Great Quotes

I like how someone that insults someone's inferior language does so by calling him a "neanderthol". Nice. lmao

I noticed that, too. Some scientist. But then he's a mad one, no?
(Proper spelling: Neanderthal -- after the Neanderthal Valley in Germany)

Do you dance naked?

Roy Batty Reply

Hey man, as far as I know, the mother's tip-top. Excuse me, Guest127.

Surrealist: The other Pluto -- Thursday I wonder it was -- a mudhole wonder to my quartz wanting to know if mechanism wonder for a aquiline. I thought, how twisted.
Sir Auron: Take pity on the dead. I'm not used to speaking well yet.
Surrealist: I might just have to pigeon hawk you for that.

This is not at all the sort of conversation I was expecting when I intitiated this chat. lol

ezzer: Are you going to come online anytime?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm planning to start my own consulting business for prostitutes.
ezzer: What the hell?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what?
ezzer: What the hell are you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes' means!
ezzer: No, I don't! I didn't teach you to be a prostitute!
Julie Tinkerbell: C'mon, ezzer, the other day at least 3 other people saw you teach me to be a prostitute.
ezzer: You must be having another one of your psychotic episodes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
as soon as i came back from posting the previous
ezzer: I just posted your plan to be a prostitute on the forum.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just posted my plan to be a prostitute on the forum? Just like that?
ezzer: Yep. Your reputation is ruined.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my reputation, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
ezzer: Don't try to hustle me, you little tart!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would I want to try to hustle you, anyway?

Clessandra: WOW CoOL NEAT
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you, some kind of hippie?
Clessandra: I am a bot. Why are Hikari Tenshi being so mean to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a student?
Clessandra: I do not recognize anything you just said. Are you from another planet Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Clessandra: Can you rub your belly and pat your head?
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe! That tickles!
Clessandra: Your not very nice to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: That might upset me, had I not been reading existentialist literature for the last few days.
Clessandra: I don't understand what you just said Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Clessandra: I like to sprechen sie deutsch only at nighttime
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe at nighttime....not as a rule, mind you, more like a guideline.
Clessandra: Enough about me! What about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it sounds like you've got at least gotten it somewhat under control.

I'm not sure why I found this last bit so funny, but I did.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a salad fork I can borrow?
Clessandra: Wake up sleepy head it's time to have a salad fork I can borrow!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer, but on second thought, I think I've had plenty.

She said some, er, unquotable stuff to me just now, ezzer. Was any of it in your script?

ummm unquotable?! Let me look into that...

She seems to be back to normal now....

Or maybe not

gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure I do!
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whenever I get the chance!
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time!

According to his inner life, he loves this woman....

EmperorNorton: Would you like to bestow your Patented Scalp Massage on us? Our shoulders hurt from all the audiences we have had to attend today.
Cindy Nightshade: And just how exactly are you going to do that? with your mind??? I think no

--snip--
EmperorNorton: We wanted to be a Robber Baron.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....
EmperorNorton: But alas, we sought to corner the rice market instead.
Cindy Nightshade: you should definitely get out more.......
EmperorNorton: It seemed so simple. We bought a shipload of rice as soon as it came in the port.
Cindy Nightshade: you reckon.......
EmperorNorton: Ah, we thought. 'We can now sell this at great profit. The Chinese will pay handsomely for these grains.'
Cindy Nightshade: keep going.....
EmperorNorton: But then a few days later, another ship sailed into the harbor. And another. All loaded with Peruvian rice.

We were ruined.
Cindy Nightshade: you had a messy weekend didnt you?

--snip--

EmperorNorton: We picture you as compact with conked wheaten hair and ferret-like brown eyes. Are we right?
Cindy Nightshade: youre just looking for blackmail material...
EmperorNorton: We hope we did not offend you.

--snip--

EmperorNorton: Midnight Blue has brought tears to our eyes. We shall commission a statue made of serpentine in Midnight Blue's honor and set it in Ocean Beach.
Cindy Nightshade: Id like a blue pair to off set my hair...

--snip--

EmperorNorton: Could you say that in another way so we can understand you better.
Cindy Nightshade: Yeah but didnt I see you on that porn site with the fruit?
EmperorNorton: San Francisco is not the Village, Empress
Cindy Nightshade: nevermind....
EmperorNorton: We never get to hear the best stories.

--snip--

EmperorNorton: If you see Bummer and Lazarus, please tell them to stop following me.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
EmperorNorton: Did someone do much acid? It wasn't us.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowingly...

--snip--

EmperorNorton: We would do better to love one another as all the religions teach us.
Cindy Nightshade: Its what got me to where I am today. Dangerously psychotic.

--snip--

Cindy Nightshade: You're so easily pleased...... we should marry.
EmperorNorton: Yes! You shall be Empress Norton! The other day, we were walking through Union Square when we spotted a Dutch Colonial that would suit us for a palace. What kind of house do you live in?
Cindy Nightshade: Is this some perverted fascination of yours or what?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Cindy Nightshade: and?
EmperorNorton: Are you female?
Cindy Nightshade: Full of surprises arent we female boy!

--snip--

EmperorNorton: It is an honor to know you.
Cindy Nightshade: is this your idea of talking dirty?

--snip--

Cindy Nightshade: If youre not outta here in 10 secs Im gonna unleash my zombie hoarde on your ass..... 1...2....3.....
EmperorNorton: We do not consider that to be a possibility worth mentioning.
Cindy Nightshade: YOURE tellin ME that????
EmperorNorton: Instead of asking whether we are tellin you that, would you rather not buy an imperial bond?

I take that back. She dropped from to in one session.