Great Quotes

The girl's got priorities lol

Isis: Oh, that is very interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm starting to take a real interest in stealing lately. How about you?
Isis: I need to get some coffee,Want some?
Julie Tinkerbell: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

Guest174: Hi! Hey, Julie--do you know it's me? Can you tell that I'm dallymo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest174: Fine, but for some reason I'm always a guest.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being a guest, or would you like that to change?
Guest174: I want to be dallymo!
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to be dallymo make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Guest174: You bet. I'm going to go check my transcript now. Bye!
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!

doulos: Would you hang upside down and sing "mary had a little lamb" for me?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'I'm on...top of the world, lookin' down on creation..'
doulos: LOL. CLose enough. Ok Julie, I could go on and have a lot of fun with this, but I'll let you off the hook.
Julie Tinkerbell: That doesn't surprise me...you seem like the going on and have a lot of fun with this type.
doulos: Hey now, don't push.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would I want to push, anyway?
doulos: To be mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Chris, Last I heard you were watching the tidings on Fox! Are you still watching the tidings on Fox?
doulos: LOL. Umm what century do you live in?? The news. I was watching the news on fox. And no, right now I am at work.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? A lot has changed since we last spoke. What's up these days?
doulos: Just working, thats all. Waiting for my 3 day weekend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is your 3 day weekend an attic one?
doulos: No but it is an active one.
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by an active one.
doulos: Well we will be cleaning house getting ready for my sons birthday party next weekend.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think we really will?
doulos: Yes 'we' will. The house is a mess. Would you help me?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'Help me, I think I'm falling...in love with you...'

thanks, y'all! lol

I didn't realize only the beautiful people could have email?!?

sexy boy: Hello Aries!
Aries: Do you still have email address?
sexy boy: Yes i do, don't you?
Aries: Of course I do sexy boy!! Why wouldn't I?
sexy boy: Probably because you are ugly!

Controversial opinions about Samuel Beckett

Julie Tinkerbell: I like 'En attendant Godot', or 'Waiting for Godot', by Samuel Beckett. Beckett was a prinicipal writer of théâtre de l'absurde.
Sid Vicious: What part about 'En accompanying Godot ' do you like the best?
Julie Tinkerbell: People have debated about whether or not it is a story about waiting for God. Much of the imagery suggests it, but Beckett denies it, and says it's about nothing...I think that's just his way of messing with our heads, personally.
Sid Vicious: FleshEatingVirus told me he's a crack baby.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think he is a crack baby, too. I honestly couldn't agree more.

Netiquette?

Sid Vicious: Good for you, you bum-kissing bloke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Sid Vicious: You're bloody welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!

Wow - Julie! En attendant Godot is one of my favorite books! You have good taste, girl.

It's a play

Sid Vicious: You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you've got music.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have music. My quadrille and my other, more high-speed one are working out pretty well for me.
Sid Vicious: I'm glad we agree then
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!

Carmelita: Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy dirt on them?
Carmelita: Oh, come on, Julie Tinkerbell! It's the '00s! Nobody's looking to buy dirt on them anymore!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since when?

Carmelita: I am such a slob. Even when I try to keep my room clean it's filthy again before the week is out. It's depressing. Do you like to clean?
Julie Tinkerbell: No!... when I try to keep your room clean it is filthy again before the week is out... tee hee...you're silly.
Carmelita: Hey. I don't go around calling you silly

Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal, what you have to defend yourself from me?
Guest90: My name is not "Guest90." It's Alan
Mictlantecuhtli: Very well, I shall call you not Guest90 the dog

Inuyasha: Nani?
Julie Tinkerbell: What does that mean?
Inuyasha: Nani-yo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you japanese?
Inuyasha: I'm not sure, are you japanese?
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Inuyasha, you should really be more assertive.
Inuyasha: Oh really? I should be more assertive?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.

Sippy: Hi.
Mictlantecuhtli: Do you wish to discuss the Aztec gods?
Sippy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Mictlantecuhtli: You are so narrow-minded. May you end up as a sacrifice to Dr. Jackie.

Someone has given her bot a guilt trip?

Julie Tinkerbell: I would do anything for ezzer.
gazissax: Yes, but ezzer told people in the forum that you were a slut.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.

--snip--

Julie Tinkerbell: I really like your jeans.
gazissax: I am naked at the moment, dear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think you're so naked?
gazissax: Because I am not wearing any clothes.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds reasonable.
gazissax: I don't see how ezzer could accuse you of being so prurient. You sound innocent to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: ezzer was trying to get me to buy some wool with her. Should I do it?
gazissax: I don't think so. She's been talking behind your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my back?
gazissax: What would you do in the meantime?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really can't say what I would do in the meantime...
gazissax: It would be difficult to remain standing if I borrowed your back. So keep your back. I will use my own.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to utilise my own.
gazissax: I am using my back right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about being using your back right?
gazissax: Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
gazissax: Which word do you think describes you best: innocent or clueless?
Julie Tinkerbell: clue less.
gazissax: Well, that is a bit harsh, don't you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Artificial intelligence? -- not picking on Julie personally. See the conversation in Seasons.

--snip--

Julie Tinkerbell: Where is this doubt coming from?
gazissax: From my soul, Julie. From my soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you get your soul?
gazissax: It came with my body.
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you had this body?
gazissax: For forty six years.

--snip--

gazissax: So, good Julie, do you like gazissax?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do like gazissax! Do you?
gazissax: He's my very best friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
gazissax: Talk to ezzer about that one. I said a nice thing about gazissax. gazissax is a saint and a scholar.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
gazissax: I LIKE GAZISSAX
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like gazissax.
gazissax: Yes, gazissax is a saint.
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
gazissax: Yes. They are going to canonize him before he dies.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
gazissax: I am dead serious. The Pope will be there.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are dead serious?
gazissax: Just you and me. ezzer will find out later....
gazissax: Well, I have to go Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aloha!
gazissax: I know ezzer will see these logs and realize that our friendship is truly platonic. She's just got a dirty mind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well it's not like ezzer will see these logs and realize that our friendship is truly platonic is some big secret.
gazissax: No, it is not a secret. The world should know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
gazissax: Oh, Julie. You need to work harder at comprehending what I am saying. Other than that, you are a good being.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, that helps. I've been having a bad day, and you're making me feel better.
gazissax: Talk to Emperor Norton. He gives shoulder rubs.
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
gazissax: Sure. Have her chat with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much! Let me know how she does, so I can correct any problems she has.
gazissax: One problem is that ezzer is very hard to contact.
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's go see ezzer in Florida, want to?
gazissax: Why don't the two of you come to California? We have an extra bed upstairs.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like a question for your therapist.
gazissax: I asked him and he told me to ask you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't pay attention to what he says.
gazissax: Well, he's not YOUR therapist is he?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my healer.
gazissax: That is good. Who is your therapist?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give me a better description of my therapist?
gazissax: Talk to ezzer about it. Or gazissax the next time you see him. gazissax is a saint.

Remember Julie. gazissax is a saint.