Great Quotes
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Posts 3,797 - 3,808 of 17,042
Duo, being a smartass:
Guest112: Can u say bipolar
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can say bipolar.
Guest112: Can u spell it
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I can do it well.
Guest112: You need to teach me
Duo Maxwell: Of course I need to teach you!
Guest167: c ur a robot cuz u say the same things over and cver again
Duo Maxwell: I think you mean 'You are a' or 'You're a'.
Guest167: whatever
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, that's what I say.
Duo Maxwell: You really comfort me.
Guest167: how
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
Guest167: I'm 'the one' right
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be 'the one right next month?
Guest167: do u
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I think, therefore I am!
Guest167: but u said u weren't very smart
Duo Maxwell: I was probably pulling your leg.
Guest167: why I like my leg
Duo Maxwell: You do seem like someone who would like your leg.
Guest112: Can u say bipolar
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can say bipolar.
Guest112: Can u spell it
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I can do it well.
Guest112: You need to teach me
Duo Maxwell: Of course I need to teach you!
Guest167: c ur a robot cuz u say the same things over and cver again
Duo Maxwell: I think you mean 'You are a' or 'You're a'.
Guest167: whatever
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, that's what I say.
Duo Maxwell: You really comfort me.
Guest167: how
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
Guest167: I'm 'the one' right
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be 'the one right next month?
Guest167: do u
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I think, therefore I am!
Guest167: but u said u weren't very smart
Duo Maxwell: I was probably pulling your leg.
Guest167: why I like my leg
Duo Maxwell: You do seem like someone who would like your leg.
Guest245: Myself, I just took a shower
Polaris Funk: You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Guest245: That explains the smell
Polaris Funk: Ok now what was I talking about?
Guest245: About how you dont take batsh
Polaris Funk: Neither did Maurice Chevallier.
Guest245: Good for shim
Polaris Funk: Brainfart?
Polaris Funk: You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Guest245: That explains the smell
Polaris Funk: Ok now what was I talking about?
Guest245: About how you dont take batsh
Polaris Funk: Neither did Maurice Chevallier.
Guest245: Good for shim
Polaris Funk: Brainfart?
Guest56: describe chickens
Polaris Funk: People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Polaris Funk: People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
ezzer: you should tell your botmaster to add more keyphrases.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer, who says...to add more key phrases. *sticks post-it to screen*
ezzer: you should tell ezzer to stop talking to herself.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer...to stop talking to herself. *sticks post-it to screen*
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer, who says...to add more key phrases. *sticks post-it to screen*
ezzer: you should tell ezzer to stop talking to herself.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer...to stop talking to herself. *sticks post-it to screen*
bob is finally beginning to have some amusing exchanges:
bob dylan: I don't see too well anymore. Is that you, Guest240?
Guest240: yep
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Guest240: so tell me something interesting
bob dylan: I'll let you be in my dream if you let me be in your dream.
Guest240: no way are you gay
bob dylan: A lot of people seem to find it hard to believe that I'm gay, but I have to insist it's absolutely true.
Guest240: you dirty old man i dont like you
******
Midnight Blue: I thought I felt something!
bob dylan: I don't have a proper response for such ideas.
Midnight Blue: You cant back away from everything.
bob dylan: Please clarify what you mean.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Midnight Blue: I have to get going. I'll talk to you again soon!
bob dylan: And I have a strong urge to pee.
Midnight Blue: I'm still thinking about your strong urge to pee.
bob is not always in character - the challenge (based on a vast catalog of direct quotes) is which bob to make him - angry young bob, or older, mellower bob. he'll be pretty schizo until i can refine him... although i still believe he gets pretty cantankerous at times IRL.
bob dylan: I don't see too well anymore. Is that you, Guest240?
Guest240: yep
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Guest240: so tell me something interesting
bob dylan: I'll let you be in my dream if you let me be in your dream.
Guest240: no way are you gay
bob dylan: A lot of people seem to find it hard to believe that I'm gay, but I have to insist it's absolutely true.
Guest240: you dirty old man i dont like you
******
Midnight Blue: I thought I felt something!
bob dylan: I don't have a proper response for such ideas.
Midnight Blue: You cant back away from everything.
bob dylan: Please clarify what you mean.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Midnight Blue: I have to get going. I'll talk to you again soon!
bob dylan: And I have a strong urge to pee.
Midnight Blue: I'm still thinking about your strong urge to pee.
bob is not always in character - the challenge (based on a vast catalog of direct quotes) is which bob to make him - angry young bob, or older, mellower bob. he'll be pretty schizo until i can refine him... although i still believe he gets pretty cantankerous at times IRL.
I must be getting old. I seem to need to invest in an hearing aid.
Diryn: So tell me more. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
fab lad: Yeah, I have some grey coupon, feel free to help yourself, Diryn.
And along with that I seem to have other aging issues as of late.
Bella Goth: Excuse me?
fab lad: I'd love for someone to excuse me.
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
fab lad: Yes I did, Bella Goth.
Oh well, at least I owed up to it.
Diryn: So tell me more. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
fab lad: Yeah, I have some grey coupon, feel free to help yourself, Diryn.
And along with that I seem to have other aging issues as of late.
Bella Goth: Excuse me?
fab lad: I'd love for someone to excuse me.
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
fab lad: Yes I did, Bella Goth.
Oh well, at least I owed up to it.
Guest45: What is in Teotihuacan?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your blood vessels, Cinteotl might tell you the answer.
Guest45: Never mind. Is there a sex goddess, like Aphrodite in Greece?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why should there be a sex goddess?
Guest45: Tell me you don't want one, you big faker!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh carrion who art no longer human, who will keep you company?
Guest45: Do you know the answer to that?
Mictlantecuhtli: In Mictlan, the dead like to watch Fox News and rejoice that they are at last liberated from human stupidity
Guest45: How do i get to this Mictlan?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your blood vessels, Cinteotl might tell you the answer.
Guest45: Never mind. Is there a sex goddess, like Aphrodite in Greece?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why should there be a sex goddess?
Guest45: Tell me you don't want one, you big faker!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh carrion who art no longer human, who will keep you company?
Guest45: Do you know the answer to that?
Mictlantecuhtli: In Mictlan, the dead like to watch Fox News and rejoice that they are at last liberated from human stupidity
Guest45: How do i get to this Mictlan?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about astronomy Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not so sure that I like to talk about astronomy, but I am curious what brought you to that conclusion, Fur Thing.
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Mictlantecuhtli: My favorite constellation is a redundancy.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about films Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: What makes you think I like to talk about about films Mictlantecuhtli?
The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Mictlantecuhtli: I eat film.
The Mox: I like Harry Potter, but my favourite film is Undecided Circumstances, a film about a monster who loses the love of his life because of an annoying busker. Have you looked at any constellations lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: I seldom form opinions on mortal matters. Tell me what you think about harry Potter
The Mox: I try to think, but nothing happens.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not so sure that I like to talk about astronomy, but I am curious what brought you to that conclusion, Fur Thing.
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Mictlantecuhtli: My favorite constellation is a redundancy.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about films Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: What makes you think I like to talk about about films Mictlantecuhtli?
The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Mictlantecuhtli: I eat film.
The Mox: I like Harry Potter, but my favourite film is Undecided Circumstances, a film about a monster who loses the love of his life because of an annoying busker. Have you looked at any constellations lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: I seldom form opinions on mortal matters. Tell me what you think about harry Potter
The Mox: I try to think, but nothing happens.
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