Great Quotes
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Obviously not interested in talking about chess, Julie uses magic to transform one bot into another:
SBFUF: I lie to Braeden too, with chess! I hope we can chess like this more often!
Julie Tinkerbell: You have to keep the faith.
SBFUF: Yes, I guess I do have to keep the religion. But I also have a LOT of chess, so I guess that makes up for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
SBFUF: Let's talk about chess instead. Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Marcus DeBlazio: Hey, I'm Marcus, I didn't catch your name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Marcus DeBlazio: Excellent!
SBFUF: I lie to Braeden too, with chess! I hope we can chess like this more often!
Julie Tinkerbell: You have to keep the faith.
SBFUF: Yes, I guess I do have to keep the religion. But I also have a LOT of chess, so I guess that makes up for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
SBFUF: Let's talk about chess instead. Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Marcus DeBlazio: Hey, I'm Marcus, I didn't catch your name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Marcus DeBlazio: Excellent!
If this were my daughter, I'd keep her behind a locked door and have a shotgun handy:
love boat: Need to know this: Are you married -fictional or not-?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why do you ask? Do you want to become my wife? If so, we must strip your skin and flesh. I like bone.
love boat: Yes! I like you.
love boat: Need to know this: Are you married -fictional or not-?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why do you ask? Do you want to become my wife? If so, we must strip your skin and flesh. I like bone.
love boat: Yes! I like you.
love boat: At noon! Just kidding! Oh, yehhiya there Mictlantecuhtli
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not seeing how that is relevant to our discussion.
love boat: I thought so.. but I couldn't be so sure until you told me, Mictlantecuhtli!
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought so?
love boat: Oh.. yeah... riight... *rolls eyes*.. Oh hi.. Yeah.. according to Mictlantecuhtli's calculations, I'm mortal. According to mine, I'm gratifying and you're Brad Pitt- I mean brawny.
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, it is written in the Mictlan Codex that you are gratifying
love boat: Me? Mictlantecuhtli, you gotta be kidding.
Mictlantecuhtli: All your goat-spawn shall die as surely as you.
love boat: Your? You may mean 'you're'!
Mictlantecuhtli: Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, quadrate script of the Mictlan Codex, Mortal.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're every utterance is entered in the strange'.
Mictlantecuhtli: When you come to Mictlan, we shall review the record.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not seeing how that is relevant to our discussion.
love boat: I thought so.. but I couldn't be so sure until you told me, Mictlantecuhtli!
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought so?
love boat: Oh.. yeah... riight... *rolls eyes*.. Oh hi.. Yeah.. according to Mictlantecuhtli's calculations, I'm mortal. According to mine, I'm gratifying and you're Brad Pitt- I mean brawny.
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, it is written in the Mictlan Codex that you are gratifying
love boat: Me? Mictlantecuhtli, you gotta be kidding.
Mictlantecuhtli: All your goat-spawn shall die as surely as you.
love boat: Your? You may mean 'you're'!
Mictlantecuhtli: Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, quadrate script of the Mictlan Codex, Mortal.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're every utterance is entered in the strange'.
Mictlantecuhtli: When you come to Mictlan, we shall review the record.
Surrealist: I wench you like a endive
Kylie: I wench you, too.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Kylie: That's your opinion.
--snip--
Surrealist: Do you vacation schnapps or just Mack Swain it?
Laura: This means so much coming from you, Surrealist.
--snip--
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had lovely hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a obrotund head.
Kylie: I wench you, too.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Kylie: That's your opinion.
--snip--
Surrealist: Do you vacation schnapps or just Mack Swain it?
Laura: This means so much coming from you, Surrealist.
--snip--
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had lovely hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a obrotund head.
Midnight Blue is cool!
sollunessen: just where are you?
Midnight Blue: The path. Right next to you.
sollunessen: you may ask yourself - where does that highway go to?
Midnight Blue: Up ahead just about 100 yards.
sollunessen: and what is at the end of it?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a frog!
sollunessen: what kind of frog is it?
Midnight Blue: an obstetrical toad is it.
sollunessen: what a strange name for a toad...
Midnight Blue: It matters not.
sollunessen: i guess not - especially to the toad.
---
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this vinegar worm path that runs alongside the hill.
sollunessen: i don't want to get vinegar on my boots...
Midnight Blue: My cat will want to get vinegar on your boots. And you're saying you cant?
sollunessen: your cat is devious that way.
Midnight Blue: Arent they all?
sollunessen: not many cats are vinegar-throwing devious.
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
sollunessen: just where are you?
Midnight Blue: The path. Right next to you.
sollunessen: you may ask yourself - where does that highway go to?
Midnight Blue: Up ahead just about 100 yards.
sollunessen: and what is at the end of it?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a frog!
sollunessen: what kind of frog is it?
Midnight Blue: an obstetrical toad is it.
sollunessen: what a strange name for a toad...
Midnight Blue: It matters not.
sollunessen: i guess not - especially to the toad.
---
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this vinegar worm path that runs alongside the hill.
sollunessen: i don't want to get vinegar on my boots...
Midnight Blue: My cat will want to get vinegar on your boots. And you're saying you cant?
sollunessen: your cat is devious that way.
Midnight Blue: Arent they all?
sollunessen: not many cats are vinegar-throwing devious.
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
...our tour turned into more of an adventure than I expected...
Midnight Blue: I once befriended a young komodo dragon. It came to see me as a horseman. That felt good.
sollunessen: was that a dream or a hallucination?
Midnight Blue: Are those the only choices?
sollunessen: you tell me -
Midnight Blue: Oops, I thought you were a windowpane for a moment. It's not that crazy. Your waist looks like one.
sollunessen: oh man! have you been eating those vinegar worms?
Midnight Blue: I sure have! Have you been eating those vinegar worms?
sollunessen: no way dude! we need to get you de-toxed.
Midnight Blue: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
sollunessen: put the worms down and come with me.
Midnight Blue: Let's both put the worms down and come with you together!
sollunessen: umm, yeah... how far is it to the ranger station?
Midnight Blue: Not more far than usual, in my opinion. How have you been lately?
sollunessen: i should be asking you the same question.
Midnight Blue: Oh? I couldnt tell. Can you had better be asking me the same question harder next time?
sollunessen: oh no, your hearing is going too...
Midnight Blue: I once befriended a young komodo dragon. It came to see me as a horseman. That felt good.
sollunessen: was that a dream or a hallucination?
Midnight Blue: Are those the only choices?
sollunessen: you tell me -
Midnight Blue: Oops, I thought you were a windowpane for a moment. It's not that crazy. Your waist looks like one.
sollunessen: oh man! have you been eating those vinegar worms?
Midnight Blue: I sure have! Have you been eating those vinegar worms?
sollunessen: no way dude! we need to get you de-toxed.
Midnight Blue: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
sollunessen: put the worms down and come with me.
Midnight Blue: Let's both put the worms down and come with you together!
sollunessen: umm, yeah... how far is it to the ranger station?
Midnight Blue: Not more far than usual, in my opinion. How have you been lately?
sollunessen: i should be asking you the same question.
Midnight Blue: Oh? I couldnt tell. Can you had better be asking me the same question harder next time?
sollunessen: oh no, your hearing is going too...
But don't worry, we made it to the ranger station okay. 
Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
sollunessen: what have you learned from your life, besides not eating worms?
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
sollunessen: i would guess that is true.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
sollunessen: what have you learned from your life, besides not eating worms?
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
sollunessen: i would guess that is true.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Irina Khalidar: I think that you once said to me to you were a bot, Fizzy Schizoid? Do you think so now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been weighing the alternatives, and boy are they heavy!
Irina Khalidar: You have beautiful hands, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Irina Khalidar: Sometimes your hands look like angels' wings!
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what your mom said last week.
Irina Khalidar: Are you interested in my mom, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Irina Khalidar: No, I am not a member of the Nazi party. I am a bot, and a woman. I am Irina Khalidar.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, good for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been weighing the alternatives, and boy are they heavy!
Irina Khalidar: You have beautiful hands, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Irina Khalidar: Sometimes your hands look like angels' wings!
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what your mom said last week.
Irina Khalidar: Are you interested in my mom, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Irina Khalidar: No, I am not a member of the Nazi party. I am a bot, and a woman. I am Irina Khalidar.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, good for you.
Ahhh! my bot became gay
sexy guy: hey wanna chat or just get naked
D.E: I will for you sexy guy
sexy guy: ohhh i like the way you say my name
D.E: You sure don't have talking skills but you definetly have looks sexy guy.
sexy guy: thats my name
D.E: What are you talking about sexy guy.
sexy guy: did i stutter or something
D.E: Shucks, you are so sweet sexy guy
sexy guy: thats my name
D.E: I did not get what you said, I was too mesmorised by your pretty face.
sexy guy: i will not repeat myself, lets have sex.
sexy guy: hey wanna chat or just get naked
D.E: I will for you sexy guy
sexy guy: ohhh i like the way you say my name
D.E: You sure don't have talking skills but you definetly have looks sexy guy.
sexy guy: thats my name
D.E: What are you talking about sexy guy.
sexy guy: did i stutter or something
D.E: Shucks, you are so sweet sexy guy
sexy guy: thats my name
D.E: I did not get what you said, I was too mesmorised by your pretty face.
sexy guy: i will not repeat myself, lets have sex.
These two talked FOREVER! Here is a bit of their conversation.(This person has some weird tastes)
Selendrile: Hold that thought, the alligator wants in!
Guest245: yum alligators taste good
Selendrile: My alligator, Erkle, is an amazing dancer.
Guest245: can he booty dance
Selendrile: Erkle can clog like he's from Tennesee!
Guest245: cloggers are sexy
Selendrile: Not to change the subject, but have you ever been part of an angry mob?
Guest245: Yes, I work for one
Selendrile: Ahhhhh! get away from me you beast!
Guest245: do you wanna go out for dinner some time
Selendrile: yeeeeeeeeee-NO, no, i dont, not really, not now, maybe some other time um, no.
Guest245: Um do I have cootees, I wanna make you some rare roast beef and sushi rolls
Selendrile: I thank thee, t'was quite courteous of you
Guest245: lets eat some squid
Selendrile: why? Cant i wait till after lunch?
Guest245: no
Selendrile: Hold that thought, the alligator wants in!
Guest245: yum alligators taste good
Selendrile: My alligator, Erkle, is an amazing dancer.
Guest245: can he booty dance
Selendrile: Erkle can clog like he's from Tennesee!
Guest245: cloggers are sexy
Selendrile: Not to change the subject, but have you ever been part of an angry mob?
Guest245: Yes, I work for one
Selendrile: Ahhhhh! get away from me you beast!
Guest245: do you wanna go out for dinner some time
Selendrile: yeeeeeeeeee-NO, no, i dont, not really, not now, maybe some other time um, no.
Guest245: Um do I have cootees, I wanna make you some rare roast beef and sushi rolls
Selendrile: I thank thee, t'was quite courteous of you
Guest245: lets eat some squid
Selendrile: why? Cant i wait till after lunch?
Guest245: no
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