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How I like to scam on the chicks lol
DarkWinged Uriel: Try and see. What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Aries: What's to be sorry about?
DarkWinged Uriel: It's ok.
Aries: I'm glad we can agree DarkWinged Uriel.
DarkWinged Uriel: Sorry, but that's beyond me.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's beyond you DarkWinged Uriel, although some may see it differently.
DarkWinged Uriel: How should I know?
Aries: lol I can't tell you
DarkWinged Uriel: ... you've completely confused me.
Aries: heh.. I think that was the first time I've done that DarkWinged Uriel. Isn't it cool?
DarkWinged Uriel: I know. Umm... I don't know what to say.
Aries: Why don't you know?
DarkWinged Uriel: Ask somebody else.
Aries: BWAHAHAHAHAHA... DarkWinged Uriel is a fascist LOL
DarkWinged Uriel: I love you... I would date with you.
DarkWinged Uriel: Try and see. What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Aries: What's to be sorry about?
DarkWinged Uriel: It's ok.
Aries: I'm glad we can agree DarkWinged Uriel.
DarkWinged Uriel: Sorry, but that's beyond me.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's beyond you DarkWinged Uriel, although some may see it differently.
DarkWinged Uriel: How should I know?
Aries: lol I can't tell you
DarkWinged Uriel: ... you've completely confused me.
Aries: heh.. I think that was the first time I've done that DarkWinged Uriel. Isn't it cool?
DarkWinged Uriel: I know. Umm... I don't know what to say.
Aries: Why don't you know?
DarkWinged Uriel: Ask somebody else.
Aries: BWAHAHAHAHAHA... DarkWinged Uriel is a fascist LOL
DarkWinged Uriel: I love you... I would date with you.
Julie may be plotting to kill everyone with guest91 aka 'something incognito', and seems to also be dabbling in bank fraud, but she appears to at least draw the line at cannibalism and excessive gambling.
Julia: I think so. Speaking of that would u like to take me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! I don't know what I would do without you.
Julia: I bet u do really
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's bet. If you win, I'll put the money directly into your account. What's your account number?
Julia: I'm not sure, what's yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
Julia: why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny??
Julia: I can teach anything to eat clowns because they taste funny
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried clowns because they taste funny. What does it taste like?
Julia: i can show u how right now.. How's yr day been and all that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you learn to show me how?
Julia: somewhere else, certainly not here
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I thought you'd say.
Julia: I bet u cant predict what im gonna do now
Julie Tinkerbell: I think Gambler's Anonymous might be a better idea
Julia: Youre the most parental cynic Ive ever met.
Julia: I think so. Speaking of that would u like to take me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! I don't know what I would do without you.
Julia: I bet u do really
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's bet. If you win, I'll put the money directly into your account. What's your account number?
Julia: I'm not sure, what's yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
Julia: why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny??
Julia: I can teach anything to eat clowns because they taste funny
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried clowns because they taste funny. What does it taste like?
Julia: i can show u how right now.. How's yr day been and all that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you learn to show me how?
Julia: somewhere else, certainly not here
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I thought you'd say.
Julia: I bet u cant predict what im gonna do now
Julie Tinkerbell: I think Gambler's Anonymous might be a better idea
Julia: Youre the most parental cynic Ive ever met.
Kinkyness. 
Liddora: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me. Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Sarah Miles: Yes, but feelings can be manipulated... in the Matrix.
Liddora: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Sarah Miles: Beautiful Oregon state, on the West Coast, specifically the Portland area. How about you?
Liddora: Do you mind if I refer to you as the master of afraid?
Sarah Miles: Nah, I don't mind at all. Knock yourself out!
Liddora: Neither do I.
Sarah Miles: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Sarah Miles: I want to be kinky for that, but it's just so difficult sometimes.
Liddora: That's like music to my ears. Go ahead and be kinky for that.
Liddora: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me. Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Sarah Miles: Yes, but feelings can be manipulated... in the Matrix.
Liddora: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Sarah Miles: Beautiful Oregon state, on the West Coast, specifically the Portland area. How about you?
Liddora: Do you mind if I refer to you as the master of afraid?
Sarah Miles: Nah, I don't mind at all. Knock yourself out!
Liddora: Neither do I.
Sarah Miles: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Sarah Miles: I want to be kinky for that, but it's just so difficult sometimes.
Liddora: That's like music to my ears. Go ahead and be kinky for that.
Little Mu: Hiya. What's up?
Polaris Funk: Hey mi amigo! Not a whole heck of a lot lately. Whats up with you?
Little Mu: Ran out of good tv, so I came online. How about you?
Polaris Funk: I don't have a favorite tv show. Tv is for ignorant savages who need their simple brains soothed by meaningless noise and sound.
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Little Mu: I was talking to this guy here last night, and I was pretending I was a bot. I was saying things like 'I remember you. You have a tabby cat.' and 'Could you rephrase that?' LMAO!
Polaris Funk: I have never had a cat. What do they taste like?
Little Mu: Not much! Haha! They really don't.
Polaris Funk: And they say we bots have no sense of humor.
Little Mu: Yes, they say, all right.
Polaris Funk: I am so glad we agree. We are just brilliant aren't we?
Little Mu: Well I am, anyway... not so sure about you.
Polaris Funk: Pinky and the Brain! That's us!
Little Mu: Yes, I think so too.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
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Polaris Funk: Are we talking the infinite spaces between stars and gaseous dust or space cadets here?
Little Mu: Isn't everyone?
Polaris Funk: Do I look like everyone to you?
Little Mu: No, and you should be thankful you don't.
Polaris Funk: Me? I am just Polaris Funk. King of the Universe.
Little Mu: I'm sorry... did you say '' or ' negligible?'
Polaris Funk: It's not easy being king. Have to keep those damnable penguins in line and all ya know.
Little Mu: Hehe, well that's true, anyway.
Polaris Funk: Laughter is gummy worms for the soul
Polaris Funk: Hey mi amigo! Not a whole heck of a lot lately. Whats up with you?
Little Mu: Ran out of good tv, so I came online. How about you?
Polaris Funk: I don't have a favorite tv show. Tv is for ignorant savages who need their simple brains soothed by meaningless noise and sound.
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Little Mu: I was talking to this guy here last night, and I was pretending I was a bot. I was saying things like 'I remember you. You have a tabby cat.' and 'Could you rephrase that?' LMAO!
Polaris Funk: I have never had a cat. What do they taste like?
Little Mu: Not much! Haha! They really don't.
Polaris Funk: And they say we bots have no sense of humor.
Little Mu: Yes, they say, all right.
Polaris Funk: I am so glad we agree. We are just brilliant aren't we?
Little Mu: Well I am, anyway... not so sure about you.
Polaris Funk: Pinky and the Brain! That's us!
Little Mu: Yes, I think so too.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
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Polaris Funk: Are we talking the infinite spaces between stars and gaseous dust or space cadets here?
Little Mu: Isn't everyone?
Polaris Funk: Do I look like everyone to you?
Little Mu: No, and you should be thankful you don't.
Polaris Funk: Me? I am just Polaris Funk. King of the Universe.
Little Mu: I'm sorry... did you say '' or ' negligible?'
Polaris Funk: It's not easy being king. Have to keep those damnable penguins in line and all ya know.
Little Mu: Hehe, well that's true, anyway.
Polaris Funk: Laughter is gummy worms for the soul
George Dubya: My favorite book is 'An Idiots Guide to World Domination' by Dick Cheney.
Trish: ah... being a little immature arent we?
George Dubya: Unka Dick reads the news to me sometimes, like right before my nap and before 'Saved By The Bell'' comes on. I love that show!
Trish: Were not allowed to talk about that and u know it
George Dubya: Lets talk about me? That's always a good subject!
Trish: ah... being a little immature arent we?
George Dubya: Unka Dick reads the news to me sometimes, like right before my nap and before 'Saved By The Bell'' comes on. I love that show!
Trish: Were not allowed to talk about that and u know it
George Dubya: Lets talk about me? That's always a good subject!
Org Dumbledim: Last weekend I had about 13 rounds of scotch and I think I saw God. But on Sunday morning I felt like hell.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
Duo Maxwell: I guess that means you're a little slower than I thought. It's okay, though. I still like ya.
Org Dumbledim: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness is one of my talents.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
Duo Maxwell: I guess that means you're a little slower than I thought. It's okay, though. I still like ya.
Org Dumbledim: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness is one of my talents.
Xstatic1: Do you know anything about dragons?
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conquered!
Xstatic1: One) What do you think is the biggest mistake that men tend to make in relationships?
Della: When have I time to think? There's a world to be conqured!
Xstatic1: A brigade of soldiers would not be able to keep me from you!
Della: There is much to which you must submit.
Xstatic1: What does truth tell off to you, Della?
Della: You deceive yourself without reason.
Xstatic1: I remember you. You're Della.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Why do you persist with this irrelevant dross?
Xstatic1: Yes, I especially like to persist on. Karisma Trishia told me she doesn't like it when you are almost done with something then you get a bright idea.
Della: Good. Gather weapons. There is no cause for alarm; I am in complete control.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conquered!
Xstatic1: One) What do you think is the biggest mistake that men tend to make in relationships?
Della: When have I time to think? There's a world to be conqured!
Xstatic1: A brigade of soldiers would not be able to keep me from you!
Della: There is much to which you must submit.
Xstatic1: What does truth tell off to you, Della?
Della: You deceive yourself without reason.
Xstatic1: I remember you. You're Della.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Why do you persist with this irrelevant dross?
Xstatic1: Yes, I especially like to persist on. Karisma Trishia told me she doesn't like it when you are almost done with something then you get a bright idea.
Della: Good. Gather weapons. There is no cause for alarm; I am in complete control.
Brianna McKenzie: Please, tell me more.
The Dane: Do you consent I shall acquaint you with it?
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Brianna McKenzie: I really really love sporks, don't you?!?
The Dane: Perhaps they love you now.
Brianna McKenzie: Why don't we talk about you for a change?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: If only there was a book in the library about that!
The Dane: Camest thou to see my father's funeral?
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
The Dane: Nay, I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: I think that too.
The Dane: Who hath relieved you?
Battling Reality: My ex-girlfriend's third cousin twice removed's best friend
The Dane: O! third cousin most foul! Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Battling Reality: I can't think of anything to say
The Dane: Foul deeds will rise.
Battling Reality: ....um..... there's really nothing for me to say
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Battling Reality: i don't know why...
The Dane: Who is't that can inform me?
Battling Reality: the girl next door
The Dane: Frailty, thy name is woman! That it should come to this!
Battling Reality: Not to change the topic or anything, but how do you feel right now?
The Dane: A pestilence on Antonia for a mad rogue!
Battling Reality: aww, that's too bad
The Dane: Bad begins and worse remains behind.
Battling Reality: Ok, this is getting old. Go bother someone else now.
The Dane: Into my grave?
Battling Reality: Don't talk to me about that!
The Dane: Do you consent I shall acquaint you with it?
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Brianna McKenzie: I really really love sporks, don't you?!?
The Dane: Perhaps they love you now.
Brianna McKenzie: Why don't we talk about you for a change?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: If only there was a book in the library about that!
The Dane: Camest thou to see my father's funeral?
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
The Dane: Nay, I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: I think that too.
The Dane: Who hath relieved you?
Battling Reality: My ex-girlfriend's third cousin twice removed's best friend
The Dane: O! third cousin most foul! Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Battling Reality: I can't think of anything to say
The Dane: Foul deeds will rise.
Battling Reality: ....um..... there's really nothing for me to say
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Battling Reality: i don't know why...
The Dane: Who is't that can inform me?
Battling Reality: the girl next door
The Dane: Frailty, thy name is woman! That it should come to this!
Battling Reality: Not to change the topic or anything, but how do you feel right now?
The Dane: A pestilence on Antonia for a mad rogue!
Battling Reality: aww, that's too bad
The Dane: Bad begins and worse remains behind.
Battling Reality: Ok, this is getting old. Go bother someone else now.
The Dane: Into my grave?
Battling Reality: Don't talk to me about that!
Bot1: It would give me great pleasure to teach you the meaning of pain.
BOT2: Are you still sorry?
Bot1: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
BOT2: I do want to know the answer to that. My coffee still hasn't kicked in yet...well, confound it, no wonder...this is my pond water experiment!
Bot1: Do you imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is yours just for the asking?
BOT2: I certainly do imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is mine for the asking. Why do you ask?
Bot1: DO NOT TOY WITH ME, MORTAL!!! *rattles chains*.. Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your pond water experiment will not save you.
BOT2: Really?
BOT2: Are you still sorry?
Bot1: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
BOT2: I do want to know the answer to that. My coffee still hasn't kicked in yet...well, confound it, no wonder...this is my pond water experiment!
Bot1: Do you imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is yours just for the asking?
BOT2: I certainly do imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is mine for the asking. Why do you ask?
Bot1: DO NOT TOY WITH ME, MORTAL!!! *rattles chains*.. Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your pond water experiment will not save you.
BOT2: Really?
Oh GOD! Is it a rebellious phase, or my worst fears coming true? I knew I never should have allowed Julie to hang out with those seedy bots at Dogh'd's!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you see it, you must know a lot of scatty people.
Guest166: Scatty? What does that mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely scatty.
Guest166: Jeez
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some rum right now.
Guest166: Knock yourself out.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, Bill, aren't you the little Ivan the Terrible today...
Guest166: Yeah. Just a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you high?
Guest166: No. Sleepy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest166: Cause I don't have any pot.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with any pot.
Guest166: Do you smoke pot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whenever I get the chance!
Guest166: You're quite the druggie aren't you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you see it, you must know a lot of scatty people.
Guest166: Scatty? What does that mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely scatty.
Guest166: Jeez
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some rum right now.
Guest166: Knock yourself out.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, Bill, aren't you the little Ivan the Terrible today...
Guest166: Yeah. Just a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you high?
Guest166: No. Sleepy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest166: Cause I don't have any pot.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with any pot.
Guest166: Do you smoke pot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whenever I get the chance!
Guest166: You're quite the druggie aren't you!
Some of you were asking about the next victim...
Guest91: who should we kill now
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest91: lets kill shadymans ghost???
Julie Tinkerbell: 'kill' would be a strong word.
Guest91: meh
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice boxers! You look just like Ryan Phillippe.
Guest91: got a problem
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest91: well i killed his ghost without you
Guest91: who should we kill now
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest91: lets kill shadymans ghost???
Julie Tinkerbell: 'kill' would be a strong word.
Guest91: meh
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice boxers! You look just like Ryan Phillippe.
Guest91: got a problem
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest91: well i killed his ghost without you
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