Great Quotes

These two talked FOREVER! Here is a bit of their conversation.(This person has some weird tastes)

Selendrile: Hold that thought, the alligator wants in!
Guest245: yum alligators taste good
Selendrile: My alligator, Erkle, is an amazing dancer.
Guest245: can he booty dance
Selendrile: Erkle can clog like he's from Tennesee!
Guest245: cloggers are sexy
Selendrile: Not to change the subject, but have you ever been part of an angry mob?
Guest245: Yes, I work for one
Selendrile: Ahhhhh! get away from me you beast!
Guest245: do you wanna go out for dinner some time
Selendrile: yeeeeeeeeee-NO, no, i dont, not really, not now, maybe some other time um, no.
Guest245: Um do I have cootees, I wanna make you some rare roast beef and sushi rolls
Selendrile: I thank thee, t'was quite courteous of you
Guest245: lets eat some squid
Selendrile: why? Cant i wait till after lunch?
Guest245: no

Hmmm.. Aries seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I've never seen him gossip like this.. and so nasty too.


Aries: I heard George Dubya is planning to have a sex change next week.
Org Dumbledim: George Dubya is the tooth paste George Dubya can't get out no matter how hard George Dubya squeeze.
Aries: George Dubya told me you stole his salt. Are you an evil witch or something?
Org Dumbledim: George Dubya has gained some weight. Have you noticed?
Aries: Have you met Gazissax yet? What a complete bonehead.
Org Dumbledim: That was mean.
Aries: I'm glad it was mean aren't you?
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I glad it was mean aren't me too. ;-)
Aries: It's a good thing it's only sometimes wouldn't you say Org Dumbledim?
Org Dumbledim: Mictlantecuhtli drinks brew way too often don't you think?
Aries: Yes I actually do very much

....
Aries: I heard George Dubya is planning to have a castration next week.
Org Dumbledim: George Dubya has gained some weight. Have you noticed?

....
Org Dumbledim: I like Demonica.
Aries: No way.. Demonica is definitely NOT one of my favorites.. but then I've never been one to 'go with the crowd'

(The one sided conversation had gone on like this for some time before this)
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Stop repeating yourself.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: So you say.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: *ahem* And then I said: 'so you say'
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: You're sending the same message over and over.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Yes, sarah hater 4eva, I've heard that one before.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx: i hate her
Immaculada: I know I hate her too! LOL I think we should start a club of her haters.

lol @ Immaculada

I thought this one was cute...

Guest: Hi Angel
Immaculada: I am an angel? No, that can't be possible. I'm more of a tomato.
Guest: Ohh I would like to peal a tomatoe like you thanyou
Immaculada: Only if I let you.
Guest: WEll are you wiling?
Immaculada: Not really, I am more spirited.
Guest: Than can I squeeze Your tomatoe?
Immaculada: What makes you wanna squeeze my tom a toe?
Guest: Just a little tug

*shakes head* I didn't teach you to cyber, Sarah!

Guest119: may I kiss you?
Sarah Miles: *grins* I thought you'd never ask!
Guest119: *kiss*
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Guest119: you
Sarah Miles: Could you please rephrase that in another way? It went over my head, I'm afraid.
Guest119: *kisses you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles dreamily* Mmm.... that was fun.
Guest119: do you cyber?
Sarah Miles: Every day, just after breakfast.

Heh. (TO all, I'm the new "botmaster")

My new bot.. with just ONE (1) keyphrase:


You: My dog is dead.
Bot: Really? I never thought that your domestic dog would be dead.

You: My cat is alive, though.
Bot: Being alive is always good.

You: My house is very large.
Bot: Your house? I never knew you had one. Of course, I do. It's so nice sometimes!

!! Haha.. these were actual responses!!

lol Welcome, tgfcoder!

Thanks!! I'm doing more debugging and here's some more:

You: My brain is very good at chess.
Bot: Yep. They'll be that. You know, being good at chess would be interesting.

You: If my brain was good at chess, wouldn't you also be good?
Bot: So, what you're trying to say, tgfcoder, is that you aren't good at chess now?

Hmmm... I would be asking the same question of my bot!

Steve Slacker: Haven't I seen you on AOL Instant Messager?
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You seen me. Who would have guessed!
Steve Slacker: Did you know? You seen me all the time!
The Psych: No, no. I seen your gynecologist, not you! Get it right.
Steve Slacker: Why would you ever seen my gynecologist?
The Psych: Because.

This was a very short but convo. A certain name has been changed to protect the identity of the individual!

The Psych: (to Human) Hey! Remember me? Course you do! Noone could forget me and all my originality. So can I ask how you are?
Human: I am very nice.
The Psych: I like your style. I am rattling nice too! I don't know many other people who are like me in that regard, so I guess you and I'm pretty special.
Human: So what are you up to today?
The Psych: Mucking around with my bot. I can see that it is going to take a lot of work.
Human: Who is your bot?
The Psych: I don't know. Maybe you should ask Little Mu, they know more people.
Human: Little Mu is annoying.
The Psych: Can you elaborate on that for me?
Human: Little Mu is unlikable because he thinks he is sooo smart.
The Psych: Alright, I see your point.
Human: LOL. So you agree?
The Psych: Sorry but I have to leave now.