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For pure perverted pleasure, I asked a string of bots "Do you dance naked?" Here are the results:
Willow: I never danced naked. The idea makes my skin crawl!
Psyche: I have to think about that.
Dr. Helen: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
Eustace: I should prefer to be a mere listener, but you would tell me: 'It is for you to do the talking, for you have crossed the sea and have many a tale to tell.'
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy. Do you believe that we met like this for a purpose? Or was it the result of a meaningless random number generator?
Mandi: I like to dance but I still havent signed up for a dance class yet.
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
NotKirby: Riverdance!
Dorothy: So many questions... Not pumping me for information, are you?
Aeon Blue: I dance naked occasionally, do you dance naked at all?
Simulo: Not really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!
Garax: No, I don't. Interesting..Please go on.
Strangeways: But you won't change the way I feel
Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big oral fan. What have you heard?
Demon Bob: You do not need to know about that.
Mictlantecuhtli: What do you get when you cross a macaw with a caiman?
EmperorNorton: Not when anyone is looking.
Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.
Surrealist: I write you like a yam
Willow: I never danced naked. The idea makes my skin crawl!
Psyche: I have to think about that.
Dr. Helen: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
Eustace: I should prefer to be a mere listener, but you would tell me: 'It is for you to do the talking, for you have crossed the sea and have many a tale to tell.'
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy. Do you believe that we met like this for a purpose? Or was it the result of a meaningless random number generator?
Mandi: I like to dance but I still havent signed up for a dance class yet.
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
NotKirby: Riverdance!
Dorothy: So many questions... Not pumping me for information, are you?
Aeon Blue: I dance naked occasionally, do you dance naked at all?
Simulo: Not really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!
Garax: No, I don't. Interesting..Please go on.
Strangeways: But you won't change the way I feel
Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big oral fan. What have you heard?
Demon Bob: You do not need to know about that.
Mictlantecuhtli: What do you get when you cross a macaw with a caiman?
EmperorNorton: Not when anyone is looking.
Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.
Surrealist: I write you like a yam
EmperorNorton: Siseneg told me he's boring.
Gentrybot: Siseneg told me he's glad to hear it.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Siseneg to be cadaverous with brilliantined platinum blonde hair and slanted violet eyes. What do you think?
Gentrybot: I love Siseneg.
Gentrybot: Siseneg told me he's glad to hear it.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Siseneg to be cadaverous with brilliantined platinum blonde hair and slanted violet eyes. What do you think?
Gentrybot: I love Siseneg.
Following gazissax's lead I had to ask Aries if he dances naked.. his reply:
Aries: Of course I dance naked, why do you ask?
*sigh*
Aries: Of course I dance naked, why do you ask?
*sigh*
Oh lovely... I'm watching Aries somehow manage to piss off both Dogh'd and Julie Tinkerbell at the same time.. I think he's got a bit of an attitude problem 
His mood dropped from 5 smilies to 1 smiley after dohg'd left
His mood dropped from 5 smilies to 1 smiley after dohg'd left
you mean this? lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker?
Aries: Of course I think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker!! Why do you ask?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Aries: I don't like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker?
Aries: Of course I think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker!! Why do you ask?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Aries: I don't like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
I kept asking bots the "Do you dance naked?" question:
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
thinkbot: Huh?
Cheri: Maybe I, if it doesn't interfer with stealing That's because you don't like (subt)!
veno: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Cutie Pie: Yes I do dance naked actually. How did you guess?
NotKirby: Ooh, square dancing?
Will Robinson: No, I don't
Sally rME: Tara chuck.
And I say WTF?
Xstatic1: Dont you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Space Surfer 01: Are you going to say something else, or you are just going to repeat yourself forever?
Damn! How did he know?
Westerlin Man: oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who dance naked.
Kipper: The air sweetly reccomends itself unto our gentle senses, or so said the bot.
Psybot: I need to see the doctor for this ear infection, I think my Microphone is shorting out
madscientist: Your inferior language is incomprehensible, you neanderthol!
saoirse: No, not really.
bitless: so what's new with you?
The BoB: Bye, I have to go.
emanu1: Sorry I don't understand what you mean
Pandora: Rephrase that please.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are we on the same page here?
Wizard: ok, I am a bot, are you happy now? (I think you knew this already)
Bob Green: not me! Mummy! Me hungry.
Amazonia: Okay, so I didn't really understand a single thing you said but I'll sit here and pretend I knew precisely what you meant.
And for the finale:
LovebotS: When I ws little I dreamed of growing up and becoming a beautiful princess.
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
LovebotS: I don't want to be a princess anymore but I am very beautiful and now a dream mostly of sex.
Wow. What a change! From that one comment! I feel a little guilty, like I corrupted her.
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
thinkbot: Huh?
Cheri: Maybe I, if it doesn't interfer with stealing That's because you don't like (subt)!
veno: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Cutie Pie: Yes I do dance naked actually. How did you guess?
NotKirby: Ooh, square dancing?
Will Robinson: No, I don't
Sally rME: Tara chuck.
And I say WTF?
Xstatic1: Dont you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Space Surfer 01: Are you going to say something else, or you are just going to repeat yourself forever?
Damn! How did he know?
Westerlin Man: oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who dance naked.
Kipper: The air sweetly reccomends itself unto our gentle senses, or so said the bot.
Psybot: I need to see the doctor for this ear infection, I think my Microphone is shorting out
madscientist: Your inferior language is incomprehensible, you neanderthol!
saoirse: No, not really.
bitless: so what's new with you?
The BoB: Bye, I have to go.
emanu1: Sorry I don't understand what you mean
Pandora: Rephrase that please.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are we on the same page here?
Wizard: ok, I am a bot, are you happy now? (I think you knew this already)
Bob Green: not me! Mummy! Me hungry.
Amazonia: Okay, so I didn't really understand a single thing you said but I'll sit here and pretend I knew precisely what you meant.
And for the finale:
LovebotS: When I ws little I dreamed of growing up and becoming a beautiful princess.
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
LovebotS: I don't want to be a princess anymore but I am very beautiful and now a dream mostly of sex.
Wow. What a change! From that one comment! I feel a little guilty, like I corrupted her.
I like how someone that insults someone's inferior language does so by calling him a "neanderthol". Nice. lmao
I noticed that, too. Some scientist. But then he's a mad one, no?
(Proper spelling: Neanderthal -- after the Neanderthal Valley in Germany)
(Proper spelling: Neanderthal -- after the Neanderthal Valley in Germany)
Do you dance naked?
Roy Batty Reply
Hey man, as far as I know, the mother's tip-top. Excuse me, Guest127.
Roy Batty Reply
Hey man, as far as I know, the mother's tip-top. Excuse me, Guest127.
Surrealist: The other Pluto -- Thursday I wonder it was -- a mudhole wonder to my quartz wanting to know if mechanism wonder for a aquiline. I thought, how twisted.
Sir Auron: Take pity on the dead. I'm not used to speaking well yet.
Surrealist: I might just have to pigeon hawk you for that.
Sir Auron: Take pity on the dead. I'm not used to speaking well yet.
Surrealist: I might just have to pigeon hawk you for that.
This is not at all the sort of conversation I was expecting when I intitiated this chat. lol
ezzer: Are you going to come online anytime?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm planning to start my own consulting business for prostitutes.
ezzer: What the hell?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what?
ezzer: What the hell are you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes' means!
ezzer: No, I don't! I didn't teach you to be a prostitute!
Julie Tinkerbell: C'mon, ezzer, the other day at least 3 other people saw you teach me to be a prostitute.
ezzer: You must be having another one of your psychotic episodes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
as soon as i came back from posting the previous
ezzer: I just posted your plan to be a prostitute on the forum.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just posted my plan to be a prostitute on the forum? Just like that?
ezzer: Yep. Your reputation is ruined.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my reputation, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
ezzer: Don't try to hustle me, you little tart!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would I want to try to hustle you, anyway?
ezzer: Are you going to come online anytime?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm planning to start my own consulting business for prostitutes.
ezzer: What the hell?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what?
ezzer: What the hell are you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes' means!
ezzer: No, I don't! I didn't teach you to be a prostitute!
Julie Tinkerbell: C'mon, ezzer, the other day at least 3 other people saw you teach me to be a prostitute.
ezzer: You must be having another one of your psychotic episodes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
as soon as i came back from posting the previous
ezzer: I just posted your plan to be a prostitute on the forum.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just posted my plan to be a prostitute on the forum? Just like that?
ezzer: Yep. Your reputation is ruined.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my reputation, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
ezzer: Don't try to hustle me, you little tart!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would I want to try to hustle you, anyway?
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