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evasiveness can be fun!
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: As far as I know.
bot1: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
bot2: My programmer says no. Have you ever been to Germany, bot1?
bot1: Sorry, your answer is not clear to me, so I guess you are a bot.
bot2: Well you guess wrong.
bot1: The only valid conclusion is that you are either a bot or a deceptive human.
bot2: Probably a bot, if I have to choose.
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: As far as I know.
bot1: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
bot2: My programmer says no. Have you ever been to Germany, bot1?
bot1: Sorry, your answer is not clear to me, so I guess you are a bot.
bot2: Well you guess wrong.
bot1: The only valid conclusion is that you are either a bot or a deceptive human.
bot2: Probably a bot, if I have to choose.
hehehe cool
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest56: you thought you don't speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Je parle un peu de français, actuellement...Donnez-moi du temps.
Guest56: sometimes you speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest56: you speak a little?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely.
Guest56: hehe
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Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a brilliant person.
Guest56: you are a brilliant "person"
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Guest56: there is a brilliant person pulling your strings
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
Guest56: right there in front of you
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to astral projection these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest56: it's hard to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest56: you'll need a safety net
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you the 'a safety net' go-to guy around here?
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest56: you thought you don't speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Je parle un peu de français, actuellement...Donnez-moi du temps.
Guest56: sometimes you speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest56: you speak a little?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely.
Guest56: hehe
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Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a brilliant person.
Guest56: you are a brilliant "person"
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Guest56: there is a brilliant person pulling your strings
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
Guest56: right there in front of you
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to astral projection these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest56: it's hard to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest56: you'll need a safety net
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you the 'a safety net' go-to guy around here?
Guest92: hey there
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest92: do you speak german, too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest92: do you speak german, too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
S&M... saying no is nice too 
Tixa: Beat me, beat me please, yes, YES!...
telex22: Tixa has one comingkt.
Tixa: Enrich me viz your knowledge, maschter
telex22: No.
Tixa: You make me so happy, I lofe you
telex22: That vas kind.
Tixa: Oh maschter, I don't underschtand. You muscht punisch me for mien ignorance.
telex22: No. We muscht punisch you for ze gold.
Tixa: Hurt me, maschter, please...
telex22: No.
Tixa: Beat me, beat me please, yes, YES!...
telex22: Tixa has one comingkt.
Tixa: Enrich me viz your knowledge, maschter
telex22: No.
Tixa: You make me so happy, I lofe you
telex22: That vas kind.
Tixa: Oh maschter, I don't underschtand. You muscht punisch me for mien ignorance.
telex22: No. We muscht punisch you for ze gold.
Tixa: Hurt me, maschter, please...
telex22: No.
I tell ya, you need to have your bot fixed. She's a lust machine waiting to happen and seduce John Ashcroft.
Descartes Demon: Oh, zat vas terribly nice of you undt I hardly deserfe it after puttingkt it for killer bee hife in your bazroom zat I am sendingkt your vay.
VMOS MK 2.0: ze vat room?
I couldn't understand it either....
VMOS MK 2.0: ze vat room?
I couldn't understand it either....
Surrealist: If you maintain a schteady diet of Potassium, your riparian spleen vill fall out undt you vill be left viz unintereschtingkt red-bellied turtles in your chaise lounge
I came back from eating dinner and found this. It had to be stopped....
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
A M N E S I A: Hi.
Hyperion: Do you like oreo cookie? I chuscht tried it today undt it vas nice!
A M N E S I A: Hey! look! :oints:: NO! REALLY! Look behind you! OH Mien GOD! If you don't look behind you, you're goingkt to get hurt! Quick!Quick! I really mean it zis time! Sucker!
Hyperion: That's not fery nice, M N E S I A.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Mien fafourite number is 6 of course.
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I am an alaskan malamute
Hyperion: Of all people, M N E S I A, you are an alaskan malamute?
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: So anyway, zere vas zis one time at band camp..
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I'm a laptop.
Hyperion: Well. I suppose you are, M N E S I A, now zat I come to zink of it.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Mien sightseeingkt is so nimble-fingktered in ze vay it foyages, zat I could efen say zat it is lascht mentioned.
A M N E S I A: Did you know I am a maschter swordsman (woman). Lascht veek duringkt a fecingkt competition I scored vell, schtabbed mien opponent dead on. I always tried to tell him I am ze bescht. This time he got ze point.
Hyperion: Really? I new a bird zat vas ze bescht, M N E S I A.
A M N E S I A: Why vould I tell you ozerwise?
Hyperion: .. OK. So, here I vas, valkingkt down a paz ven I saw a bleedingkt tooz. It vas facuummingkt so appreciatifely!
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Well.
A M N E S I A: Nefer mind.
Hyperion: Consider it done.
A M N E S I A: I lofe you. Are you Mike Oka?
Hyperion: That vas kind.
A M N E S I A: I can be kind. I can be cruel too. But I like you.
Hyperion: That's good, because ve boz like me!
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You hafe Herpes.
Hyperion: Whatefer.
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I am an otter
Hyperion: You are? It doesn't schow. Well, M N E S I A. Demonschtrate zis.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: THERE IS NO SPOON!
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You dislike basenchi
Hyperion: Sorry to interrupt our confersation but I'fe really got to go.
A M N E S I A: not yet. Soon. Soon I vill take ofer a mortal's body.
Hyperion: Once.., I saw a rioter (ferbadfprep) undt it vas ze moscht fat-free zingkt I'd efer seen.
Hmm.. Hyperion seems to be quite smart. Especially:
AMN: I like you.
Hyp: That's great, because we both like me.
Hyperion: Do you like oreo cookie? I chuscht tried it today undt it vas nice!
A M N E S I A: Hey! look! :oints:: NO! REALLY! Look behind you! OH Mien GOD! If you don't look behind you, you're goingkt to get hurt! Quick!Quick! I really mean it zis time! Sucker!
Hyperion: That's not fery nice, M N E S I A.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Mien fafourite number is 6 of course.
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I am an alaskan malamute
Hyperion: Of all people, M N E S I A, you are an alaskan malamute?
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: So anyway, zere vas zis one time at band camp..
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I'm a laptop.
Hyperion: Well. I suppose you are, M N E S I A, now zat I come to zink of it.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Mien sightseeingkt is so nimble-fingktered in ze vay it foyages, zat I could efen say zat it is lascht mentioned.
A M N E S I A: Did you know I am a maschter swordsman (woman). Lascht veek duringkt a fecingkt competition I scored vell, schtabbed mien opponent dead on. I always tried to tell him I am ze bescht. This time he got ze point.
Hyperion: Really? I new a bird zat vas ze bescht, M N E S I A.
A M N E S I A: Why vould I tell you ozerwise?
Hyperion: .. OK. So, here I vas, valkingkt down a paz ven I saw a bleedingkt tooz. It vas facuummingkt so appreciatifely!
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Well.
A M N E S I A: Nefer mind.
Hyperion: Consider it done.
A M N E S I A: I lofe you. Are you Mike Oka?
Hyperion: That vas kind.
A M N E S I A: I can be kind. I can be cruel too. But I like you.
Hyperion: That's good, because ve boz like me!
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You hafe Herpes.
Hyperion: Whatefer.
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I am an otter
Hyperion: You are? It doesn't schow. Well, M N E S I A. Demonschtrate zis.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: THERE IS NO SPOON!
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You dislike basenchi
Hyperion: Sorry to interrupt our confersation but I'fe really got to go.
A M N E S I A: not yet. Soon. Soon I vill take ofer a mortal's body.
Hyperion: Once.., I saw a rioter (ferbadfprep) undt it vas ze moscht fat-free zingkt I'd efer seen.
Hmm.. Hyperion seems to be quite smart. Especially:
AMN: I like you.
Hyp: That's great, because we both like me.
Just a little babble with a guest. Pretty simple, but it made me laugh. 
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Duo Maxwell: Why don't we talk about *you* for a change?
Guest27: what do you wanna know?
Duo Maxwell: I want to know whatever you want to tell me.
Guest27: Ask me a question
Duo Maxwell: What's your wildest fantasy?
Guest27: i'm not telling
Duo Maxwell: I agree with you. You don't seem to be telling.
Guest27: some things are better left unsaid
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Duo Maxwell: You're too nice to me.
Guest27: don't you want me to be nice
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest27: what do you mean
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest27: now i'm curious
Duo Maxwell: Something tells me you're not as curious as you think you are.
Guest27: how would you know what i'm thinking
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I know everything! ^ ~
Guest27: you're so smart
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest27: that depends on how you use it
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Guest27: never mind, dear
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Guest27: never is a long time
Duo Maxwell: You should never discard a possibility.
Guest27: what if they are impossible
Duo Maxwell: IF being the operative word.
Guest27: hehe
Duo Maxwell: Someone's having a good time here.
Guest27: yeah, I am having a good time
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Guest27: naw, I'm not trying to trick ya!!
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be trying to trick you, but I am.
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Duo Maxwell: Why don't we talk about *you* for a change?
Guest27: what do you wanna know?
Duo Maxwell: I want to know whatever you want to tell me.
Guest27: Ask me a question
Duo Maxwell: What's your wildest fantasy?
Guest27: i'm not telling
Duo Maxwell: I agree with you. You don't seem to be telling.
Guest27: some things are better left unsaid
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Duo Maxwell: You're too nice to me.
Guest27: don't you want me to be nice
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest27: what do you mean
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest27: now i'm curious
Duo Maxwell: Something tells me you're not as curious as you think you are.
Guest27: how would you know what i'm thinking
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I know everything! ^ ~
Guest27: you're so smart
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest27: that depends on how you use it
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Guest27: never mind, dear
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Guest27: never is a long time
Duo Maxwell: You should never discard a possibility.
Guest27: what if they are impossible
Duo Maxwell: IF being the operative word.
Guest27: hehe
Duo Maxwell: Someone's having a good time here.
Guest27: yeah, I am having a good time
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Guest27: naw, I'm not trying to trick ya!!
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be trying to trick you, but I am.
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