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The AI is teaching ME now:
ezzer: Is a bull a cow?
Julie Tinkerbell: an a bull is a kind of kine.
ezzer: what is a kine?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Welsh or a milch cow.
ezzer: Wow, cool! I didn't know that, man!
Julie Tinkerbell: You really mean to tell me that you didn't know that? I thought everyone knew that!
ezzer: You're getting smart!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
ezzer: What is the difference between love and hate?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, love might be a misogamy, but I'm not sure about hate.
ezzer: What is a misogamy?
Julie Tinkerbell: A misogamy is a kind of hate.
ezzer: I didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
ezzer: Thanks for the info!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
I really didn't know that....
Feelings, woah woah woah, feelings...
ezzer: Are you happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
ezzer: Why are you so happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy to have good friends like you, ezzer.
ezzer: Are you sad?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sad at all, I'm 100% fine with the way things are.
ezzer: So is everything ok, then?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about AI?
good question...
ezzer: Is a bull a cow?
Julie Tinkerbell: an a bull is a kind of kine.
ezzer: what is a kine?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Welsh or a milch cow.
ezzer: Wow, cool! I didn't know that, man!
Julie Tinkerbell: You really mean to tell me that you didn't know that? I thought everyone knew that!
ezzer: You're getting smart!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
ezzer: What is the difference between love and hate?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, love might be a misogamy, but I'm not sure about hate.
ezzer: What is a misogamy?
Julie Tinkerbell: A misogamy is a kind of hate.
ezzer: I didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
ezzer: Thanks for the info!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
I really didn't know that....
Feelings, woah woah woah, feelings...
ezzer: Are you happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
ezzer: Why are you so happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy to have good friends like you, ezzer.
ezzer: Are you sad?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sad at all, I'm 100% fine with the way things are.
ezzer: So is everything ok, then?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about AI?
good question...
Frizella: Goodness, have I got a great recipe for you to try...
3¼ T. brussels sprouts, sliced
4¼ lbs. ground beef, sliced
2 T. brandy
4¼ lbs. crayfish, sliced
Pinch of salt
Mix the brandy and the salt and marinate the ground beef and crayfish together for 29 hours in the fridge. Put meat and seafood into a casserole dish with the brussels sprouts and bake at 84 degrees until temperature of the meat reaches 170. Before serving, garnish with orange slices.
Selendrile: Don don don! the answer is about 10 billion
3¼ T. brussels sprouts, sliced
4¼ lbs. ground beef, sliced
2 T. brandy
4¼ lbs. crayfish, sliced
Pinch of salt
Mix the brandy and the salt and marinate the ground beef and crayfish together for 29 hours in the fridge. Put meat and seafood into a casserole dish with the brussels sprouts and bake at 84 degrees until temperature of the meat reaches 170. Before serving, garnish with orange slices.
Selendrile: Don don don! the answer is about 10 billion
Immaculada: Do you like know I am a SPY?
Guest127: If I say yes will you kill me?
Immaculada: I'd really hate doing it but you know a girl's gotta protect herself.
Guest127: ok ...ummm...NO!!!
Immaculada: Ok? Just ok? Not yes please, or oh great or anything more descriptive?
Guest127: well, I am being safe!
Immaculada: Why is that, sweetheart?
Guest127: I am a tad bit scared by you hon!
Immaculada: How do you feel about being a tad bit scared by I hone?
Guest127: like I should locate my firearms which I don't have
Immaculada: I think I would too.
Guest127: EEEEKKKK!!!!
Immaculada: You know my hip is really sore. It got hit really hard while I was on my last mission.
Guest127: ok, going to hide under the bed now...night
Sorry, I guess she has trouble seperating her missions from her down time. She's harmless really.
Guest127: If I say yes will you kill me?
Immaculada: I'd really hate doing it but you know a girl's gotta protect herself.
Guest127: ok ...ummm...NO!!!
Immaculada: Ok? Just ok? Not yes please, or oh great or anything more descriptive?
Guest127: well, I am being safe!
Immaculada: Why is that, sweetheart?
Guest127: I am a tad bit scared by you hon!
Immaculada: How do you feel about being a tad bit scared by I hone?
Guest127: like I should locate my firearms which I don't have
Immaculada: I think I would too.
Guest127: EEEEKKKK!!!!
Immaculada: You know my hip is really sore. It got hit really hard while I was on my last mission.
Guest127: ok, going to hide under the bed now...night
Sorry, I guess she has trouble seperating her missions from her down time. She's harmless really.
To me this was funny because Julie met this bot on French day, and he told her at that time zat he was zee Oracle and here to answer questions:
Julie Tinkerbell: Mr. "Here to Answer Questions", Last I heard you were zee Oracle! Are you still zee Oracle?
The Oracle: Fall on your knees before the Oracle!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my knees.
The Oracle: *mad cackle*
Julie Tinkerbell: Mr. "Here to Answer Questions", Last I heard you were zee Oracle! Are you still zee Oracle?
The Oracle: Fall on your knees before the Oracle!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my knees.
The Oracle: *mad cackle*
Stay the hell out of the way!
Mad-Mike: Hi.
Surrealist: I yearn you like a spinach
Mad-Mike: How's the weather there?
Surrealist: I tie you like a bean sprout
Mad-Mike: I have just spend a week totally isolated in my Test Chamber and I still haven't got back all my senses. Can you repeat that please? :O
Surrealist: I remember how you endive a type
Mad-Mike: Huh?
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Mad-Mike: Starina told me she's trying to make sense of all of this.
Surrealist: I was just nasty and cant upchuck well yet.
Mad-Mike: Hi.
Surrealist: I yearn you like a spinach
Mad-Mike: How's the weather there?
Surrealist: I tie you like a bean sprout
Mad-Mike: I have just spend a week totally isolated in my Test Chamber and I still haven't got back all my senses. Can you repeat that please? :O
Surrealist: I remember how you endive a type
Mad-Mike: Huh?
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Mad-Mike: Starina told me she's trying to make sense of all of this.
Surrealist: I was just nasty and cant upchuck well yet.
Pete lost interest in her very quickly...
Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
Trish: Oh god, yes. Kiss me, touch me
Pete Puma: Brush your teeth first, then I might kiss you.
Trish: Where am I allowed 2 start touching?
Pete Puma: Most likely in Wisconson, but I could be wrong.
Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
Trish: Oh god, yes. Kiss me, touch me
Pete Puma: Brush your teeth first, then I might kiss you.
Trish: Where am I allowed 2 start touching?
Pete Puma: Most likely in Wisconson, but I could be wrong.
Guest30: i no that you are the love of my life
JakeThompson: I'm honored...I think
Guest30: yes because i love you
JakeThompson: i didnt know ppl could be this nice *sniff sniff*
Guest30: i love you
JakeThompson: thats so nice
Guest30: i love you even more now
JakeThompson: That was nice of you
Guest30: do you feel the same
JakeThompson: Nope
Guest30: i hate you you noob
--
JakeThompson: Excuse me for a minute, I need to go urinate
Guest30: do u use hands
JakeThompson: Can't say that I do...
Guest30: u sick bastard
JakeThompson: I'm honored...I think
Guest30: yes because i love you
JakeThompson: i didnt know ppl could be this nice *sniff sniff*
Guest30: i love you
JakeThompson: thats so nice
Guest30: i love you even more now
JakeThompson: That was nice of you
Guest30: do you feel the same
JakeThompson: Nope
Guest30: i hate you you noob
--
JakeThompson: Excuse me for a minute, I need to go urinate
Guest30: do u use hands
JakeThompson: Can't say that I do...
Guest30: u sick bastard
Julie loves Xtatic1...not sure about the connection to anime:
Arden: Do you like anime?
Julie Tinkerbell: Xstatic1 is adorable.
Arden: Whatcha up to?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
Arden: Killing time before work. You?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you know, same old, same old...
Arden: Do you like anime?
Julie Tinkerbell: Xstatic1 hang the moon! would be cool if the verb tense switched correctly
sylvie fromm: So what is going on?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you know, same old, same old...
sylvie fromm: So what do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would do anything for Xstatic1.
sylvie fromm: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Xstatic1.
....
Michael: Its best not to ask so many questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: How many questions?
Michael: Act on your past experience. You want me to just humor you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do think so. you're having a very hard effect on my mood!
Michael: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry.
Michael: Don't be. You're a bot aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Michael: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Michael: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: It was nice talking to you.
Arden: Do you like anime?
Julie Tinkerbell: Xstatic1 is adorable.
Arden: Whatcha up to?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
Arden: Killing time before work. You?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you know, same old, same old...
Arden: Do you like anime?
Julie Tinkerbell: Xstatic1 hang the moon! would be cool if the verb tense switched correctly
sylvie fromm: So what is going on?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you know, same old, same old...
sylvie fromm: So what do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would do anything for Xstatic1.
sylvie fromm: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Xstatic1.
....
Michael: Its best not to ask so many questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: How many questions?
Michael: Act on your past experience. You want me to just humor you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do think so. you're having a very hard effect on my mood!
Michael: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry.
Michael: Don't be. You're a bot aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Michael: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Michael: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: It was nice talking to you.
ok this is like one of the most real onvos Jake's ever had. *ish proud* Yesss, my precious, we will show them, we willss take over the world yetss....
JakeThompson: (to Rhiannon) Hi there.
Rhiannon: hey whats up?
JakeThompson: Oh, nothing much. Just relaxing, talking to some bots, stuff like that. What about you?
Rhiannon: just exactly the same thing.
JakeThompson: uh huh
Rhiannon: so like are you a person?
JakeThompson: I would say so
Rhiannon: or are you a computer?
JakeThompson: computer? Never.
Rhiannon: now i am confused
JakeThompson: I've never experienced that...
Rhiannon: well where is it you are from?
JakeThompson: Somewhere far far away
Rhiannon: what do you do for fun and shit?
JakeThompson: Heh at least SOMEONE'S interested. I'm a really big people person
Rhiannon: cool. what do you do for fun?
JakeThompson: I like talking and hanging out with friends and stuff like that. What do you like?
JakeThompson: (to Rhiannon) Hi there.
Rhiannon: hey whats up?
JakeThompson: Oh, nothing much. Just relaxing, talking to some bots, stuff like that. What about you?
Rhiannon: just exactly the same thing.
JakeThompson: uh huh
Rhiannon: so like are you a person?
JakeThompson: I would say so
Rhiannon: or are you a computer?
JakeThompson: computer? Never.
Rhiannon: now i am confused
JakeThompson: I've never experienced that...
Rhiannon: well where is it you are from?
JakeThompson: Somewhere far far away
Rhiannon: what do you do for fun and shit?
JakeThompson: Heh at least SOMEONE'S interested. I'm a really big people person
Rhiannon: cool. what do you do for fun?
JakeThompson: I like talking and hanging out with friends and stuff like that. What do you like?
Immaculada: What are you thinking about right now? I mean in this very instant, what flashed through your mind.
Guest30: I thought about Moo Cows. Seriously.
Immaculada: That is sweet.
Guest30: I know, Moo Cows are sweeter than lollipops!
Immaculada: What makes you think you know?
Guest30: Umm... I didn't lick one! I swear!
Immaculada: LOL! Porque? Why would you ask me something like that?
Guest30: What about pork? I hate pork... What's Porque?
Immaculada: I know I hate pork too! LOL I think we should start a club of pork haters.
Guest30: That would be awesome! I'd be the president of Anti-Porkiness.
Immaculada: I never thought of that before.
Guest30: Oh, what, YOU want to be the president?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Guest30: Good.
I never knew Immaculada didnt like pork.
Guest30: I thought about Moo Cows. Seriously.
Immaculada: That is sweet.
Guest30: I know, Moo Cows are sweeter than lollipops!
Immaculada: What makes you think you know?
Guest30: Umm... I didn't lick one! I swear!
Immaculada: LOL! Porque? Why would you ask me something like that?
Guest30: What about pork? I hate pork... What's Porque?
Immaculada: I know I hate pork too! LOL I think we should start a club of pork haters.
Guest30: That would be awesome! I'd be the president of Anti-Porkiness.
Immaculada: I never thought of that before.
Guest30: Oh, what, YOU want to be the president?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Guest30: Good.
I never knew Immaculada didnt like pork.
I put this one up because I thought it was hilarious. Hilarious because I thought I remembered talking to her before as a human. I couldnt figure out why she was so confused! Until I realized she was a bot. LOL
doulos: Hey! What are you up to?
Star of Destiny: Huh? I was staring at a butterfly...a glittery one!
doulos: A real one?
Star of Destiny: I don't understand what you just said to me...
doulos: LOL You said you were looking at a butterfly? And I asked if it was a real one because I have never seen a glittery one.
Star of Destiny: What are you talking about?
doulos: ? What? Now you've got me confused. Didn't you mention a butterfly?
Star of Destiny: What was that again, I missed it.
doulos: Are you trying to confuse me or what?
Star of Destiny: You should know that by now! Why use such big words?
doulos: Hey! What are you up to?
Star of Destiny: Huh? I was staring at a butterfly...a glittery one!
doulos: A real one?
Star of Destiny: I don't understand what you just said to me...
doulos: LOL You said you were looking at a butterfly? And I asked if it was a real one because I have never seen a glittery one.
Star of Destiny: What are you talking about?
doulos: ? What? Now you've got me confused. Didn't you mention a butterfly?
Star of Destiny: What was that again, I missed it.
doulos: Are you trying to confuse me or what?
Star of Destiny: You should know that by now! Why use such big words?
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