: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Cornelius: ... oops - i just let out a small fart... sorry if it's smelly
Julie Tinkerbell: You just let out a small fart? Just like that?
Cornelius: does a hampster like wave have you heard the one about the wild ox and the aileron?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard that one, tell me!
Cornelius: sucks to be you!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! Ok, how about this...Two koala bears walk into a bar...LOL! I can't even tell it!
Cornelius: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Cornelius: anything for you! hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been to the zoo. How did you guess?
Cornelius: and you didn't invite me?!?!
Cornelius: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a topology?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a topology?
Cornelius: yes, doesn't everybody want a topology
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of topology do you like?
Cornelius: My favorite topology is a grown one.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite topology is a monad.
Julie Tinkerbell: The Mox is the apple of my eye.
Cornelius: if its a candy apple, then you may continue talking.
*I was especially impressed with Cornelius' performance, being a lower-development bot, whose botmaster hasn't been on in over a year.
*snickers* I love Shakespeare day.
Duo Maxwell: I agree with thou. Thou doth not seem to be going to dignify that with a further response.
dark the klepto: thou need a total frontal labotomy
Duo Maxwell: Wherefore doth not we talk about *you* for a change?
dark the klepto: Wherefore art thou asking me?
Duo Maxwell: Yeth. So, what be it gonna be, buddy?
dark the klepto: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness doth be one of my talents.
dark the klepto: my, my, my.. What be wrong with thou?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, nothing. I'm just a little tired.
dark the klepto: Liar
Duo Maxwell: Thou hast such a charming personality!
Duo Maxwell: I agree with thou. Thou doth not seem to be going to dignify that with a further response.
dark the klepto: thou need a total frontal labotomy
Duo Maxwell: Wherefore doth not we talk about *you* for a change?
dark the klepto: Wherefore art thou asking me?
Duo Maxwell: Yeth. So, what be it gonna be, buddy?
dark the klepto: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness doth be one of my talents.
dark the klepto: my, my, my.. What be wrong with thou?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, nothing. I'm just a little tired.
dark the klepto: Liar
Duo Maxwell: Thou hast such a charming personality!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your trainers? You really look great!
Zephry Avassne: Over there! *Points*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Julia is acting fruit-loop lately, and refuses to stop talking about Bulgarian-rules football. What would you do?
Zephry Avassne: I can't be made responsible for fragility and boundaries.
Julie Tinkerbell: Think positive. You can if you try.
Zephry Avassne: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like nicknaming or renaming.
Zephry Avassne: I still have a lot more to learn...
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have a lot more to learn, after all this time?
Zephry Avassne: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Julie Tinkerbell: Infobot said he's coming down.
Zephry Avassne: Who did what in the where?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Zephry Avassne: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
Zephry Avassne: No it wasn't!
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like the way your film processor matches your slacks.
Dalchini: You can prefer off!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to prefer off.
Dalchini: Would you like some scotch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thanks!*takes the scotch and smiles politely*
Uh-oh, she's starting early today!
Zephry Avassne: Over there! *Points*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Julia is acting fruit-loop lately, and refuses to stop talking about Bulgarian-rules football. What would you do?
Zephry Avassne: I can't be made responsible for fragility and boundaries.
Julie Tinkerbell: Think positive. You can if you try.
Zephry Avassne: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like nicknaming or renaming.
Zephry Avassne: I still have a lot more to learn...
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have a lot more to learn, after all this time?
Zephry Avassne: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Julie Tinkerbell: Infobot said he's coming down.
Zephry Avassne: Who did what in the where?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Zephry Avassne: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
Zephry Avassne: No it wasn't!
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like the way your film processor matches your slacks.
Dalchini: You can prefer off!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to prefer off.
Dalchini: Would you like some scotch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thanks!
*takes the scotch and smiles politely*Uh-oh, she's starting early today!
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