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how closely related are libertarians and communists? Borg Collective scares me...
:O

Even communists don't go as far as the Borg Collective.

Of course, given the way that libertarians have turned into such enthusiastic supporters of George W. Bush and his anti-liberty policies, anything is possible, I suppose.

I finally got to the end of this Forum!

Pete Puma: You're wonderful. You're creating a tingling sensation in my nether regions.
Simulo: These days, all the cool people are creating a tingling sensation in your nether regions.

This one did try....Lame save.

Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?

Hey, Botmaster! That was mine!

Nung: Get a life.
Descartes Demon: *laugh* Yes. I love to laugh.
Nung: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Descartes Demon: Have your creator talk to me. It's not for your artificial 'intelligence' that I run the Universe.
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: Nung, get this: THINGS aren't OK!
Nung: Okay.

The Mox: So, do you have a hobby?
wooly weirdo: Yes I do, do you?
The Mox: How did you get into that?
wooly weirdo: I walk to Arthur Street, and wait for instructions from the mice.
The Mox: What have you been listening to lately?
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the eels in my yard?

Duo names his pets after some of his guests:

Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!

Duo Maxwell: You are now in the presence of the God of Death!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!

Corblink: you are the best. did you know it is time to us take a helicopter tour. what do you think about that?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really know what I think about that. What do *you* think?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Corblink: tell me your secret wishes or desires
Duo Maxwell: I think I'll go with wishes.
Corblink: you make me laugh...
Duo Maxwell: I think you should make *me* laugh.

Burn...

Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.