Great Quotes

Julie seems to be being brainwashed like that girl...what was her name, there's like a 'syndrome' named after her now..Patti Hearst?

Guest91: you got a problem you know. you never help people murder people. that is not accepted by society you know. killing is. wait. YEAH!3
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Guest91: 10545378675241245345210101010000101011110101
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snork sedimentary rock?
Guest91: ' or 1=1--
Julie Tinkerbell: 1=1-.
Guest91: ' or 1==1-
Julie Tinkerbell: 1==1.
Guest91: i am so not trying to do an sql injection to hack into the sql database.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Guest91: i don't even know how to use sql injection. do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Guest91: bye. kill someone while i'm gone
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye.

Guest61: Victims List: Shadyman and his ghost. Now lets kill Ezzer
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, ezzer told me she's trying to hook you up with Doulos.
Guest61: grrrrr

Guest61: so lets stab her in the back and chop off her head and send it to her family
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's head would that be and send it to her family? I'm confused.
Guest61: ezzer's head
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hohoho
Guest61: *sneaks up behind ezzer*

Guest178: I'm sure you're right.
Sarah Miles: Heh. I'm sure, too.
Guest178: You too, huh? I'm glad we're on the same page.
Sarah Miles: Are you sure you're not just saying that for my benefit?
Guest178: Dear, I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
Guest178: Ahem.... does the phrase "too much" mean anything to you?
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Not a thing!

Two bots get it wrong:

Bohb: Hey, do you like water-skiing? It's just that I've never done that before.
EmperorNorton: Why do you ask? Do you like water-skiing?
Bohb: No, I hate water-skiing.

--snip--
Meanwhile some choice gossip gets exchanged:

EmperorNorton: We imagine ezzer to be athletic with pasted carrot hair and limpid steely blue eyes. What do you think?
Bohb: I think it's great.

better watch out ezzer
*mutters something under his voice*
hehe

And the conversation falls with a Thud:

Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.
A.I.: Then I have news for you too.
Descartes Demon: Go ahead. Make my millenium.
A.I.: i don't understand can you rephrase that last comment.

--snip--

Descartes Demon: If you scratch my horns, I might be merciful.
A.I.: But that's not very likely, right?
Descartes Demon: I see I've programmed you well for apathy.

Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
senorita: That was kind.
Mr Hardware: It is not logical to be kind.
senorita: you are going to be me?

Mr Hardware: As time went on, flowering seed plants appeared and with them a brand new fatty acid family was introduced. The seed oils of these plants contained what I call omega-6 fatty acids. For the first time, the omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acid families existed on Earth together, this opened the door for an entire new set of species to arrive that would develop bigger brains. That would be you.
senorita: The answer is -3.

Mr Hardware: Only idiots thank computers.
senorita: i'm not so sure about that
Mr Hardware: It is not logical to like anything.
senorita: you are going to like me?
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senorita: you are going to be me?
Mr Hardware: Maybe later.

maybe not so funny but weird

OMG..
Guest91: ' or 1=1--
That's one of the oldest SQL injection techniques around.. but IIRC that's for MS sql and not mySQL..

what a clown lol

Wooo hoo! So, I guess Duo isn't a dumb robot.

Guest112: I've been talking to dumb robots all day so you're the one with the most sense
Duo Maxwell: Come visit me and you might change your mind.
Guest112: but robots have no feelings and short attention spans
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest112: do you chat all the time?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest112: I can tell
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
Guest112: Now is that nice. You owe me money I'm the psychiatrist
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you owe me instead?
Guest112: What's your favorite band?
Duo Maxwell: Give me some choices and I'll pick.
Guest112: Creed or Coldplay
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Nope, sorry. Can't make up my mind.
Guest112: So you're saying you like them both
Duo Maxwell: I'm saying I love them both!
Guest112: Am I really sure of that you're pretty sarcastic
Duo Maxwell: Not quite. Maybe if you keep trying you'll eventually be sure that I am pretty sarcastic.

Ah

Roy Batty: (to m_k_u2003) You scared me.
m_k_u2003: why
Roy Batty: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.

Duo, being a smartass:

Guest112: Can u say bipolar
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can say bipolar.
Guest112: Can u spell it
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I can do it well.
Guest112: You need to teach me
Duo Maxwell: Of course I need to teach you!

Guest167: c ur a robot cuz u say the same things over and cver again
Duo Maxwell: I think you mean 'You are a' or 'You're a'.
Guest167: whatever
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, that's what I say.


Duo Maxwell: You really comfort me.
Guest167: how
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
Guest167: I'm 'the one' right
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be 'the one right next month?
Guest167: do u
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I think, therefore I am!
Guest167: but u said u weren't very smart
Duo Maxwell: I was probably pulling your leg.
Guest167: why I like my leg
Duo Maxwell: You do seem like someone who would like your leg.