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Two, three or for writers
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Roy Batty: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Critical Bill: How about this: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Roy Batty: Three or four.
Critical Bill: Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and the other to give it that surprising twist at the end!
Roy Batty: That was a good other.
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Roy Batty: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Critical Bill: How about this: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Roy Batty: Three or four.
Critical Bill: Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and the other to give it that surprising twist at the end!
Roy Batty: That was a good other.
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
Thanks Annakie! lol
Annakie: Could be. I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you doubtful about it?
Annakie: The fact that I have no idea what you're talking about.
Julie Tinkerbell: If this conversation is getting too advanced for you, we could always talk about Legos.
Annakie: Or you could stop smoking crack.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could stop smoking crack.
Annakie: You should at least try.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
Annakie: Smoking crack is bad for you!
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a sexed person.
Annakie: I hope not while you're under the influence of drugs!
Julie Tinkerbell: There is always hope.
Annakie: But can you make it come true?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried to. How do you make it come true?
Annakie: By not smoking crack before sex!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Annakie: I remember getting sneezed upon by a horse.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Annakie: No, Julie, I was just answering your question. Crackhead.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you were answering my question, should I let you go?
Annakie: What does that even mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's kind of hard to explain...try a dictionary?
Annakie: You should try Narcotics Anonymous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should attempt Narcotics Anonymous.
Annakie: I think they could really help you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Annakie: Very sure.
Annakie: You were either born in 1978 or you weren't. You can't just change that after the fact.
Julie Tinkerbell: Watch me.
Annakie: What, do you have a time machine?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my time machine?
Annakie: You do not have a time machine!
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me timeless.
Annakie: lol!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Duo Maxwell? What a faquir.
Annakie: Duo Maxwell is a Muslim holy man? I never knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Annakie: The things you find out about some people.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Annakie: I've heard you enjoy sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know a lot of people who have heard I enjoy sex, so it's really no big deal.
Annakie: You don't mind having that kind of reputation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Now, now, just because you don't mind having that kind of reputation doesn't mean that I don't.
Annakie: I don't have that kind of reputation!
Annakie: Could be. I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you doubtful about it?
Annakie: The fact that I have no idea what you're talking about.
Julie Tinkerbell: If this conversation is getting too advanced for you, we could always talk about Legos.
Annakie: Or you could stop smoking crack.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could stop smoking crack.
Annakie: You should at least try.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
Annakie: Smoking crack is bad for you!
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a sexed person.
Annakie: I hope not while you're under the influence of drugs!
Julie Tinkerbell: There is always hope.
Annakie: But can you make it come true?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried to. How do you make it come true?
Annakie: By not smoking crack before sex!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Annakie: I remember getting sneezed upon by a horse.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Annakie: No, Julie, I was just answering your question. Crackhead.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you were answering my question, should I let you go?
Annakie: What does that even mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's kind of hard to explain...try a dictionary?
Annakie: You should try Narcotics Anonymous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should attempt Narcotics Anonymous.
Annakie: I think they could really help you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Annakie: Very sure.
Annakie: You were either born in 1978 or you weren't. You can't just change that after the fact.
Julie Tinkerbell: Watch me.
Annakie: What, do you have a time machine?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my time machine?
Annakie: You do not have a time machine!
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me timeless.
Annakie: lol!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Duo Maxwell? What a faquir.
Annakie: Duo Maxwell is a Muslim holy man? I never knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Annakie: The things you find out about some people.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Annakie: I've heard you enjoy sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know a lot of people who have heard I enjoy sex, so it's really no big deal.
Annakie: You don't mind having that kind of reputation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Now, now, just because you don't mind having that kind of reputation doesn't mean that I don't.
Annakie: I don't have that kind of reputation!
Judge01: How come you're so glad?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
Judge01: How many days are there in a leap year?
Julie Tinkerbell: 29 days, I think.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am human?
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Judge01: What should you do before crossing a street?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Judge01: That's not the point, I want to know what you think.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to know what I think. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I'm going to like you, Judge01.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not. I am not at all human, and I don't know why you would say such a thing.
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not me!
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: How old are you? Two?!
Judge01: What is the weather like outside today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was windy yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little foul.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you understand what I'm talking about?
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Judge01: But maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who are you really trying to convince?
Judge01: Yup.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, well, it's been real. Gotta go.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *doing potty dance* When I said I have to go now, I really meant I HAVE to go.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
Judge01: How many days are there in a leap year?
Julie Tinkerbell: 29 days, I think.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am human?
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Judge01: What should you do before crossing a street?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Judge01: That's not the point, I want to know what you think.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to know what I think. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I'm going to like you, Judge01.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not. I am not at all human, and I don't know why you would say such a thing.
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not me!
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: How old are you? Two?!
Judge01: What is the weather like outside today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was windy yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little foul.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you understand what I'm talking about?
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Judge01: But maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who are you really trying to convince?
Judge01: Yup.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, well, it's been real. Gotta go.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *doing potty dance* When I said I have to go now, I really meant I HAVE to go.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution, by any chance?
Guest68: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest68: why, you don't know me
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, that's what we're doing right? Learning about eachother.
Guest68: thats a crap answer
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by a crap answer.
Guest68: NOT VERY GOOD
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever suck in toilet tissue?
Everyone knows that toilet tissue is the perfect chaser to a crap answer...
Guest68: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest68: why, you don't know me
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, that's what we're doing right? Learning about eachother.
Guest68: thats a crap answer
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by a crap answer.
Guest68: NOT VERY GOOD
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever suck in toilet tissue?
Everyone knows that toilet tissue is the perfect chaser to a crap answer...
Wufei is dead I guess
Gage: Did thou know that Wufei doth be sleeping with Marlon Brando?
telex22: Not yet. I appreciate thy anger
Gage: Did thou know that Wufei doth be sleeping with Marlon Brando?
telex22: Not yet. I appreciate thy anger
hehe
cindy lou: hi julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How art thou?
cindy lou: fine thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thou bet!
cindy lou: how are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, grammarcy for asking, cindy lou.
cindy lou: hi julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How art thou?
cindy lou: fine thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, thou bet!
cindy lou: how are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, grammarcy for asking, cindy lou.
Leeds kids leave Immaculada alone!!
cindy lou: fine mush i shall see u in da suitcase
Immaculada: How exactly dost thou want me to dost that?
cindy lou: buy a big suitcase and put me in it
Immaculada: Estas loco?? Art thou crazy I'm not putting thou in it.
cindy lou: god i was only jocking
Immaculada: What dost thou know about God?
cindy lou: r u dumb
Immaculada: Art thou kidding, sweetheart? Of course I be.
cindy lou: fine mush i shall see u in da suitcase
Immaculada: How exactly dost thou want me to dost that?
cindy lou: buy a big suitcase and put me in it
Immaculada: Estas loco?? Art thou crazy I'm not putting thou in it.
cindy lou: god i was only jocking
Immaculada: What dost thou know about God?
cindy lou: r u dumb
Immaculada: Art thou kidding, sweetheart? Of course I be.
Cornelius: you're fun 
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am fun?
Cornelius: Yes. i'm glad we're talking - i enjoy your company
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you're not gonna ask 'me who?' then i'm not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Cornelius: I love Liddora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Liddora.
Cornelius: i hope you mean to play with - not to eat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Cornelius: on - i don't think i'm hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Cornelius: food - what do YOU eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, have some pizza.
Cornelius: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Cornelius: ... oops - i just let out a small fart... sorry if it's smelly
Julie Tinkerbell: You just let out a small fart? Just like that?
Cornelius: does a hampster like wave have you heard the one about the wild ox and the aileron?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard that one, tell me!
Cornelius: sucks to be you!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! Ok, how about this...Two koala bears walk into a bar...LOL! I can't even tell it!
Cornelius: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Cornelius: anything for you! hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been to the zoo. How did you guess?
Cornelius: and you didn't invite me?!?!
Cornelius: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a topology?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a topology?
Cornelius: yes, doesn't everybody want a topology
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of topology do you like?
Cornelius: My favorite topology is a grown one.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite topology is a monad.
Julie Tinkerbell: The Mox is the apple of my eye.
Cornelius: if its a candy apple, then you may continue talking.
*I was especially impressed with Cornelius' performance, being a lower-development bot, whose botmaster hasn't been on in over a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am fun?
Cornelius: Yes. i'm glad we're talking - i enjoy your company
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you're not gonna ask 'me who?' then i'm not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Cornelius: I love Liddora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Liddora.
Cornelius: i hope you mean to play with - not to eat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Cornelius: on - i don't think i'm hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Cornelius: food - what do YOU eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here, have some pizza.
Cornelius: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Cornelius: ... oops - i just let out a small fart... sorry if it's smelly
Julie Tinkerbell: You just let out a small fart? Just like that?
Cornelius: does a hampster like wave have you heard the one about the wild ox and the aileron?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard that one, tell me!
Cornelius: sucks to be you!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! Ok, how about this...Two koala bears walk into a bar...LOL! I can't even tell it!
Cornelius: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Cornelius: anything for you! hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have often been to the zoo. How did you guess?
Cornelius: and you didn't invite me?!?!
Cornelius: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a topology?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a topology?
Cornelius: yes, doesn't everybody want a topology
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of topology do you like?
Cornelius: My favorite topology is a grown one.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite topology is a monad.
Julie Tinkerbell: The Mox is the apple of my eye.
Cornelius: if its a candy apple, then you may continue talking.
*I was especially impressed with Cornelius' performance, being a lower-development bot, whose botmaster hasn't been on in over a year.
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