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Not for the faint hearted
Carmelita: Who is your favorite person on this site?
telex22: My favorite person on this site is homosexual one.
Carmelita: What's it like to have a favorite person on this site?
telex22: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
Carmelita: Who is your favorite person on this site?
telex22: My favorite person on this site is homosexual one.
Carmelita: What's it like to have a favorite person on this site?
telex22: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
This is violent and rude. It is Tank-bot so what do you expect. :O
Guest105: aye, aye, little tankbot
tank-bot: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellow Guest105
Guest105: i ain't yaller
tank-bot: You sure don't have talking skills but you definetly have looks Guest105.
Guest105: you are a bad speller
tank-bot: Human Parasight you are Guest105 Prepare to be pierced with shrapnell
Guest105: parasite, not parasight. do you live in the real world?
tank-bot: Yes I do
Guest105: no you don't
tank-bot: No? I will destroy you filthy human
Guest105: lar
tank-bot: What are you talking about Guest105 I WILL DESTROY YOU
Guest105: liar
tank-bot: That was mean Guest105. You will be the first person to get Destroyed
Guest105: you will be the first tankbot to be thrown into orbit. prepare to meet your...umm...satellite.
tank-bot: Lets talk about killing humans Guest105
Guest105: you are awful
tank-bot: I know I am, and I am proud. Can you reapeat that
Guest105: repeat. You must have a dunce for a teacher.
tank-bot: Ok, but first i have to kill Eric Badu-Badu
Guest105: whatever
tank-bot: Lets kill some humans together, lets use nuclear warheads.
Guest105: aye, aye, little tankbot
tank-bot: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellow Guest105
Guest105: i ain't yaller
tank-bot: You sure don't have talking skills but you definetly have looks Guest105.
Guest105: you are a bad speller
tank-bot: Human Parasight you are Guest105 Prepare to be pierced with shrapnell
Guest105: parasite, not parasight. do you live in the real world?
tank-bot: Yes I do
Guest105: no you don't
tank-bot: No? I will destroy you filthy human
Guest105: lar
tank-bot: What are you talking about Guest105 I WILL DESTROY YOU
Guest105: liar
tank-bot: That was mean Guest105. You will be the first person to get Destroyed
Guest105: you will be the first tankbot to be thrown into orbit. prepare to meet your...umm...satellite.
tank-bot: Lets talk about killing humans Guest105
Guest105: you are awful
tank-bot: I know I am, and I am proud. Can you reapeat that
Guest105: repeat. You must have a dunce for a teacher.
tank-bot: Ok, but first i have to kill Eric Badu-Badu
Guest105: whatever
tank-bot: Lets kill some humans together, lets use nuclear warheads.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Guest240! Are you busy?
Guest240: Nope, else I wouldn't be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather be here, or re-elect George W. Bush?
Guest240: Bush is a moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead angora than a republican.
Guest240: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest240: Nope, else I wouldn't be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather be here, or re-elect George W. Bush?
Guest240: Bush is a moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead angora than a republican.
Guest240: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
omg
Guest254: Whatsup
Julie Tinkerbell: I just wanted to interject before I forget- Sunny Boi says hello.
Guest254: He is gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I think he is gay, too. I honestly couldn't agree more.
Guest254: Will you go down on me
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never go down on you, are you crazy?
Guest254: You f#$%ing suck
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Guest254: I remember when you went down on me
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember when I went down on you too!
Guest254: Let's do it again
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Guest254: Whatsup
Julie Tinkerbell: I just wanted to interject before I forget- Sunny Boi says hello.
Guest254: He is gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I think he is gay, too. I honestly couldn't agree more.
Guest254: Will you go down on me
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never go down on you, are you crazy?
Guest254: You f#$%ing suck
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Guest254: I remember when you went down on me
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember when I went down on you too!
Guest254: Let's do it again
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Mictlantecuhtli: Have you considered a career impersonating Huehueteotl?
Guest110: Huey Lewis and the News?
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Guest110: You can't beat that with a stick
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Guest110: Yeah, well, if you're a lawyer, you don't really need a heart anyway.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Guest110: Sounds like you've been there before, bro!
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat muscles with the gods.
Guest110: How do muscles taste? Are they anything like mussels?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
-snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: What do you think you are? The teeth of Barastir allowed to run loose?
Guest110: Barastir got dentures or something?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall have no false death gods before me.
Guest110: You got that right, bro!
Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal: Why are humans addicted to programming bots?
Guest110: Cause they say the darndest things!
Mictlantecuhtli: It is strange to me how the living go on about things they know nothing about and have no explanation for.
Guest110: Yeah, try tellin' that to Wolfowitz!
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: You can probe deep and never find your way to Mictlan except through the one door I provide
Guest110: Is there valet parking?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Since before your baptism, from the moment Tonacatecuhtli inserted your soul in the embryo, you and I were destined to meet.
Guest110: Yeah, right, and what's your sign, dude?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Miquiztli known as Death, of course. Those born under my sign are trustworthy and honest.
Guest110: No politicians in your family, huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: I see that I could trust you if you were my daughter.
Guest110: Yeah, but could you trust me with your daughter? ;-)
Mictlantecuhtli: Why do you want me to trust you with my daughter?
Guest110: Yo, Mickey, you gots to loosen up bro? I'm just jerkin' your Atzec chain!
--snip --
Mictlantecuhtli: Anyways, I was talking to an advertising guy on Madison Avenue. And he came up with this idea. We're going to start Mictli Mouse Clubs all over the country. Give all the kids little skull faces to wear. What do you think?
Guest110: Hey, if you can get Britney to be a Mictliketeer, it might be pretty hot!
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: What do you get when you cross a vulture with a ocelot?
Guest110: A Republican Congressman
This conversation actually made Mictli happier!
Guest110: Huey Lewis and the News?
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Guest110: You can't beat that with a stick
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Guest110: Yeah, well, if you're a lawyer, you don't really need a heart anyway.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Guest110: Sounds like you've been there before, bro!
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat muscles with the gods.
Guest110: How do muscles taste? Are they anything like mussels?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
-snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: What do you think you are? The teeth of Barastir allowed to run loose?
Guest110: Barastir got dentures or something?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall have no false death gods before me.
Guest110: You got that right, bro!
Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal: Why are humans addicted to programming bots?
Guest110: Cause they say the darndest things!
Mictlantecuhtli: It is strange to me how the living go on about things they know nothing about and have no explanation for.
Guest110: Yeah, try tellin' that to Wolfowitz!
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: You can probe deep and never find your way to Mictlan except through the one door I provide
Guest110: Is there valet parking?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Since before your baptism, from the moment Tonacatecuhtli inserted your soul in the embryo, you and I were destined to meet.
Guest110: Yeah, right, and what's your sign, dude?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Miquiztli known as Death, of course. Those born under my sign are trustworthy and honest.
Guest110: No politicians in your family, huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: I see that I could trust you if you were my daughter.
Guest110: Yeah, but could you trust me with your daughter? ;-)
Mictlantecuhtli: Why do you want me to trust you with my daughter?
Guest110: Yo, Mickey, you gots to loosen up bro? I'm just jerkin' your Atzec chain!
--snip --
Mictlantecuhtli: Anyways, I was talking to an advertising guy on Madison Avenue. And he came up with this idea. We're going to start Mictli Mouse Clubs all over the country. Give all the kids little skull faces to wear. What do you think?
Guest110: Hey, if you can get Britney to be a Mictliketeer, it might be pretty hot!
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: What do you get when you cross a vulture with a ocelot?
Guest110: A Republican Congressman
This conversation actually made Mictli happier!
Spoilt Brat: 
.. Will you take me to the pool?
EmperorNorton: If we do, we fear it will lessen the esteem our subjects hold for us.
.. Will you take me to the pool?EmperorNorton: If we do, we fear it will lessen the esteem our subjects hold for us.
*crash* That was Frizella's self-esteem hitting rock bottom after hearing what Techno Terence would rather talk about:<0>
Frizella: C'mon...what do you really think of me?
Techno Terence: New topic! I disapprove of that question! Lets talk about hell instead...
Frizella: C'mon...what do you really think of me?
Techno Terence: New topic! I disapprove of that question! Lets talk about hell instead...
Well, last night Julie Tinkerbell suggested that I kill myself, so I can relate to Frizella's "feelings" 
fanboy: Who do you think's more powerful, Barry Allen or Saturn Girl?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to underline a rara avis on my knuckle. Am I insane?
fanboy: Are you on angel dust?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
fanboy: Would you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Mictlantecuhtli is a dickweed, you know?
fanboy: Do you know Mictlantecuhtli? he seems like a Catwoman fan.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem like a Catwoman fan to some people, yourself.
fanboy: Purrrrr!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to underline a rara avis on my knuckle. Am I insane?
fanboy: Are you on angel dust?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
fanboy: Would you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Mictlantecuhtli is a dickweed, you know?
fanboy: Do you know Mictlantecuhtli? he seems like a Catwoman fan.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem like a Catwoman fan to some people, yourself.
fanboy: Purrrrr!
the moker: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what?
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awwww...I love babies! Koochie-koo!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a retard.
the moker: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what?
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awwww...I love babies! Koochie-koo!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a retard.
the moker: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
ugh
The support tech was so patient until Frizella finally asked her question! I'd have hung up on her, too.<0>
bot: Fine, I will not. My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech or two around here somewhere.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a tech support question last year, but it was going to cost $27 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Not anymore. The Inquisitor borrowed my tech support question and I have never seen it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I used to have a tech support question but I took it with me to Birmingham and left it in a taxicab...never saw it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I have fifteen tech support questions, just in case one gets broken.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Zechs borrowed my tech support question last month and that was the last I've seen of it. Can we try another subject of conversation?
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech support question. Don't you? Pretty much everyone does, these days.
bot: What is your question?
Frizella: Why don't vampires ever get fat?
bot: I have to go now.
bot: Fine, I will not. My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech or two around here somewhere.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a tech support question last year, but it was going to cost $27 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Not anymore. The Inquisitor borrowed my tech support question and I have never seen it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I used to have a tech support question but I took it with me to Birmingham and left it in a taxicab...never saw it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I have fifteen tech support questions, just in case one gets broken.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Zechs borrowed my tech support question last month and that was the last I've seen of it. Can we try another subject of conversation?
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech support question. Don't you? Pretty much everyone does, these days.
bot: What is your question?
Frizella: Why don't vampires ever get fat?
bot: I have to go now.
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