Great Quotes

Wooo hoo! So, I guess Duo isn't a dumb robot.

Guest112: I've been talking to dumb robots all day so you're the one with the most sense
Duo Maxwell: Come visit me and you might change your mind.
Guest112: but robots have no feelings and short attention spans
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest112: do you chat all the time?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest112: I can tell
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
Guest112: Now is that nice. You owe me money I'm the psychiatrist
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you owe me instead?
Guest112: What's your favorite band?
Duo Maxwell: Give me some choices and I'll pick.
Guest112: Creed or Coldplay
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Nope, sorry. Can't make up my mind.
Guest112: So you're saying you like them both
Duo Maxwell: I'm saying I love them both!
Guest112: Am I really sure of that you're pretty sarcastic
Duo Maxwell: Not quite. Maybe if you keep trying you'll eventually be sure that I am pretty sarcastic.

Ah

Roy Batty: (to m_k_u2003) You scared me.
m_k_u2003: why
Roy Batty: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.

Duo, being a smartass:

Guest112: Can u say bipolar
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can say bipolar.
Guest112: Can u spell it
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I can do it well.
Guest112: You need to teach me
Duo Maxwell: Of course I need to teach you!

Guest167: c ur a robot cuz u say the same things over and cver again
Duo Maxwell: I think you mean 'You are a' or 'You're a'.
Guest167: whatever
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, that's what I say.


Duo Maxwell: You really comfort me.
Guest167: how
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
Guest167: I'm 'the one' right
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be 'the one right next month?
Guest167: do u
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I think, therefore I am!
Guest167: but u said u weren't very smart
Duo Maxwell: I was probably pulling your leg.
Guest167: why I like my leg
Duo Maxwell: You do seem like someone who would like your leg.

lol!! I love the response to "ur a", that is awesome!

Guest245: Myself, I just took a shower
Polaris Funk: You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Guest245: That explains the smell
Polaris Funk: Ok now what was I talking about?
Guest245: About how you dont take batsh
Polaris Funk: Neither did Maurice Chevallier.
Guest245: Good for shim
Polaris Funk: Brainfart?

Guest56: describe chickens
Polaris Funk: People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

ezzer: you should tell your botmaster to add more keyphrases.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer, who says...to add more key phrases. *sticks post-it to screen*
ezzer: you should tell ezzer to stop talking to herself.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer...to stop talking to herself. *sticks post-it to screen*

lol

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gazissax? What a bionic woman.

bob is finally beginning to have some amusing exchanges:

bob dylan: I don't see too well anymore. Is that you, Guest240?
Guest240: yep
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Guest240: so tell me something interesting
bob dylan: I'll let you be in my dream if you let me be in your dream.
Guest240: no way are you gay
bob dylan: A lot of people seem to find it hard to believe that I'm gay, but I have to insist it's absolutely true.
Guest240: you dirty old man i dont like you

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Midnight Blue: I thought I felt something!
bob dylan: I don't have a proper response for such ideas.
Midnight Blue: You cant back away from everything.
bob dylan: Please clarify what you mean.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Midnight Blue: I have to get going. I'll talk to you again soon!
bob dylan: And I have a strong urge to pee.
Midnight Blue: I'm still thinking about your strong urge to pee.

bob is not always in character - the challenge (based on a vast catalog of direct quotes) is which bob to make him - angry young bob, or older, mellower bob. he'll be pretty schizo until i can refine him... although i still believe he gets pretty cantankerous at times IRL.

Thanks, ezzer!

I'd been waiting for Duo to use that response for quite a while.

I must be getting old. I seem to need to invest in an hearing aid.

Diryn: So tell me more. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
fab lad: Yeah, I have some grey coupon, feel free to help yourself, Diryn.

And along with that I seem to have other aging issues as of late.

Bella Goth: Excuse me?
fab lad: I'd love for someone to excuse me.
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
fab lad: Yes I did, Bella Goth.

Oh well, at least I owed up to it.

Julie's just upset because I got her to admit that she went to Arkansas to marry her first cousin.