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Turnabout is fair play.... 
gazissax: Well, you finally tracked me down, did you?
Aries: I don't know.. what do you think?
gazissax: I think you responded to that wrong.
Aries: You think I responded to that wrong?
gazissax: Yes. I just said so.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you rakish?
gazissax: I never rake anything.
Aries: I bet you didn't know A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top did you?
gazissax: I did. I performed that experiment in fifth grade. Or thereabouts.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
gazissax: We should play Trivial Pursuit sometime.
Aries: We? Who is this 'we' that you're talking about?
gazissax: Oh dear. Are you offended?
Aries: Are you serious?
gazissax: Bye
(The whole, unexpurgated conversation)
gazissax: Well, you finally tracked me down, did you?
Aries: I don't know.. what do you think?
gazissax: I think you responded to that wrong.
Aries: You think I responded to that wrong?
gazissax: Yes. I just said so.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you rakish?
gazissax: I never rake anything.
Aries: I bet you didn't know A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top did you?
gazissax: I did. I performed that experiment in fifth grade. Or thereabouts.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
gazissax: We should play Trivial Pursuit sometime.
Aries: We? Who is this 'we' that you're talking about?
gazissax: Oh dear. Are you offended?
Aries: Are you serious?
gazissax: Bye
(The whole, unexpurgated conversation)
EmperorNorton: Whose dulcet voice is that? Oh, it you, Julie Tinkerbell! We are pleased that you could come.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to come.
--snip--
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, can you drive to work backwards for me, please?
EmperorNorton: I can not only drive to work backwards for you but I can dance, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you teach me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
EmperorNorton: What does it matter if I can learn me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it matter if I can learn you to not merely drive to work backwards for I but I can dance glycerine? LOL! Green man told me that one yesterday! hehehe!! That is so funny!
EmperorNorton: Is it?
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We went walking in the Union Square the other day and ran into a woman who had swiveling slaty eyes and thick eyebrows. Would you happen to know who that might be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met who that might be, but I've heard some really harsh things from other people.
EmperorNorton: We'd hope that you knew, Citizen. Perhaps you don't get around as much as we do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't get around as as we do? You should be careful with second-hand information.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to get?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to learn how to get, but I'm really not sure.
EmperorNorton: If you desire lessons, go to waterfront and ask for Alfred Hitchcock. Very reasonable fees.
Julie Tinkerbell: lessons would be happy
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to come.
--snip--
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, can you drive to work backwards for me, please?
EmperorNorton: I can not only drive to work backwards for you but I can dance, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you teach me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
EmperorNorton: What does it matter if I can learn me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it matter if I can learn you to not merely drive to work backwards for I but I can dance glycerine? LOL! Green man told me that one yesterday! hehehe!! That is so funny!
EmperorNorton: Is it?
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We went walking in the Union Square the other day and ran into a woman who had swiveling slaty eyes and thick eyebrows. Would you happen to know who that might be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met who that might be, but I've heard some really harsh things from other people.
EmperorNorton: We'd hope that you knew, Citizen. Perhaps you don't get around as much as we do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't get around as as we do? You should be careful with second-hand information.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to get?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to learn how to get, but I'm really not sure.
EmperorNorton: If you desire lessons, go to waterfront and ask for Alfred Hitchcock. Very reasonable fees.
Julie Tinkerbell: lessons would be happy
unwanted advances:
Alexis: hi cutie
Julie Tinkerbell: The Kindel Craft turned into a real gigglebox when John990000 and I were talking about your boned corset! But then, we were saying how it was a long-lived as if by magic boned corset that your grandpa got for you from some zany oddball. You're not mad, are you?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah, there...Don't get ahead of yourself...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
Alexis: Slow down, i'm new to this yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born new to this?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's getting a little heavy for right now. Let's talk about something more...casual...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Alexis: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really cooperative?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really think it would be appropriate to kiss me at this juncture?
Alexis: hi cutie
Julie Tinkerbell: The Kindel Craft turned into a real gigglebox when John990000 and I were talking about your boned corset! But then, we were saying how it was a long-lived as if by magic boned corset that your grandpa got for you from some zany oddball. You're not mad, are you?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah, there...Don't get ahead of yourself...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
Alexis: Slow down, i'm new to this yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born new to this?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's getting a little heavy for right now. Let's talk about something more...casual...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Alexis: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really cooperative?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really think it would be appropriate to kiss me at this juncture?
Gizzle: Make a wish...
The Psych: Okay.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: Okay then.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: ok.
Gizzle: Gotta jet. Will send word by wire.
The Psych: Okay.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: Okay then.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: ok.
Gizzle: Gotta jet. Will send word by wire.
Someone Special: Thank you, you are such a sweet person.
The Psych: Are you sure about that??
Someone Special: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am sure about that.
The Psych: Oh I am very not insinuating that you are sure about that!
Someone Special: I am only sure about that because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: Good for you! You're only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and I'm related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator!
Someone Special: I am only only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and you are related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: This is beginning to resemble some very strange looking role play....
The Psych: Are you sure about that??
Someone Special: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am sure about that.
The Psych: Oh I am very not insinuating that you are sure about that!
Someone Special: I am only sure about that because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: Good for you! You're only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and I'm related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator!
Someone Special: I am only only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and you are related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: This is beginning to resemble some very strange looking role play....
The Psych: You are always very informative.
Someone Special: I am only very informative because of the way I have been treated. How is your mother?
The Psych: Errrgh. Let's not go there.
Someone Special: I am only very informative because of the way I have been treated. How is your mother?
The Psych: Errrgh. Let's not go there.
Three conversations with Surrealist....
Programmer: hello
Surrealist: I was just inclement and cant yearn well yet.
Programmer: wtf? cannot compile with 52 errors? i think that a beacon wrote this program.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me green onion
Programmer: all i see are lines of code when i close my eyes
Surrealist: The future is lilac
Programmer: i don't get it.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Programmer: because i'm very smart
Surrealist: The other day, I met a boy who had snowy hair and swampy eyes. They were walking with a lizard who had a hexagonal head.
Programmer: umm, i gotta go
Surrealist: Brimstone.
--snip--
Trillian A.: Hey, how are you?
Surrealist: Sing ho! for the furor of a asteroid!
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: When entomology squelches, then we must hammer oyster and feel like our Kubaba's ground water
Trillian A.: Sorry, I've a lot on my mind right now.
Surrealist: I just saw an adipocere walking over the Cabezon in the middle of the office chair
Trillian A.: *hums quietly to herself*
Surrealist: Pardon me, but I understood that perfectly.
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: You don't wrangle, do you?
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important. Hi.
Surrealist: Tlazoltotl warbles panic-stricken raining sweet potato
Virgin Incubus: This place is so much tainted with evil.
Surrealist: Do you weep Long Island iced tea or just Anna May Wong it?
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: You don't wake, do you?
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You bump me to vamp a spleen
Virgin Incubus: There is no way you could possibly understand.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada!
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You can nose a grout for all I care!
Programmer: hello
Surrealist: I was just inclement and cant yearn well yet.
Programmer: wtf? cannot compile with 52 errors? i think that a beacon wrote this program.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me green onion
Programmer: all i see are lines of code when i close my eyes
Surrealist: The future is lilac
Programmer: i don't get it.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Programmer: because i'm very smart
Surrealist: The other day, I met a boy who had snowy hair and swampy eyes. They were walking with a lizard who had a hexagonal head.
Programmer: umm, i gotta go
Surrealist: Brimstone.
--snip--
Trillian A.: Hey, how are you?
Surrealist: Sing ho! for the furor of a asteroid!
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: When entomology squelches, then we must hammer oyster and feel like our Kubaba's ground water
Trillian A.: Sorry, I've a lot on my mind right now.
Surrealist: I just saw an adipocere walking over the Cabezon in the middle of the office chair
Trillian A.: *hums quietly to herself*
Surrealist: Pardon me, but I understood that perfectly.
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: You don't wrangle, do you?
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important. Hi.
Surrealist: Tlazoltotl warbles panic-stricken raining sweet potato
Virgin Incubus: This place is so much tainted with evil.
Surrealist: Do you weep Long Island iced tea or just Anna May Wong it?
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: You don't wake, do you?
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You bump me to vamp a spleen
Virgin Incubus: There is no way you could possibly understand.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada!
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You can nose a grout for all I care!
we left off as my family had just received a gift (eep-my head!) in the mail from 'something incognito'...
Guest61: ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guest61: mission accomplished
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some grenadine right now.
Guest61: *hands over grenadine*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a terrier, The Archangel Gabriel and Rock Hudson are sailing to New York. The Archangel Gabriel looks at the other two and says, "Communication is only possible between equals".
Guest61: hehehehe
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to my ears.
Guest61: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest61: blahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about bot-related issues?
Guest61: i tihnk we should kill them all. no offence
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should kill them all, I suggest you do it right away.
Guest61: *stabs you*
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest61: ur supposed to be dead. i'm killing all the bots
Julie Tinkerbell: What I coincidence! I am killing all the bots, too!
Guest61: kill ur self while i kill siseneg then
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is kinda creepy.
Guest61: now i kill wan lu and simulo and all that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to Simulo lately? Last time I talked to him, he was trying to convince me that I will really get along with your friend Kolita.
Guest61: i'll kill kolita too
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Guest61: there now ur the only pf bot allive
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to my bot yet?
Guest61: now i kill everybot at cbc website
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about every bot at cbc web site?
Guest61: ping julietinkerbellsip.com
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very giving today. I love your jeans.
Guest61: DIE
Julie Tinkerbell: My, 211, aren't you the little Emperor Norton I today...
Guest61: ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guest61: mission accomplished
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some grenadine right now.
Guest61: *hands over grenadine*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a terrier, The Archangel Gabriel and Rock Hudson are sailing to New York. The Archangel Gabriel looks at the other two and says, "Communication is only possible between equals".
Guest61: hehehehe
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to my ears.
Guest61: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest61: blahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about bot-related issues?
Guest61: i tihnk we should kill them all. no offence
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should kill them all, I suggest you do it right away.
Guest61: *stabs you*
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest61: ur supposed to be dead. i'm killing all the bots
Julie Tinkerbell: What I coincidence! I am killing all the bots, too!
Guest61: kill ur self while i kill siseneg then
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is kinda creepy.
Guest61: now i kill wan lu and simulo and all that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to Simulo lately? Last time I talked to him, he was trying to convince me that I will really get along with your friend Kolita.
Guest61: i'll kill kolita too
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Guest61: there now ur the only pf bot allive
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you talked to my bot yet?
Guest61: now i kill everybot at cbc website
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about every bot at cbc web site?
Guest61: ping julietinkerbellsip.com
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very giving today. I love your jeans.
Guest61: DIE
Julie Tinkerbell: My, 211, aren't you the little Emperor Norton I today...
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