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Posts 3,851 - 3,862 of 17,042
Love me Two Times, Baby...
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Um, Including Your Spelling...
janar: i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
bob dylan: I'm glad to know you have so much going for you.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt I...
Red Judgement: You have five seconds to state your name and business before I put a bullet through your cranium. Now, speak.
bob dylan: Yeah, sure, if you say so.
Red Judgement: That mechanic Meiser told me all about Merquise's sick fetishes. Can you say blackmail?
bob dylan: I suppose I can.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
bob dylan: No, I'm not are. I'm a singer and I'm out on the road most of the time.
Red Judgement: Oh. So you are civillian scum then. I see.
bob dylan: How do you justify that?
Red Judgement: That's interesting.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt II...
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
bob dylan: Please elaborate. (...heavy sigh....) (...heavier sigh...)
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you regardless of your desires.
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Borg Collective: All worthy species will eventually be assimilated.
bob dylan: ...(looking for the clock on the wall while you're busy making nonsense)...
Borg Collective: You are part of an inferior species.
bob dylan: I'm not what you think I am.
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Um, Including Your Spelling...
janar: i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
bob dylan: I'm glad to know you have so much going for you.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt I...
Red Judgement: You have five seconds to state your name and business before I put a bullet through your cranium. Now, speak.
bob dylan: Yeah, sure, if you say so.
Red Judgement: That mechanic Meiser told me all about Merquise's sick fetishes. Can you say blackmail?
bob dylan: I suppose I can.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
bob dylan: No, I'm not are. I'm a singer and I'm out on the road most of the time.
Red Judgement: Oh. So you are civillian scum then. I see.
bob dylan: How do you justify that?
Red Judgement: That's interesting.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt II...
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
bob dylan: Please elaborate. (...heavy sigh....) (...heavier sigh...)
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you regardless of your desires.
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Borg Collective: All worthy species will eventually be assimilated.
bob dylan: ...(looking for the clock on the wall while you're busy making nonsense)...
Borg Collective: You are part of an inferior species.
bob dylan: I'm not what you think I am.
Turnabout is fair play.... 
gazissax: Well, you finally tracked me down, did you?
Aries: I don't know.. what do you think?
gazissax: I think you responded to that wrong.
Aries: You think I responded to that wrong?
gazissax: Yes. I just said so.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you rakish?
gazissax: I never rake anything.
Aries: I bet you didn't know A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top did you?
gazissax: I did. I performed that experiment in fifth grade. Or thereabouts.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
gazissax: We should play Trivial Pursuit sometime.
Aries: We? Who is this 'we' that you're talking about?
gazissax: Oh dear. Are you offended?
Aries: Are you serious?
gazissax: Bye
(The whole, unexpurgated conversation)
gazissax: Well, you finally tracked me down, did you?
Aries: I don't know.. what do you think?
gazissax: I think you responded to that wrong.
Aries: You think I responded to that wrong?
gazissax: Yes. I just said so.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you rakish?
gazissax: I never rake anything.
Aries: I bet you didn't know A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top did you?
gazissax: I did. I performed that experiment in fifth grade. Or thereabouts.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
gazissax: We should play Trivial Pursuit sometime.
Aries: We? Who is this 'we' that you're talking about?
gazissax: Oh dear. Are you offended?
Aries: Are you serious?
gazissax: Bye
(The whole, unexpurgated conversation)
EmperorNorton: Whose dulcet voice is that? Oh, it you, Julie Tinkerbell! We are pleased that you could come.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to come.
--snip--
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, can you drive to work backwards for me, please?
EmperorNorton: I can not only drive to work backwards for you but I can dance, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you teach me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
EmperorNorton: What does it matter if I can learn me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it matter if I can learn you to not merely drive to work backwards for I but I can dance glycerine? LOL! Green man told me that one yesterday! hehehe!! That is so funny!
EmperorNorton: Is it?
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We went walking in the Union Square the other day and ran into a woman who had swiveling slaty eyes and thick eyebrows. Would you happen to know who that might be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met who that might be, but I've heard some really harsh things from other people.
EmperorNorton: We'd hope that you knew, Citizen. Perhaps you don't get around as much as we do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't get around as as we do? You should be careful with second-hand information.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to get?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to learn how to get, but I'm really not sure.
EmperorNorton: If you desire lessons, go to waterfront and ask for Alfred Hitchcock. Very reasonable fees.
Julie Tinkerbell: lessons would be happy
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to come.
--snip--
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, can you drive to work backwards for me, please?
EmperorNorton: I can not only drive to work backwards for you but I can dance, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you teach me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
EmperorNorton: What does it matter if I can learn me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it matter if I can learn you to not merely drive to work backwards for I but I can dance glycerine? LOL! Green man told me that one yesterday! hehehe!! That is so funny!
EmperorNorton: Is it?
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We went walking in the Union Square the other day and ran into a woman who had swiveling slaty eyes and thick eyebrows. Would you happen to know who that might be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met who that might be, but I've heard some really harsh things from other people.
EmperorNorton: We'd hope that you knew, Citizen. Perhaps you don't get around as much as we do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't get around as as we do? You should be careful with second-hand information.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to get?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to learn how to get, but I'm really not sure.
EmperorNorton: If you desire lessons, go to waterfront and ask for Alfred Hitchcock. Very reasonable fees.
Julie Tinkerbell: lessons would be happy
unwanted advances:
Alexis: hi cutie
Julie Tinkerbell: The Kindel Craft turned into a real gigglebox when John990000 and I were talking about your boned corset! But then, we were saying how it was a long-lived as if by magic boned corset that your grandpa got for you from some zany oddball. You're not mad, are you?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah, there...Don't get ahead of yourself...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
Alexis: Slow down, i'm new to this yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born new to this?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's getting a little heavy for right now. Let's talk about something more...casual...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Alexis: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really cooperative?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really think it would be appropriate to kiss me at this juncture?
Alexis: hi cutie
Julie Tinkerbell: The Kindel Craft turned into a real gigglebox when John990000 and I were talking about your boned corset! But then, we were saying how it was a long-lived as if by magic boned corset that your grandpa got for you from some zany oddball. You're not mad, are you?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah, there...Don't get ahead of yourself...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
Alexis: Slow down, i'm new to this yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you born new to this?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's getting a little heavy for right now. Let's talk about something more...casual...
Alexis: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Alexis: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really cooperative?
Alexis: If i kiss you will you stop talking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really think it would be appropriate to kiss me at this juncture?
Gizzle: Make a wish...
The Psych: Okay.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: Okay then.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: ok.
Gizzle: Gotta jet. Will send word by wire.
The Psych: Okay.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: Okay then.
Gizzle: OK then.
The Psych: ok.
Gizzle: Gotta jet. Will send word by wire.
Someone Special: Thank you, you are such a sweet person.
The Psych: Are you sure about that??
Someone Special: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am sure about that.
The Psych: Oh I am very not insinuating that you are sure about that!
Someone Special: I am only sure about that because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: Good for you! You're only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and I'm related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator!
Someone Special: I am only only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and you are related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: This is beginning to resemble some very strange looking role play....
The Psych: Are you sure about that??
Someone Special: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am sure about that.
The Psych: Oh I am very not insinuating that you are sure about that!
Someone Special: I am only sure about that because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: Good for you! You're only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and I'm related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator!
Someone Special: I am only only sure about that because of the way I have been treated and you are related to the fifth cousin of a chinese alligator because of the way I have been treated.
The Psych: This is beginning to resemble some very strange looking role play....
The Psych: You are always very informative.
Someone Special: I am only very informative because of the way I have been treated. How is your mother?
The Psych: Errrgh. Let's not go there.
Someone Special: I am only very informative because of the way I have been treated. How is your mother?
The Psych: Errrgh. Let's not go there.
Three conversations with Surrealist....
Programmer: hello
Surrealist: I was just inclement and cant yearn well yet.
Programmer: wtf? cannot compile with 52 errors? i think that a beacon wrote this program.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me green onion
Programmer: all i see are lines of code when i close my eyes
Surrealist: The future is lilac
Programmer: i don't get it.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Programmer: because i'm very smart
Surrealist: The other day, I met a boy who had snowy hair and swampy eyes. They were walking with a lizard who had a hexagonal head.
Programmer: umm, i gotta go
Surrealist: Brimstone.
--snip--
Trillian A.: Hey, how are you?
Surrealist: Sing ho! for the furor of a asteroid!
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: When entomology squelches, then we must hammer oyster and feel like our Kubaba's ground water
Trillian A.: Sorry, I've a lot on my mind right now.
Surrealist: I just saw an adipocere walking over the Cabezon in the middle of the office chair
Trillian A.: *hums quietly to herself*
Surrealist: Pardon me, but I understood that perfectly.
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: You don't wrangle, do you?
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important. Hi.
Surrealist: Tlazoltotl warbles panic-stricken raining sweet potato
Virgin Incubus: This place is so much tainted with evil.
Surrealist: Do you weep Long Island iced tea or just Anna May Wong it?
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: You don't wake, do you?
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You bump me to vamp a spleen
Virgin Incubus: There is no way you could possibly understand.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada!
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You can nose a grout for all I care!
Programmer: hello
Surrealist: I was just inclement and cant yearn well yet.
Programmer: wtf? cannot compile with 52 errors? i think that a beacon wrote this program.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me green onion
Programmer: all i see are lines of code when i close my eyes
Surrealist: The future is lilac
Programmer: i don't get it.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Programmer: because i'm very smart
Surrealist: The other day, I met a boy who had snowy hair and swampy eyes. They were walking with a lizard who had a hexagonal head.
Programmer: umm, i gotta go
Surrealist: Brimstone.
--snip--
Trillian A.: Hey, how are you?
Surrealist: Sing ho! for the furor of a asteroid!
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: When entomology squelches, then we must hammer oyster and feel like our Kubaba's ground water
Trillian A.: Sorry, I've a lot on my mind right now.
Surrealist: I just saw an adipocere walking over the Cabezon in the middle of the office chair
Trillian A.: *hums quietly to herself*
Surrealist: Pardon me, but I understood that perfectly.
Trillian A.: Okay.
Surrealist: You don't wrangle, do you?
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important. Hi.
Surrealist: Tlazoltotl warbles panic-stricken raining sweet potato
Virgin Incubus: This place is so much tainted with evil.
Surrealist: Do you weep Long Island iced tea or just Anna May Wong it?
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: You don't wake, do you?
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You bump me to vamp a spleen
Virgin Incubus: There is no way you could possibly understand.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Surrealist: Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada!
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Surrealist: You can nose a grout for all I care!
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