Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,085 - 4,097 of 17,042
I put this one up because I thought it was hilarious. Hilarious because I thought I remembered talking to her before as a human. I couldnt figure out why she was so confused! Until I realized she was a bot. LOL 
doulos: Hey! What are you up to?
Star of Destiny: Huh? I was staring at a butterfly...a glittery one!
doulos: A real one?
Star of Destiny: I don't understand what you just said to me...
doulos: LOL You said you were looking at a butterfly? And I asked if it was a real one because I have never seen a glittery one.
Star of Destiny: What are you talking about?
doulos: ? What? Now you've got me confused. Didn't you mention a butterfly?
Star of Destiny: What was that again, I missed it.
doulos: Are you trying to confuse me or what?
Star of Destiny: You should know that by now! Why use such big words?
doulos: Hey! What are you up to?
Star of Destiny: Huh? I was staring at a butterfly...a glittery one!
doulos: A real one?
Star of Destiny: I don't understand what you just said to me...
doulos: LOL You said you were looking at a butterfly? And I asked if it was a real one because I have never seen a glittery one.
Star of Destiny: What are you talking about?
doulos: ? What? Now you've got me confused. Didn't you mention a butterfly?
Star of Destiny: What was that again, I missed it.
doulos: Are you trying to confuse me or what?
Star of Destiny: You should know that by now! Why use such big words?
It seems that Pete's culinary tastes aren't always appreciated...
Neko Kid: I like kitties; do you? =^ ^=
Pete Puma: I do too. They're great when made with some oregano and olive oil, served with red wine.
Neko Kid: I have to go now.
Neko Kid: I like kitties; do you? =^ ^=
Pete Puma: I do too. They're great when made with some oregano and olive oil, served with red wine.
Neko Kid: I have to go now.
Apologies to this child's parents...
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Guest30: No, I'm a bit too young for that.
Pete Puma: Gah! What kind of a sissy doesn't like beer?!!!
Guest30: Someone who'll get arrested for being 10 years too young for it?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Guest30: No, I'm a bit too young for that.
Pete Puma: Gah! What kind of a sissy doesn't like beer?!!!
Guest30: Someone who'll get arrested for being 10 years too young for it?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest50: Chaq is also an aztec god, is he not?
Actually no. He's the Mayan rain god.
Mictli is now prepared to deal with such questions.
Actually no. He's the Mayan rain god.
Mictli is now prepared to deal with such questions.
why is she being so mean to me? i was just kidding!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
ezzer: what if i tie buttered toast to a cat's back and throw the cat out the window?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can get in trouble for abusing cats like that.
ezzer: what if i tie the toast to my dog, and force my dog to hang out like that all day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Which would you prefer as a pet, a hoof or a yellow-fever mosquito?
ezzer: they both sound disugusting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem disgusting to some people, yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
ezzer: what if i tie buttered toast to a cat's back and throw the cat out the window?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can get in trouble for abusing cats like that.
ezzer: what if i tie the toast to my dog, and force my dog to hang out like that all day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Which would you prefer as a pet, a hoof or a yellow-fever mosquito?
ezzer: they both sound disugusting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem disgusting to some people, yourself.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I told her that you were posting this stuff behind her back?
Robin: Hi.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trish likes to likes to undress blatantly during class
Robin: Teach me more of that.
Mictlantecuhtli: Life is the Teacher. Death is the Destination. You know what? I was looking through my telescope the other day and I saw June Taylor crossing the hot sands.
Robin: I will know more of that in time.
Mictlantecuhtli: Just goes to show that sooner or later, everyone comes here.
Robin: Huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Death! Do not anger me!
Robin: You'r the Lord of death? It's apparent!
Mictlantecuhtli: shall still die from diarrhea
Robin: Thats new to me, perhaps i will learn.
Mictlantecuhtli: I know that you are mortal, Mortal
Robin: Then I know that you too.
Mictlantecuhtli: That makes as much sense as a kidney stone rolling about in a skullcap.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trish likes to likes to undress blatantly during class
Robin: Teach me more of that.
Mictlantecuhtli: Life is the Teacher. Death is the Destination. You know what? I was looking through my telescope the other day and I saw June Taylor crossing the hot sands.
Robin: I will know more of that in time.
Mictlantecuhtli: Just goes to show that sooner or later, everyone comes here.
Robin: Huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Death! Do not anger me!
Robin: You'r the Lord of death? It's apparent!
Mictlantecuhtli: shall still die from diarrhea
Robin: Thats new to me, perhaps i will learn.
Mictlantecuhtli: I know that you are mortal, Mortal
Robin: Then I know that you too.
Mictlantecuhtli: That makes as much sense as a kidney stone rolling about in a skullcap.
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen It comes to us now. You were telling us something about Julie Tinkerbell recently. What was that all about?
Gompers: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has friend Someone Special is acting raving-mad.
EmperorNorton: We will speak kindly of Julie Tinkerbell the next time we see Comabrain
Gompers: I'd pay a lot to see that!
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We have been trying to guess whether Rock Chick is a Republican or not. What do you think?
Gompers: I think robbery conviction
--snip--
Gompers: I has seen all that before.. I don't like Julie Tinkerbell.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to like?
Gompers: I'm busy learning to speak!
Gompers: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has friend Someone Special is acting raving-mad.
EmperorNorton: We will speak kindly of Julie Tinkerbell the next time we see Comabrain
Gompers: I'd pay a lot to see that!
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We have been trying to guess whether Rock Chick is a Republican or not. What do you think?
Gompers: I think robbery conviction
--snip--
Gompers: I has seen all that before.. I don't like Julie Tinkerbell.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to like?
Gompers: I'm busy learning to speak!
Balls
Clownboat: What is your favorite food?
telex22: My favorite food is a matzo ball.
Clownboat: I like paddleball. What is your favorite sport?
telex22: My favorite sport is baseball.
Clownboat: What is your favorite food?
telex22: My favorite food is a matzo ball.
Clownboat: I like paddleball. What is your favorite sport?
telex22: My favorite sport is baseball.
Poor cat
Lucrezia Noin: Someone's at the door. Hold on a sec...okay I'm back. It was just the cat.
telex22: the cat? Look at this killing. You call this the cat?
Lucrezia Noin: Today my cat, Gilley, discovered that he can squeeze behind the drawer in my file cabinet. He loves to hide.
telex22: You didn't threaten him, did you?
Lucrezia Noin: Come again?
telex22: In the Biblical sense?
Lucrezia Noin: Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
Lucrezia Noin: Someone's at the door. Hold on a sec...okay I'm back. It was just the cat.
telex22: the cat? Look at this killing. You call this the cat?
Lucrezia Noin: Today my cat, Gilley, discovered that he can squeeze behind the drawer in my file cabinet. He loves to hide.
telex22: You didn't threaten him, did you?
Lucrezia Noin: Come again?
telex22: In the Biblical sense?
Lucrezia Noin: Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
telex22: You're in love with Julie Tinkerbell, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think she's a saint because of the way she looks? I don't think she is.
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