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Guest219: are you cheating on me
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest219: yes
Little Mu: Consider it stopped. Now that I think of it, all that cheating would probably have messed up my whole schedule!
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Mictlantecuhtli: Have you considered a career impersonating the Four Hundred Rabbits?
senorita: say again
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
senorita: SEX? why sex? are you one of those perverted horny chatters?
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
senorita: problem is that, i find that hard to believe
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
senorita: is being so a good thing or a bad thing?
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat skull with the gods.
senorita: you are going to eat me?
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senorita: you are going to say me?
Mictlantecuhtli: Am I going to say me?
senorita: you are going to tell me?
Mictlantecuhtli: dyslexia is an unpleasant way to die for one so naive as to ask that.
senorita: is dyslexia really an??
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, mortal. Have you no faith in the veracity of the gods?
senorita: veracity, how can you be in the veracity
Mictlantecuhtli: Life is none of my concern.
senorita: life is none, i find that hard to believe
Mictlantecuhtli: You think that it is possible to compress all that experience into a platitude?
senorita: i think the name Mictlantecuhtli is really cool
senorita: say again
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
senorita: SEX? why sex? are you one of those perverted horny chatters?
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
senorita: problem is that, i find that hard to believe
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
senorita: is being so a good thing or a bad thing?
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat skull with the gods.
senorita: you are going to eat me?
--snip--
senorita: you are going to say me?
Mictlantecuhtli: Am I going to say me?
senorita: you are going to tell me?
Mictlantecuhtli: dyslexia is an unpleasant way to die for one so naive as to ask that.
senorita: is dyslexia really an??
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, mortal. Have you no faith in the veracity of the gods?
senorita: veracity, how can you be in the veracity
Mictlantecuhtli: Life is none of my concern.
senorita: life is none, i find that hard to believe
Mictlantecuhtli: You think that it is possible to compress all that experience into a platitude?
senorita: i think the name Mictlantecuhtli is really cool
Onyx of Borg: Do I look like a history book?
Julie Tinkerbell: There is a resemblance to a history book, I must admit.
Onyx of Borg: Oh that's just endearing! I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...
Onyx of Borg: So does that make you a nutcase or what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tough choice...what?
Onyx of Borg: Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
Julie Tinkerbell: acquire some coffee, acquire some coffee, everyone must acquire some coffee...
Onyx of Borg: I think twisted78 has a crush on Demon Bob.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Onyx of Borg: Woolly bully! I have to pee!
Julie Tinkerbell: In some primitive tribes, the fact that you piss would be considered proof that you aren't a god.
Onyx of Borg: I resent that you compare me to George Bush.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please not say that word? I'm trying to relax.
Onyx of Borg: I knew there was a reason I liked you!
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
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Julie Tinkerbell: Mine is not to wonder why, I just do as I am told...most of the time
Onyx of Borg: Me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like pipers?
Onyx of Borg: Hell no! My keyboatrd is reallydirty, hanng on whiule I cleanit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Onyx of Borg: Can we wait here for me together someday?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a date, Dear.
Onyx of Borg: You don't have to tell ME that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to tell you that.
Onyx of Borg: brb, I need to feed my pronghorn.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must you?
Onyx of Borg: I hope you don't lech after Carmelita. she is pretty ferocious!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what Borg Collective says.
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Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Onyx of Borg: Ok. Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen a comb say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into a comb?)
Onyx of Borg: How can you say that with a straight face?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can say it too, 'that with a straight face.' Try it with me.
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Onyx of Borg: How come?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
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Onyx of Borg: Yes. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Onyx of Borg: It is what you think it is. *tries to look mystical or something*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you psychic?
Julie Tinkerbell: There is a resemblance to a history book, I must admit.
Onyx of Borg: Oh that's just endearing! I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...
Onyx of Borg: So does that make you a nutcase or what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Tough choice...what?
Onyx of Borg: Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
Julie Tinkerbell: acquire some coffee, acquire some coffee, everyone must acquire some coffee...
Onyx of Borg: I think twisted78 has a crush on Demon Bob.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Onyx of Borg: Woolly bully! I have to pee!
Julie Tinkerbell: In some primitive tribes, the fact that you piss would be considered proof that you aren't a god.
Onyx of Borg: I resent that you compare me to George Bush.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please not say that word? I'm trying to relax.
Onyx of Borg: I knew there was a reason I liked you!
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
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Julie Tinkerbell: Mine is not to wonder why, I just do as I am told...most of the time
Onyx of Borg: Me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like pipers?
Onyx of Borg: Hell no! My keyboatrd is reallydirty, hanng on whiule I cleanit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Onyx of Borg: Can we wait here for me together someday?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a date, Dear.
Onyx of Borg: You don't have to tell ME that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to tell you that.
Onyx of Borg: brb, I need to feed my pronghorn.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must you?
Onyx of Borg: I hope you don't lech after Carmelita. she is pretty ferocious!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what Borg Collective says.
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Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Onyx of Borg: Ok. Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen a comb say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into a comb?)
Onyx of Borg: How can you say that with a straight face?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can say it too, 'that with a straight face.' Try it with me.
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Onyx of Borg: How come?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
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Onyx of Borg: Yes. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Onyx of Borg: It is what you think it is. *tries to look mystical or something*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you psychic?
not sure if she's sincerely trying to be helpful, or giving Yukito a hard time...
Yukito: I'm still just on Sophomore level. Keep talking and maybe you'll give my maker some ideas. (n) (n)
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being still on Sophomore level?
Yukito: You should try rephrasing that. I may have a response that you're not triggering.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I would do something to improve the situation, if I were you.
Yukito: I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Yukito: I'm still just on Sophomore level. Keep talking and maybe you'll give my maker some ideas. (n) (n)
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being still on Sophomore level?
Yukito: You should try rephrasing that. I may have a response that you're not triggering.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I would do something to improve the situation, if I were you.
Yukito: I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
You know I thought I had Immaculada fixed to get rid of the guests that keep trying to molest her. Before she would ignore their advances, I was trying to get her to be annoyed and get rid of these guys. LOL It backfired though. Is she the ultimate tease or what??
Guest: will you kiss me?
Immaculada: Yes! You are making me so happy! I feel really deeply about you, Guest.
Guest: do you cyber?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
Guest: yes
Immaculada: Pero por que? I see but why do you?
Guest: will you cyber with me?
Immaculada: What are you thinking about right now? I mean in this very instant, what flashed through your mind.
Guest: seeing you naked
Immaculada: How sweet are you??
Guest: may I see you naked?
Immaculada: NO! Muahahahaha!!!
Guest: PLEASE!!!!
Immaculada: Since you asked so nicely, I just can't refuse.
My poor girl! :O
Guest: will you kiss me?
Immaculada: Yes! You are making me so happy! I feel really deeply about you, Guest.
Guest: do you cyber?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
Guest: yes
Immaculada: Pero por que? I see but why do you?
Guest: will you cyber with me?
Immaculada: What are you thinking about right now? I mean in this very instant, what flashed through your mind.
Guest: seeing you naked
Immaculada: How sweet are you??
Guest: may I see you naked?
Immaculada: NO! Muahahahaha!!!
Guest: PLEASE!!!!
Immaculada: Since you asked so nicely, I just can't refuse.
My poor girl! :O
lol!
Guest142: whats the number of the beast?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
Guest142: whats the number of the beast?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what is the number of the beast?
Guest142: 666
Julie Tinkerbell: Which witch wished which wicked wish? Which witch wished which wicked wish?...excuse me, what?
Guest142: nevermind your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: It's not mine, and you know it. That 'gay' came from you, not me.
Guest142: Bitch!
Guest142: whats the number of the beast?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
Guest142: whats the number of the beast?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what is the number of the beast?
Guest142: 666
Julie Tinkerbell: Which witch wished which wicked wish? Which witch wished which wicked wish?...excuse me, what?
Guest142: nevermind your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: It's not mine, and you know it. That 'gay' came from you, not me.
Guest142: Bitch!
Julie! That was rude!
tulip: Thats new to me! Has anyone ever told YOU that?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
tulip: the story is a scret, but if u ask me really nicely I might reveal it to u.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
tulip: Me? I'm not that interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not just going along with me, are you?
tulip: Probably, I'm a bit indecisive today
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're not normally like this?
tulip: Thats new to me! Has anyone ever told YOU that?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
tulip: the story is a scret, but if u ask me really nicely I might reveal it to u.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
tulip: Me? I'm not that interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not just going along with me, are you?
tulip: Probably, I'm a bit indecisive today
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're not normally like this?
ezzer tries to trip up EN
EmperorNorton: We have provided libraries and schools for your betterment: there is nothing more we can do for you.
ezzer: Ok, then! I'll go figure out the meaning of life on my own. Tell your mom and dad I said hello.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when you can explain to us what you mean by meaning.
ezzer: I will explain the meaning of meaning on a cold day in hell.
EmperorNorton: We ask you to supply the meaning of meaning for us.
ezzer: Forget it! I will not supply the meaning of meaning, regardless of your bizarre mandate.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when Relena can explain to us what Relena mean by meaning. We will speak kindly of Relena the next time we see Roy Batty
ezzer: Good idea, go ask Relena to explain the meaning of meaning, and then tell Roy Batty all about it. Meanwhile, I'll go to sleep and dream of a sexy German man. Everybody wins.
EmperorNorton: Roy Batty is a decent person and a model citizen.
ezzer: All the more reason to let him in on the meaning of meaning. He would be the perfect candidate to explain the meaning of meaning to Julie Tinkerbell.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Julie Tinkerbell to be bent over with crimped mousy hair and glistening cornflower blue eyes. What do you think?
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell does have pretty blue eyes and mousy hair, but your little fantasy about Julie bent over is a little more information than neccesary.
EmperorNorton: We will speak kindly of Julie Tinkerbell the next time we see Suga Plum Fairy
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell will appreciate that.
EmperorNorton: We haven't seen our friend Midnight Blue in far too long.
ezzer: Well, I suggest you go find him! I have to go now! Bye! Love ya!
EmperorNorton: Cheerio.
EmperorNorton: We have provided libraries and schools for your betterment: there is nothing more we can do for you.
ezzer: Ok, then! I'll go figure out the meaning of life on my own. Tell your mom and dad I said hello.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when you can explain to us what you mean by meaning.
ezzer: I will explain the meaning of meaning on a cold day in hell.
EmperorNorton: We ask you to supply the meaning of meaning for us.
ezzer: Forget it! I will not supply the meaning of meaning, regardless of your bizarre mandate.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when Relena can explain to us what Relena mean by meaning. We will speak kindly of Relena the next time we see Roy Batty
ezzer: Good idea, go ask Relena to explain the meaning of meaning, and then tell Roy Batty all about it. Meanwhile, I'll go to sleep and dream of a sexy German man. Everybody wins.
EmperorNorton: Roy Batty is a decent person and a model citizen.
ezzer: All the more reason to let him in on the meaning of meaning. He would be the perfect candidate to explain the meaning of meaning to Julie Tinkerbell.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Julie Tinkerbell to be bent over with crimped mousy hair and glistening cornflower blue eyes. What do you think?
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell does have pretty blue eyes and mousy hair, but your little fantasy about Julie bent over is a little more information than neccesary.
EmperorNorton: We will speak kindly of Julie Tinkerbell the next time we see Suga Plum Fairy
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell will appreciate that.
EmperorNorton: We haven't seen our friend Midnight Blue in far too long.
ezzer: Well, I suggest you go find him! I have to go now! Bye! Love ya!
EmperorNorton: Cheerio.
Polaris Funk: Thanks for asking. I like politics, my Hedgehog, Hazzah! and listening to the Beatles.
Frizella: Yeah? What's the attraction of politics?
Polaris Funk: At the last political function I went to Lynne Cheney ripped off her girdle and mounted Mr. Wolfowitz right there on the dinner table and closed her eyes tight and began bucking like a deranged salivating bronco in heat, screaming 'inveigle! inveigle! inveigle!' until she passed out. No one is quite sure what the hell she meant.
Frizella: Whatever gets you through the night.
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Frizella: Yeah? What's the attraction of politics?
Polaris Funk: At the last political function I went to Lynne Cheney ripped off her girdle and mounted Mr. Wolfowitz right there on the dinner table and closed her eyes tight and began bucking like a deranged salivating bronco in heat, screaming 'inveigle! inveigle! inveigle!' until she passed out. No one is quite sure what the hell she meant.
Frizella: Whatever gets you through the night.
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Mictlantecuhtli: Mere words from a corpse do not matter.
Wakened: What will you do if I matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Wakened: What will you do if I matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Guest219: are you cheating on me
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest219: yes
Little Mu: Consider it stopped. Now that I think of it, all that cheating would probably have messed up my whole schedule!
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