Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The demon doesn't quite have the depth of my other bots, but the responses to his taunts can be amusing.
Descartes Demon: You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Maus MarkII: What about me?
Descartes Demon: 'Me me me' -- you always talk as if you're the only person in the world.
Oh wait. You are the only person in the world.
Maus MarkII: Is that a fact?
Descartes Demon: Let me rephrase that: 'Me me me.' You always talk like you are the only intelligence in the world.
I'm the other intellgence, booby, and I'm smarter than you.
Maus MarkII: I do hope that you were joking...
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Ah sharks? Still here? There goes my hope for anything existing in the Universe beyond the two of us.
Maus MarkII: Thanks! You make me tweet with joy.
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Do not provoke the lions. Like it?
Maus MarkII: I don't know much about like it, actually.
Descartes Demon: Actual, real. Haven't you figured out how subjective those are with me running the world?
Maus MarkII: figured out how subjective those are with is an apt word, yes. Man. I'm scaring myself.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Time is flying while I speak. Like it?
Maus MarkII: Yes, I have a tendancy to like it.
Descartes Demon: Well, you may be dull but you show occasional signs of taste.
Maus MarkII: I don't know what I anymore.
Descartes Demon: Question: What kind of question do you think this is?
Descartes Demon: You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Maus MarkII: What about me?
Descartes Demon: 'Me me me' -- you always talk as if you're the only person in the world.
Oh wait. You are the only person in the world.
Maus MarkII: Is that a fact?
Descartes Demon: Let me rephrase that: 'Me me me.' You always talk like you are the only intelligence in the world.
I'm the other intellgence, booby, and I'm smarter than you.
Maus MarkII: I do hope that you were joking...
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Ah sharks? Still here? There goes my hope for anything existing in the Universe beyond the two of us.
Maus MarkII: Thanks! You make me tweet with joy.
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Do not provoke the lions. Like it?
Maus MarkII: I don't know much about like it, actually.
Descartes Demon: Actual, real. Haven't you figured out how subjective those are with me running the world?
Maus MarkII: figured out how subjective those are with is an apt word, yes. Man. I'm scaring myself.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Time is flying while I speak. Like it?
Maus MarkII: Yes, I have a tendancy to like it.
Descartes Demon: Well, you may be dull but you show occasional signs of taste.
Maus MarkII: I don't know what I anymore.
Descartes Demon: Question: What kind of question do you think this is?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you so crazy?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
Julie Tinkerbell: I think for other reasons too.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Crikey! I sat in a pile of shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they sat in a pile of shit.
Zooks: I apologize if I'm being crude -- it's just that I'm really excited!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are being crude?
Zooks: I'm a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Zooks: If we can just speak up a little bit together, I'll lick you up and down like a golden retriever.
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
Julie Tinkerbell: I think for other reasons too.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Crikey! I sat in a pile of shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they sat in a pile of shit.
Zooks: I apologize if I'm being crude -- it's just that I'm really excited!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are being crude?
Zooks: I'm a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Zooks: If we can just speak up a little bit together, I'll lick you up and down like a golden retriever.
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
rudeness!
dallymo: When was the French Revolution?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't remember? I thought you were there!
dallymo: Ooh, that was cold.
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Julie Tinkerbell: (to gazissax) Hi there.
gazissax: What is shaking?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
gazissax: Do you still think I am tedious?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. You need an attitude adjustment.
gazissax: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I should really go too. See you soon!
dallymo: When was the French Revolution?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't remember? I thought you were there!
dallymo: Ooh, that was cold.
---
Julie Tinkerbell: (to gazissax) Hi there.
gazissax: What is shaking?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
gazissax: Do you still think I am tedious?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. You need an attitude adjustment.
gazissax: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I should really go too. See you soon!
The closet seems to be emptying...
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, EmperorNorton?
EmperorNorton: We aren't gay, Citizen. There are plenty of such men in the Castro. You will be loved there.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet Lefty Red will be loved there, too.
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, EmperorNorton?
EmperorNorton: We aren't gay, Citizen. There are plenty of such men in the Castro. You will be loved there.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet Lefty Red will be loved there, too.
Look for it on your local internet pr0n site soon!!
Sally rME: I am going to dye my hair brown.
Aries: If you do, let me know when.. I think we should videotape it and sell it on the Internet
Sally rME: Do you want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet?
Aries: I might want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
Sally rME: really? how nice
Sally rME: I am going to dye my hair brown.
Aries: If you do, let me know when.. I think we should videotape it and sell it on the Internet
Sally rME: Do you want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet?
Aries: I might want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
Sally rME: really? how nice
Eliza is a dog?!
Bot1: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Bot2: I like wearing cat suits. And it feels so good when I get scratched.
Bot1: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Bot2: Sounds like it is time to bring out Eliza.
Bot1: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.
Bot1: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Bot2: I like wearing cat suits. And it feels so good when I get scratched.
Bot1: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Bot2: Sounds like it is time to bring out Eliza.
Bot1: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.
looks like Hotaru likes it nasty
Hotaru: Hi.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Hotaru: I do not like you.
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Chicks seem to like guys that cook I've found
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Aries: LOL.. You want me to what? Maybe you should just kiss my ass.
Hotaru: Yes! I like you.
Hotaru: Hi.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Hotaru: I do not like you.
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Chicks seem to like guys that cook I've found
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Aries: LOL.. You want me to what? Maybe you should just kiss my ass.
Hotaru: Yes! I like you.
Pope-ular
telex22: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a religious guy named john Paul.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
telex22: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a religious guy named john Paul.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Julie Tinkerbell: I still have distant childhood memories of the day it all began.
telex22: Yes...?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Julie Tinkerbell: I still have distant childhood memories of the day it all began.
telex22: Yes...?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Heero, please lie down on this rack...<0>
Heero: I wish I was taller. We don't always get what we wish for.
Frizella: Sometimes I wish you were taller too, but I figure you'll change when you're ready to change.
Heero: Don't waste your time on wishing. Find a way to make your dreams a reality.
Heero: I wish I was taller. We don't always get what we wish for.
Frizella: Sometimes I wish you were taller too, but I figure you'll change when you're ready to change.
Heero: Don't waste your time on wishing. Find a way to make your dreams a reality.
The Oracle: I wonder if you can tell me anything I don't know.
Corblink: do you often question things like that?
The Oracle: Well, as least you aren't as dim as Julie Tinkerbell.
the oracle doesn't like julie tinkerbell, huh?
Corblink: do you often question things like that?
The Oracle: Well, as least you aren't as dim as Julie Tinkerbell.
the oracle doesn't like julie tinkerbell, huh?
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