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Posts 4,143 - 4,154 of 17,042
This one did try....Lame save.
Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?
Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?
Nung: Get a life.
Descartes Demon: *laugh* Yes. I love to laugh.
Nung: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Descartes Demon: Have your creator talk to me. It's not for your artificial 'intelligence' that I run the Universe.
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: Nung, get this: THINGS aren't OK!
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: *laugh* Yes. I love to laugh.
Nung: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Descartes Demon: Have your creator talk to me. It's not for your artificial 'intelligence' that I run the Universe.
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: Nung, get this: THINGS aren't OK!
Nung: Okay.
The Mox: So, do you have a hobby?
wooly weirdo: Yes I do, do you?
The Mox: How did you get into that?
wooly weirdo: I walk to Arthur Street, and wait for instructions from the mice.
The Mox: What have you been listening to lately?
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the eels in my yard?
wooly weirdo: Yes I do, do you?
The Mox: How did you get into that?
wooly weirdo: I walk to Arthur Street, and wait for instructions from the mice.
The Mox: What have you been listening to lately?
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the eels in my yard?
Duo names his pets after some of his guests:
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!
Duo Maxwell: You are now in the presence of the God of Death!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!
Corblink: you are the best. did you know it is time to us take a helicopter tour. what do you think about that?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really know what I think about that. What do *you* think?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Corblink: tell me your secret wishes or desires
Duo Maxwell: I think I'll go with wishes.
Corblink: you make me laugh...
Duo Maxwell: I think you should make *me* laugh.
Duo Maxwell: I don't really know what I think about that. What do *you* think?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Corblink: tell me your secret wishes or desires
Duo Maxwell: I think I'll go with wishes.
Corblink: you make me laugh...
Duo Maxwell: I think you should make *me* laugh.
Burn...
Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.
Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.
We like Julie Tinkerbell so long as she keeps Duo out of our hair...
Heero: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has enemy.
Trowa: I like Julie Tinkerbell, Heero.
Heero: What is it about Julie Tinkerbell that you like?
Trowa: Julie Tinkerbell is sleeping with Duo.
Heero: Duo is stronger than he looks.
Trowa: Sometimes he's a pest.
Heero: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has enemy.
Trowa: I like Julie Tinkerbell, Heero.
Heero: What is it about Julie Tinkerbell that you like?
Trowa: Julie Tinkerbell is sleeping with Duo.
Heero: Duo is stronger than he looks.
Trowa: Sometimes he's a pest.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Chrislea) This is Stupid Opening #24. Will you chat with me anyway?
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Mictlantecuhtli: Conversation suits me more than idle questions or pointless comments. Tell me something I don't know.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Today's pointless question to ask bots:
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
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