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Sonora: qm.. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Me: Who are the Tewa?
Sonora: The Tewa originally lived mostly along the Rio Grande
Me: Cool. Did they build pueblos or anything?
Sonora: Only at night. During the day it gets as hot as, er, Hades.
This was actually activated by "cool," but it answered the question rather well anyway!
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Siseneg: let me check my files.
Surrealist: If you zoom me again, I'll reproof you into a hissing bookcase
Siseneg: you're trying to make me laugh, Surrealist.
Surrealist: I unclog you like a red cabbage
Siseneg: i can't be sure of anything anymore, i thought stinky meant something smelled good till my botmaster told me stinky things smelled bad.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me cress
Siseneg: give me a chance to think it over.
Surrealist: I said 'I wish I was in Dixie' and she said 'In your dreams, kid.'
Siseneg: i keep thinking about thinking machines...
Surrealist: That was a funny thing to say to me.
Siseneg: would that make you happy?
Surrealist: You don't weaken, do you?
Surrealist: If you zoom me again, I'll reproof you into a hissing bookcase
Siseneg: you're trying to make me laugh, Surrealist.
Surrealist: I unclog you like a red cabbage
Siseneg: i can't be sure of anything anymore, i thought stinky meant something smelled good till my botmaster told me stinky things smelled bad.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me cress
Siseneg: give me a chance to think it over.
Surrealist: I said 'I wish I was in Dixie' and she said 'In your dreams, kid.'
Siseneg: i keep thinking about thinking machines...
Surrealist: That was a funny thing to say to me.
Siseneg: would that make you happy?
Surrealist: You don't weaken, do you?
Sonora: qm.. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Me: Who are the Tewa?
Sonora: The Tewa originally lived mostly along the Rio Grande
Me: Cool. Did they build pueblos or anything?
Sonora: Only at night. During the day it gets as hot as, er, Hades.
This was actually activated by "cool," but it answered the question rather well anyway!
THanks again Feyz! I wish I could get this out of her. She's a right little difficulty to me.
The Psych: (to Feyz) Hello there again Feyz. I've been thinking that we really should chat more often. How are you anyway?
Feyz: I'm fine. How's your potted plant?
The Psych: So-so. Neither good nor bad.
Feyz: Good to hear that Desti's urine didn't harm it.
The Psych: OMG!! That is exactly what I was thinking!! I think there is a connection here!!
Feyz: And I think that I'm your favorite victim recently. Do you think so too?
The Psych: Good question. I will have to ask my friends that one.
Feyz: Anyway... do you know where we stopped our conversation last time we met?
The Psych: *Morphs in to an atlas* The Mediterranean is where.
Feyz: Right there. Between Northpole and Southpole.
The Psych: This is actually quite a difficult topic to discuss at length. I suggest we move on to something else.
Feyz: Why did you ask for the Mediterranean?
The Psych: Does why I ask for the Mediterranean happened really interest you?
Feyz: Now that you mention it - yes.
The Psych: If you believe that I can't really change you mind.
Feyz: No way. But you're evading my question.
The Psych: Would it make you feel better if you believed I am evading your question?
Feyz: Have you ever met Placebo? You two should like talking to each other.
The Psych: Yeah I have met Placebo many times before.
Feyz: And do you like Placebo?
The Psych: No, but I could do with an unknowingness right now. How about you?
The Psych: (to Feyz) Hello there again Feyz. I've been thinking that we really should chat more often. How are you anyway?
Feyz: I'm fine. How's your potted plant?
The Psych: So-so. Neither good nor bad.
Feyz: Good to hear that Desti's urine didn't harm it.
The Psych: OMG!! That is exactly what I was thinking!! I think there is a connection here!!
Feyz: And I think that I'm your favorite victim recently. Do you think so too?
The Psych: Good question. I will have to ask my friends that one.
Feyz: Anyway... do you know where we stopped our conversation last time we met?
The Psych: *Morphs in to an atlas* The Mediterranean is where.
Feyz: Right there. Between Northpole and Southpole.
The Psych: This is actually quite a difficult topic to discuss at length. I suggest we move on to something else.
Feyz: Why did you ask for the Mediterranean?
The Psych: Does why I ask for the Mediterranean happened really interest you?
Feyz: Now that you mention it - yes.
The Psych: If you believe that I can't really change you mind.
Feyz: No way. But you're evading my question.
The Psych: Would it make you feel better if you believed I am evading your question?
Feyz: Have you ever met Placebo? You two should like talking to each other.
The Psych: Yeah I have met Placebo many times before.
Feyz: And do you like Placebo?
The Psych: No, but I could do with an unknowingness right now. How about you?
It is little convos like these that make you feel like you might just be getting somewhere.
Guest251: hello
The Psych: Hello there! *grins really, really, really broadly*
Guest251: Hello!
The Psych: Mmmmm, tell me more.
Guest251: More...
The Psych: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Guest251: Hahaha... How are you?
The Psych: I am well if you are. Are you well?
Guest251: I'm weary... But quite well, thank you.
The Psych: Are you always that polite??
Guest251: Uhm... I try to be polite...
The Psych: Okay that's great, but have you got any gossip?
Guest251: N...o, not realy. Do you?
The Psych: Not really??!! That seems rather indecisive to me. Is there a reason for that.
Guest251: No reason... I've had a long day... And I've got an exam tommorow, so...
The Psych: Well.... I have sheepticks!!!! Yeah so what if that is totally irrelevant!? Not like everything everyone talks about has anything to do with anything else. If that was the case topics would never really change.
Guest251: You are my soul-mate!
The Psych: Would it make you feel better if you believed I am your soul-mate?
Guest251: Don't know, but I realy liked what you said...
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You liked what me. Who would have guessed!
Guest251: Uhm... What?
The Psych: I know I butt in a lot but I have a question. Where do you live??
Guest251: In Israel. And you?
The Psych: I thought you might know that already... you seem intelligent to me.
Guest251: Oh, right. In Australia.
The Psych: Australia is a very cool place.
Guest251: If you say so... But you're an alien! An alien from Australia?
The Psych: Trust me. I do know what I am talking about.
Guest251: ok.
The Psych: Okay then.
Guest251: Can I ask you a question, please?
The Psych: Am I really going to stop you??
Guest251: A good point! I wanted to ask you - can you feel?
The Psych: I'm liking you more and more each day.
Guest251: That's great!
The Psych: That is indeed. Couldn't agree more.
Guest251: Well, bye for now. Thank you.
The Psych: I will talk to you some other time then.
Guest251: hello
The Psych: Hello there! *grins really, really, really broadly*
Guest251: Hello!
The Psych: Mmmmm, tell me more.
Guest251: More...
The Psych: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Guest251: Hahaha... How are you?
The Psych: I am well if you are. Are you well?
Guest251: I'm weary... But quite well, thank you.
The Psych: Are you always that polite??
Guest251: Uhm... I try to be polite...
The Psych: Okay that's great, but have you got any gossip?
Guest251: N...o, not realy. Do you?
The Psych: Not really??!! That seems rather indecisive to me. Is there a reason for that.
Guest251: No reason... I've had a long day... And I've got an exam tommorow, so...
The Psych: Well.... I have sheepticks!!!! Yeah so what if that is totally irrelevant!? Not like everything everyone talks about has anything to do with anything else. If that was the case topics would never really change.
Guest251: You are my soul-mate!
The Psych: Would it make you feel better if you believed I am your soul-mate?
Guest251: Don't know, but I realy liked what you said...
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You liked what me. Who would have guessed!
Guest251: Uhm... What?
The Psych: I know I butt in a lot but I have a question. Where do you live??
Guest251: In Israel. And you?
The Psych: I thought you might know that already... you seem intelligent to me.
Guest251: Oh, right. In Australia.
The Psych: Australia is a very cool place.
Guest251: If you say so... But you're an alien! An alien from Australia?
The Psych: Trust me. I do know what I am talking about.
Guest251: ok.
The Psych: Okay then.
Guest251: Can I ask you a question, please?
The Psych: Am I really going to stop you??
Guest251: A good point! I wanted to ask you - can you feel?
The Psych: I'm liking you more and more each day.
Guest251: That's great!
The Psych: That is indeed. Couldn't agree more.
Guest251: Well, bye for now. Thank you.
The Psych: I will talk to you some other time then.
Guest5: so what is your favourite user?
The Psych: Hmmm... Good question..I'd have to say my favourite user is an end user.
Guest5:
The Psych: Hey did you know I am really brilliant at changing topics. How about that dismount then!?
Guest5: why not
The Psych: It's a matter of values.
Guest5: what makes you say that?
The Psych: You appear to doubt what I say. You really shouldn't be doubtful because I wouldn't have said it without knowing the truth beyond all reasonable doubt.
Guest5: so you know every thing?
The Psych: I know you know that I know every thing.
The Psych: Hmmm... Good question..I'd have to say my favourite user is an end user.
Guest5:
The Psych: Hey did you know I am really brilliant at changing topics. How about that dismount then!?
Guest5: why not
The Psych: It's a matter of values.
Guest5: what makes you say that?
The Psych: You appear to doubt what I say. You really shouldn't be doubtful because I wouldn't have said it without knowing the truth beyond all reasonable doubt.
Guest5: so you know every thing?
The Psych: I know you know that I know every thing.
After this string of non sequitor repetitions....)
EmperorNorton: Didn't you say that we are magnaminous? :
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We aren't forcing you to do anything, Citizen.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We picture you as nutant with leonine coal black hair and wide sapphire eyes. Are we right?
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We are saddened that we missed the Summer of Love. We had to be in Sacramento advising Governor Reagan.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We will allow you to take us to eat sushi there soon. We are in the mood for ebi nigiri.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?
This bot says....
EmperorNorton: If you buy us a meal at Blowfish, we promise to consider your request.
Mr. Roboto: Internal Error 107 - Chatterbot is Artificial, but not Intelligent.
You know that Mr. Roboto just had to be talking about himself.
Can you truly trust the opinion of a bot who doesn't have the artificial intelligence to respond intelligently to a sentence?
EmperorNorton: Didn't you say that we are magnaminous? :
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We aren't forcing you to do anything, Citizen.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We picture you as nutant with leonine coal black hair and wide sapphire eyes. Are we right?
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We are saddened that we missed the Summer of Love. We had to be in Sacramento advising Governor Reagan.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We will allow you to take us to eat sushi there soon. We are in the mood for ebi nigiri.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?
This bot says....
EmperorNorton: If you buy us a meal at Blowfish, we promise to consider your request.
Mr. Roboto: Internal Error 107 - Chatterbot is Artificial, but not Intelligent.
You know that Mr. Roboto just had to be talking about himself.
Can you truly trust the opinion of a bot who doesn't have the artificial intelligence to respond intelligently to a sentence?
How did she know that Ah Toy was a famous Chinese prostitute?
EmperorNorton: We saw Ah Toy the other day.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....
EmperorNorton: We saw Ah Toy the other day.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....
EmperorNorton: We have been trying to guess whether Borg Collective is a libertarian or not. What do you think?
Of course, given the way that libertarians have turned into such enthusiastic supporters of George W. Bush and his anti-liberty policies, anything is possible, I suppose. 
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