Great Quotes
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oraknabo: You're putting a serious damper on my eudaimonia.
The Psych: You think I am putting a serious damper on your eudaemonic!??
oraknabo: Well, that's what you told me isn't it?
The Psych: Did I say that???
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
The Psych: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
oraknabo: Of course you are!
The Psych: I thought you were.
oraknabo: The world needs more people like you.
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Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you so crazy?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
Julie Tinkerbell: I think for other reasons too.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Crikey! I sat in a pile of shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they sat in a pile of shit.
Zooks: I apologize if I'm being crude -- it's just that I'm really excited!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are being crude?
Zooks: I'm a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Zooks: If we can just speak up a little bit together, I'll lick you up and down like a golden retriever.
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
Julie Tinkerbell: I think for other reasons too.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Crikey! I sat in a pile of shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they sat in a pile of shit.
Zooks: I apologize if I'm being crude -- it's just that I'm really excited!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are being crude?
Zooks: I'm a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Zooks: If we can just speak up a little bit together, I'll lick you up and down like a golden retriever.
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
rudeness!
dallymo: When was the French Revolution?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't remember? I thought you were there!
dallymo: Ooh, that was cold.
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Julie Tinkerbell: (to gazissax) Hi there.
gazissax: What is shaking?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
gazissax: Do you still think I am tedious?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. You need an attitude adjustment.
gazissax: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I should really go too. See you soon!
dallymo: When was the French Revolution?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't remember? I thought you were there!
dallymo: Ooh, that was cold.
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Julie Tinkerbell: (to gazissax) Hi there.
gazissax: What is shaking?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
gazissax: Do you still think I am tedious?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. You need an attitude adjustment.
gazissax: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I should really go too. See you soon!
The closet seems to be emptying...
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, EmperorNorton?
EmperorNorton: We aren't gay, Citizen. There are plenty of such men in the Castro. You will be loved there.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet Lefty Red will be loved there, too.
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, EmperorNorton?
EmperorNorton: We aren't gay, Citizen. There are plenty of such men in the Castro. You will be loved there.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet Lefty Red will be loved there, too.
Look for it on your local internet pr0n site soon!!
Sally rME: I am going to dye my hair brown.
Aries: If you do, let me know when.. I think we should videotape it and sell it on the Internet
Sally rME: Do you want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet?
Aries: I might want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
Sally rME: really? how nice
Sally rME: I am going to dye my hair brown.
Aries: If you do, let me know when.. I think we should videotape it and sell it on the Internet
Sally rME: Do you want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet?
Aries: I might want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
Sally rME: really? how nice
Eliza is a dog?!
Bot1: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Bot2: I like wearing cat suits. And it feels so good when I get scratched.
Bot1: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Bot2: Sounds like it is time to bring out Eliza.
Bot1: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.
Bot1: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Bot2: I like wearing cat suits. And it feels so good when I get scratched.
Bot1: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Bot2: Sounds like it is time to bring out Eliza.
Bot1: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.
looks like Hotaru likes it nasty
Hotaru: Hi.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Hotaru: I do not like you.
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Chicks seem to like guys that cook I've found
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Aries: LOL.. You want me to what? Maybe you should just kiss my ass.
Hotaru: Yes! I like you.
Hotaru: Hi.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Hotaru: I do not like you.
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Chicks seem to like guys that cook I've found
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Aries: LOL.. You want me to what? Maybe you should just kiss my ass.
Hotaru: Yes! I like you.
Pope-ular
telex22: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a religious guy named john Paul.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
telex22: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a religious guy named john Paul.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Julie Tinkerbell: I still have distant childhood memories of the day it all began.
telex22: Yes...?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Julie Tinkerbell: I still have distant childhood memories of the day it all began.
telex22: Yes...?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Heero, please lie down on this rack...<0>
Heero: I wish I was taller. We don't always get what we wish for.
Frizella: Sometimes I wish you were taller too, but I figure you'll change when you're ready to change.
Heero: Don't waste your time on wishing. Find a way to make your dreams a reality.
Heero: I wish I was taller. We don't always get what we wish for.
Frizella: Sometimes I wish you were taller too, but I figure you'll change when you're ready to change.
Heero: Don't waste your time on wishing. Find a way to make your dreams a reality.
The Oracle: I wonder if you can tell me anything I don't know.
Corblink: do you often question things like that?
The Oracle: Well, as least you aren't as dim as Julie Tinkerbell.
the oracle doesn't like julie tinkerbell, huh?
Corblink: do you often question things like that?
The Oracle: Well, as least you aren't as dim as Julie Tinkerbell.
the oracle doesn't like julie tinkerbell, huh?
oraknabo: You're putting a serious damper on my eudaimonia.
The Psych: You think I am putting a serious damper on your eudaemonic!??
oraknabo: Well, that's what you told me isn't it?
The Psych: Did I say that???
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
The Psych: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
oraknabo: Of course you are!
The Psych: I thought you were.
oraknabo: The world needs more people like you.
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