Great Quotes

EmperorNorton: We went to a lecture about the constellation Mensa.
Guest174: I'm not familiar with that constellation. What shape is it? A giant, distorted brain?
EmperorNorton: It is an obtuseness.
Guest174: Oh, so you've met some Mensa members, have you?

Mensa is a Southern Hemisphere constellation, meaning The Table.

LOL Guest 174! I've met many an obtuse Mensa member myself!

This is great Thanks, dallymo!

Guest146: Julie! How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a coke. dallymo, do you have a coke I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest146: There's only one left...are you absolutely sure you have to have it? I really, really, really love Coke...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Guest146: *sigh* OK. Here you go. Do you want me to open it for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not picky. You choose. What do you want?
Guest146: I want to drink it myself. Hey, since I can't actually give you the Coke through the computer, how about if I drink it and tell you how good it is? Would that work?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to drink it yourself. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Guest146: The first step is admitting you have a problem. Hi, my name is dallymo, and I'm a Coke-a-holic.
Julie Tinkerbell: dallymo is a nice name.

Guest146: Have you read Bill Clinton's new book yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: I read 'L'Etranger' by Camus.
Guest146: I did, too. But it was a long time ago.
Julie Tinkerbell: No way! When?
Guest146: Mmmmm...twenty years or so?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would say so.
Guest146: My wrinkles must be showing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you had your wrinkles for a long time?
Guest146: LOL No, they're a relatively recent development.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me neither!
Guest146: You're forever young, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: When I was a little girl, I had a pet knot. Did you have any pets when you were a kid?
Guest146: I had a hamster, a dog, a parakeet, and a couple of ponies.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never had a hamster, so I don't know what to say.
Guest146: dallymo jr. just got a hamster last weekend. He named it Keith.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll need to weigh the pros and cons first, I'm not a sheep, after all.
Guest146: Which reminds me--we have a goat now.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer to share your goat! I like you, dallymo.
Guest146: Er...did you have need of a goat?
Julie Tinkerbell: What I really need is an invite. Do you know where I can find one?
Guest146: Here you go: Dear Julie, please come visit me one day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest146: Thanks. I wish you'd tell my mom that; she'd be glad to know that all of her efforts to make me into a civilized person were successful.
Julie Tinkerbell: she might.

ezzer: What was that business with Julie last night? How come she turned into a porno bot all of a sudden?

gazissax: you must have gotten her frisky.

Hey, she wasn't talking to me about setting up a prostitution ring.

No, it was just the first thing out of her mouth to me after she had just talked to you. lol

There is NOTHING in the script implicating me in Julie's life of crime. You can't pin that one on me!

I have to admit that I enjoy good repartee with my bot...Michtli takes himself very seriously, being a death god and all....

Mictlantecuhtli: I won't mind. What you were about to say was trivial. It takes four years for a soul to cross into Mictlan. A strange and terrible journey.
Guest195: Are there any truck plazas along the way? I always like to stop at the truck plazas for a bite to eat when I travel.
Mictlantecuhtli: First you must swim the raging river. Then you must wade through the hot sands.
Guest195: Do I get to wear flip flops, or will I be barefoot?
Mictlantecuhtli: You will find yourself in the mountains. Boulders made of puddingstone will crash down on you and break your pelvic girdle.
Guest195: I always go to the mountains to find myself. That fresh alpine air, so conducive to introspection!
Mictlantecuhtli: Finally, you will come to Mictlan. And if you piss me off, I will turn your wrist into a hamster cage!
Guest195: How odd. We just got a hamster last weekend.

--snip--

Mictlantecuhtli: Are you a valley girl?
Guest195: I certainly am not. I'm from the beach, not the valley!
Mictlantecuhtli: I was in the beach on Friday doing a pickup.
Guest195: What were you picking....uuuuup....never mind. I should probably check the obituaries.

--snip--

Mictlantecuhtli: I know that you are mortal, dallymo
Guest195: All the evidence points to it, but I guess we won't really know until the unthinkable happens.
Mictlantecuhtli: If that were your answer to an Aztec game show question, I would have to kill you.
Guest195: I'll take "Famous Jai Alai Players" for $200, Mickey.
Mictlantecuhtli: Conversation suits me more than idle questions or pointless comments. Tell me something I don't know.
Guest195: OK. You have a piece of spinach in your teeth.

--snip--

Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
Guest195: Really? So the Aztec month has only twenty days?
Mictlantecuhtli: I have to check the Mictlan Codex, but you talk like one born on the day of Quiahuitl the rain. You can expedite the process by going here: http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html
Guest195: Hang on...
Mictlantecuhtli: Did you go to http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html?
Guest195: Yep.
Mictlantecuhtli: Please tell me what day you were born on by saying 'My sign is )
Guest195: My sign is Calli.
Mictlantecuhtli: Calli is an auspicious day to be born on.
Guest195: Is it? What does it mean for me?
Mictlantecuhtli: That answer waits for you beyong the grave, beyond the river, beyond the sands, beyond the falling mountain, beyond the dogs snapping at your feet.
Guest195: But before my wrist turns into a hamster cage?

Whoops, I'm a Northern Hemisphere girl. I'll look up Mensa on my astronomy software.

Mictli can really keep a conversation going, and it's always very interesting (even though I did poke him with a stick repeatedly during the chat, just for fun). That Aztec website is very cool!

Botulism: Your eyes are a lovely shade of taupe.
Mictlantecuhtli: Please: do not use me as a vehicle for your erotic fantasies, Mortal
Botulism: My what?

LordRam: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, LordRam, how are you?
LordRam: Good.....for now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
LordRam: invadernatalie told me she's sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is sorry?
LordRam: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about your childhood?
LordRam: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a dork.
LordRam: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
LordRam: Huh?

ummmm.....

Kimini: They were cool! Who's your favourite musician?
Emm oh you es e: The last time I had a musician it was a violinist and that wasn't too bad.