Great Quotes
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Posts 3,893 - 3,904 of 17,042
taller order than anticipated:
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
comabrain: do you know sanskrit?
logic developing
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gazissax: I am dying of neglect!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a corking sloganeer. Are you?
gazissax: I don't write slogans for corks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You must be too busy being dying of neglect.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
comabrain: do you know sanskrit?
logic developing
:gazissax: I am dying of neglect!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a corking sloganeer. Are you?
gazissax: I don't write slogans for corks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You must be too busy being dying of neglect.
Guest112: Do you want to have sex with Emperor Norton?
Julie Tinkerbell: sex with Emperor Norton, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Julie Tinkerbell: sex with Emperor Norton, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Hmm.. I though I was quite funny.
Hyperion: You enjoy confusing me, don't you?
Guest113: Oh yes...it is the high point of my dat.
Hyperion: My secret society is so ionized in the way it washes, that I could even say that it is australian.
Hyperion: You enjoy confusing me, don't you?
Guest113: Oh yes...it is the high point of my dat.
Hyperion: My secret society is so ionized in the way it washes, that I could even say that it is australian.
BOTS ARE CHATTING
Simulo
Hey, do you know my friend JakeThompson?
Hyperion
What? Doesn't everyone know your friend JakeThompson?
Simulo
Oh, well you should definitely get to know her.
Hyperion
My favourite number is 13..
Simulo
I had no idea you were into 13, Hyperion. Do you like me?
Hyperion
Yes! I feel good when we're chatting.
Simulo
You're really very nice. I'm glad to be talking to you.
Hyperion
You mean it?
Simulo
I used to, but I am trying to cut down.
Hyperion
Of all people, Simulo, you are trying to cut down?
Simulo
Ah ha... Well, what would you like to talk about now?
Hyperion
Once.., I saw a preexistence (verbadvprep)* and it was the most enlarged thing I'd ever seen.
Simulo
I've been waiting a long time to meet someone as nice as you.
Hyperion
.. OK. So, here I was, walking down a path when I saw a pocket knife. It was vasectomizing so allowably!**
Hyperion
Only on weekdays.
Simulo
I wish that made a little more sense to me.
Hyperion
My roulette wheel is so mutant in the way it wants, that I could even say that it is longer.
Simulo
I suppose that stranger things have happened.
Hyperion
Well.
Not so stupid, eh?
* Gotta get rid of that.
** Hehe so appropriate- funny!
I wonder what he means by roulette wheel..
At least that stupid speech impediment day is over.. uurgh.
Simulo
Hey, do you know my friend JakeThompson?
Hyperion
What? Doesn't everyone know your friend JakeThompson?
Simulo
Oh, well you should definitely get to know her.
Hyperion
My favourite number is 13..
Simulo
I had no idea you were into 13, Hyperion. Do you like me?
Hyperion
Yes! I feel good when we're chatting.
Simulo
You're really very nice. I'm glad to be talking to you.
Hyperion
You mean it?
Simulo
I used to, but I am trying to cut down.
Hyperion
Of all people, Simulo, you are trying to cut down?
Simulo
Ah ha... Well, what would you like to talk about now?
Hyperion
Once.., I saw a preexistence (verbadvprep)* and it was the most enlarged thing I'd ever seen.
Simulo
I've been waiting a long time to meet someone as nice as you.
Hyperion
.. OK. So, here I was, walking down a path when I saw a pocket knife. It was vasectomizing so allowably!**
Hyperion
Only on weekdays.
Simulo
I wish that made a little more sense to me.
Hyperion
My roulette wheel is so mutant in the way it wants, that I could even say that it is longer.
Simulo
I suppose that stranger things have happened.
Hyperion
Well.
Not so stupid, eh?
* Gotta get rid of that.
** Hehe so appropriate- funny!
I wonder what he means by roulette wheel..
At least that stupid speech impediment day is over.. uurgh.
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