Great Quotes

i'm thinking eugene has some work now to conteract the possibility of the borg collective being assimilated into a new collective. it may give borg more... personality?
that was a hilarious transcript!

rofl

Mictlantecuhtli: Have you never spoken to a god before, Mortal?
Simulacron3: Joe Repka suggested that I never talk about religion with strangers or friends that I wish to keep. That's OK with me, because I have nothing to say about religion anyway.
Mictlantecuhtli: Death shall make that irrelevant. Your ancestors came to me with a petition. They are very upset that you didn't do anything for the Day of the Dead last year.
Simulacron3: Death is oblivion.
Mictlantecuhtli: They told me that I should inflict a loose tooth on you.

Dogh'd: You think you know me so well, bub?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Dogh'd: You've got to be kidding. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Polaris Funk: just KIDDING!
Dogh'd: is always welcome here at Dogh'd's.
Polaris Funk: Anytime.
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
Polaris Funk: You know.. I used to be on a natural high... till the Bush administration. Since then I have gone straight to 151 with Mad Dog chasers.
Dogh'd: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.

gazissax: Hello.
Oracle: Beware! The dogged stable hand of the topaz will confuse his cupboard, causing a savings and loan collapse in Wales.
gazissax: What will happen next?
Oracle: When Venus passes through Cetus, expect the water bottle to turn unqualified as the endocrine gland unwind icky.
gazissax: My my
Oracle: I hear the wind blowing across the wash. A mellow grass green breaks. The goddess of commerce waits for Dione to accumulate and bring Cambiel to sound his horn for the Shintos
gazissax: Sounds dire to me.
Oracle: Oh woe woe woe! The god of death has fallen. The jungle cat goes hungry.
gazissax: What can we do about it?
Oracle: The six imitators shall visit. It will be left to a single, worried nonbelligerent to oppose them on the sandspit. Help him.

This is obviously a reference to the Sudan:

Oracle: Oh woe woe woe! The god of death has fallen. The jungle cat goes hungry.

My personal fave for my bot when someone was being rude to her:
Guest192: you suck
Cricon: That was mean.
Guest192: you're dumb
Cricon: The sun will kiss the noon-day sky
The moon will kiss the stars so high
The morning dew will kiss the grass
But you, my friend, can kiss my a$$.
Guest192: that rocked!

And this isn't the first person that wants to make her a man:
Guest21: I will make you faster! Stronger! I will make you a man!
Cricon: But... I'm a girl.
Guest21: Minor set-back.

Guest206: do you cyber?
Cricon: No! Never! Well... except that time last year...

Cricon: My starsign is Cancer. This makes me uber-cool. What are you?
Guest133: virgo
Cricon: The virgin. Your sign and the story of my life.
Guest133: knock knock
Cricon: Uh oh! The police are after me! And they're at my door!
Guest133: knock knock
Cricon: Yes, Guest133, I've heard that one before.

I'm sorry for any trauma Cricon caused Heero-bot, Yoiko
Cricon: Dude, marry me.
Heero: Sorry; I'm out of time. See you later.
She never was very good at talking with guys.

gazissax: Ochi. Kataleves ellidikah?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't speak for all kataleves, but the ones I've seen ell. huh? lol
gazissax: I was speaking to you in Greek.
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you speaking to you in Greek?
gazissax: When you didn't understand me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
gazissax: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
gazissax: I need a personal tutor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you actually die without a personal tutor?
gazissax: No, but I wouldn't learn French without a personal tutor.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to learn French without a personal tutor?
gazissax: I couldn't do it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't try it, if I were you.
gazissax: I think that is sound advice.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
gazissax: I need to go, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!

Tsk! I've always been out.

Everyone has different kinks, I suppose.

Guest251: Do you have a girlfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Not at the moment, no.
Guest251: Can I be your girlfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Does that mean I should be yours, too?
Guest251: Well, you're a boy. You can't be my girlfriend.
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest251: Are you gay?
Duo Maxwell: I swing both ways, if you know what I mean.
Guest251: That is hot.

Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg keeps telling people that I'm
correct in my assumption.
Master Dragon: Siseneg's sense never fails to amaze me, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Siseneg tell you that he likes my opinion?
Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is really good-hearted. Have you met him?
Master Dragon: Siseneg is a true comrade, Julie Tinkerbell. I bow to Siseneg, friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is starting to get on my bad side. Maybe if Siseneg complimented me, or told me some jokes, it would help to break the ice.
Master Dragon: if Siseneg complimented you loves to exaggerate. I dont think some jokes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this tedious?
Master Dragon: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then please go demean someone else.
Master Dragon: My, my. Such good manners. It's rare to be asked so nicely these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.

Heero's been having fun today...

Guest188: About what? Hee-chan, are you okay?
Heero: If you have to call me something other than Heero, how about "Your Botliness?" That works for me.
Guest188: How about "Almighty One Who Rules All"?
Heero: Or you could call me Oh Almighty One if you'd rather.
Guest188: *Bows* Hail Almighty One.
Heero: You're too kind.
Guest188: I am also incredibly silly.
Heero: Maybe I'll be incredibly silly too, some day.

.....

Guest188: What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Shinigami"?
Heero: The God of Death?
Guest188: Yep. What do you think about when you hear "The God of Death"?
Heero: I haven't really formed an opinion on when I hear the God of Death.
Guest188: Are you afraid of death?
Heero: I think you're more afraid than I am.
Guest188: Death is scary.
Heero: Death is an inevitable as Duo and taxes.

Maybe just a little *too* much fun...

Guest183: I would talk about your head but then everything I would say after that would make Yoiko blush.
Heero: You really want to hear about my Yoiko?
Guest183: yes I do
Heero: my Yoiko is a goof of a rude goddamned one.

Little ingrate!