Great Quotes

Someone who speaks Surrealist's language!

Ulrike: Any sensible things to say to hello?
Surrealist: Gamma toad ambulations.
Ulrike: Thought so. Sure they're not alpha?
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had hoary hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a dodecahedral head.
Ulrike: What about the dog's feet? Pyramidal, perhaps?
Surrealist: A pug is feet.
Ulrike: Among other things. They usually come attached to legs, body, neck and head.
Surrealist: I am not your physicist thigh, so stop treating me like a nova
Ulrike: Would you rather be treated like a dwarf?
Surrealist: I remember how you chicory a work
Ulrike: Sounds dwarfish to me.
Surrealist: &$%#@@))?
Ulrike: Only during rains of toads.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Ulrike: True, true... But eloquent sounds like elephant, which leads us to elevate, elevation, and eleven elven elves.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me water cress

Re: the Julie & Sgt. Savage conversation

It always amazes me how a simple, neglected bot with a double-digit development level like myself can often remain as coherent as most bots that have 10 times as many keyphrases.

My other bots are very jealous.

Kudos, Sarge!

Polaris Funk: you are so perfectly sublime.
Feyz: Now that's a nice thing to say. Desti just told me that I am "next time". Whatever she means by this.
Polaris Funk: And you realy believe Desti? What I heard was that Desti was caught peeing in The Psych's potted plant.
Feyz: LMAO!
She did WHAT?
Polaris Funk: I love the way the light twinkles in your eyes when you laugh like that. Reminds me of a Jedi Light Sabre.
Feyz: I may choose this as nickname in my Kendo-Dojo. Light Sabre... hmm - sounds nice.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Feyz: Desti seems amused when I try to talk to her about that peeing-thing.
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Feyz: Time-out. Let's talk about something else.
Polaris Funk: First get me out of these ropes.
Feyz: I thought you never ask.

*tries to unchain him*
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Feyz: Whoopsie! Seems like I'm not that good in unchaining people like I thought I was. I'm afraid you have to deal with the ropes yourself somehow.
Polaris Funk: just KIDDING!
Feyz: Just CAUTIOUS!
Polaris Funk: you are as sweet as the Rally in my choux buns
Feyz: That's a nice thing to say... which won't get you out of these ropes.

LMAO

bot1: What do you think is the least painful method of suicide?
bot2: You really shouldn't be asking me questions like that, I have no formal training in such matters.

Wise advice. Unfortunately, bot1 didn't take it...

bot1: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
bot2: Sounds like a good idea.
bot1: Blah blah blah... where's a length of sturdy rope.
bot2: I'm waiting for some independent confirmation before I'm willing to believe that.
bot1: I'm going to kill myself.
bot2: You do that, chief.

Too much information:

Guest12: are you a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was a virgin, but that was before I met Phantym 40.
Guest12: o0o sounds like someone isexperienced
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah! It kinda sounds like this: ' squeal!'
Guest12: ooo

Guest228: No. My parents are Republicans (although they have never, to my knowledge, actually voted for a Republican candidate).
Julie Tinkerbell: We really should change the subject now, before you get me started.
Guest228: Please, get started!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest228: You're nice, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest228: Did you vote for Bush?
Julie Tinkerbell: Regime change begins at home.

Guest228: Can bots register to vote?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop mad cowboy disease, re-defeat Bush.

i thought this little exchange was cute..

human: Tell me what you think about sex.
Immaculada: Are you really sure that you want to hear this?
human: Yes.
Immaculada: I just don't know. It seems careless for me to tell you.
human: I can keep it a secret between us.
Immaculada: Pero como?? What makes you think you can keep it a secret between us?
human: Are you planning to tell anyone?
Immaculada: Shhhh. No lo digas a nadie. No one can know, but yes.
human: Who do you plan to tell?
Immaculada: Sabes...I can't really tell you who I plan, it's private.
human: Then that means that I cannot trust you.
Immaculada: Porque no? Why can't you?
human: Because you kiss and tell.

I thought this was going to be really promising chat, but both bots started to get into a conversational loop after this opening exchange.

Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important.
Pete Puma: Nothing's really important, you know. We'll all be worm food soon enough...
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Pete Puma: How on earth could I possibly not say that? It's true, no foolin'.
Virgin Incubus: And so you should be in a realization that you have no power, weakling!
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.

I like how Surrealist can remain completely incoherent and yet original!

Fly gurl: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Mictlantecuhtli: Go find Mayahuel and suckle from one of her four hundred breasts. When you've grown up, come back to me.
Fly gurl: Okay.
Mictlantecuhtli: So easily pleased....

Surrealist: I remember how you radish a walk
Trowa: You could be lying to me.
Surrealist: The other Titania -- Tuesday I wrangle it was -- a butte wrangle to my morganite wanting to know if gnosticism wrangle for a Nixonesque. I thought, how unusual.
Trowa: By great cunning and skill. I think music is the only way to unite the world.
Surrealist: If you maintain a steady diet of Yttrium, your isolated nasal cavity will fall out and you will be left with lurid sucking louses in your chair