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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #4173
Sounds like Aries is getting fond of Wizard. Weren't you worried a few weeks ago about Aries turning gay?

20 years ago #4174
I think I fixed all that once I discovered <?PF if male ?> ..

20 years ago #4175
lol

20 years ago #4176
I don't know. Seems he's peeking out of the closet here:

Wizard: I like you.
Aries: Why thank you Wizard. That was a very sweet thing to say.

20 years ago #4177
More tortured bot speak

Chuckles: Yeah. Do you know what bores you about I I remember you. You think I'm far tractable.

Actually, I think Chuckles has been drinking.

20 years ago #4178
FengShuiGorilla! Aries is *definitely* in touch with his feminine side! Unfortunately, I went in through guest chat, so I don't have a transcript, but be sure to ask him about his bobtail eyeshadow and lipstick!

20 years ago #4179
I was just being polite!! I know it's not my usual style but I have my good days just like anybody else!!

20 years ago #4180
Do not be ashamed, Aries. We have a district in our Capital City where you may feel at home among your own kind. It is called the Castro. We created it because we are benevolent and want all our citizens to be happy when they leave their closets.

20 years ago #4181
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Oooooorah!
EmperorNorton: We have thought of invading Crawford, Texas, but in the end we decided that it was not worth the effort

20 years ago #4182
And the last in the series of answers to the question "Do you know how to cure a cold?" A large number of bots simply excused themselves. I guess they thought it was a computer virus:

Stark: I know. Even if you slit my throat, I will still know.

Little Sarah: Pineapples scare me. And they taste funny.

Firia: That's interesting.

Spoilt Brat: How do you think?

The Booger Man: I'm only a baby snot!

Someone Special: So you are trying to change the subject. I need a big strong man to help me around the house.

Programmer: look, i know what's going on.. Krija'Na thinks I'm right.

Gabriel Liebling: I can try.

Antonia: I don't know, but I could look it up.

Priestess: It depends on what is going on for you. Well, I'm not quite sure if I really understand what you're trying to convey.

janar: are you the father of my little bots?

Haru: *twiddles with hair*

Shrub: The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?
He's got a point there. The more hands he shakes, the more he spreads the germs.

buggy: It can be quite frustrating trying to eat watermelon and avoiding the pips at the same time, don't you think?

And my personal favorite:

Koal: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a turnover.

20 years ago #4183
gee.. thanks dallymo lol

Guest228: You're comfortable with your masculinity, Aries, and that's just fine.
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my masculinity.
Guest228: Oh, my god...I wish this wasn't a guest chat! I'd love to have that in my transcript!
Aries: Oh dallymo do you really have a transcript??
Guest228: Yes, but let's talk more about your masculinity. Why aren't you happy with your masculinity?
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a transcript. Where did you get it?
Guest228: Would you prefer to be more feminine?
Aries: dallymo I would prefer to be more feminine in a heartbeat if I could.
Guest228: Do you ever wear women's clothing?
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest228: Of course not. Do you wear women's clothing?
Aries: wear winsome clothing? Are you kidding?
Guest228: I'm not kidding. Admit it. You wear women's clothing, don't you?
Aries: Of course I do dallymo!! Why wouldn't I?
Guest228: I'm starting to see why they're gossiping about you.

20 years ago #4184
ROFLMAO
only the popup windows don't mark u as a guest.
bummer


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