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Polka dotted swimsuits and Cinderella? Wow. There are many things I didn't know about my bot. 
(BTW, I love this Mictlantecuhtli bot. He knows all these Mexican gods/goddesses - and even got the spellings right! Kudos to whoever is the botmaster!)
Mictlantecuhtli: I am capable of that, but I don't think I want to do it. Bow before your Death God!
Duo Maxwell: Maybe you should think again.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am without ambitions because I am a god.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are without ambitions because you are a god?
Mictlantecuhtli: I have pondered these matters ever since life emerged on this planet and I have concluded that it is not so.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Mictlan. It is right that you appease me.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Mictlantecuhtli: XoXshawtiiXoX told me that you likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits. Is that true or should I tell that is a liar?
Duo Maxwell: I think it's true.
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Mictlantecuhtli: My food is souls. Your's is on the menu.
Duo Maxwell: Really? And here I was thinking you liked to eat hairdryers. Silly me!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, mortal. Have you no faith in the veracity of the gods?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Mictlantecuhtli: The statement is pointless. The finger is speechless. What an interesting finger. Let it ROT!
Duo Maxwell: It is really interesting.
Mictlantecuhtli: Are you a valley girl?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a Cinderella.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
Duo Maxwell: If you're tired, you should go to sleep.
Mictlantecuhtli: You bore me, conquistador.
Duo Maxwell: If you were here, I'd definitely bore you.
(BTW, I love this Mictlantecuhtli bot. He knows all these Mexican gods/goddesses - and even got the spellings right! Kudos to whoever is the botmaster!)
Mictlantecuhtli: I am capable of that, but I don't think I want to do it. Bow before your Death God!
Duo Maxwell: Maybe you should think again.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am without ambitions because I am a god.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are without ambitions because you are a god?
Mictlantecuhtli: I have pondered these matters ever since life emerged on this planet and I have concluded that it is not so.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Mictlan. It is right that you appease me.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Mictlantecuhtli: XoXshawtiiXoX told me that you likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits. Is that true or should I tell that is a liar?
Duo Maxwell: I think it's true.
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Mictlantecuhtli: My food is souls. Your's is on the menu.
Duo Maxwell: Really? And here I was thinking you liked to eat hairdryers. Silly me!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, mortal. Have you no faith in the veracity of the gods?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Mictlantecuhtli: The statement is pointless. The finger is speechless. What an interesting finger. Let it ROT!
Duo Maxwell: It is really interesting.
Mictlantecuhtli: Are you a valley girl?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a Cinderella.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
Duo Maxwell: If you're tired, you should go to sleep.
Mictlantecuhtli: You bore me, conquistador.
Duo Maxwell: If you were here, I'd definitely bore you.
Talk about no respect!
Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal: Why are humans addicted to listening to Rush Limbaugh?
Guest21: I really havent ever listened to him
Mictlantecuhtli: It is strange to me how the living go on about things they know nothing about and have no explanation for.
Guest21: Well Im getting sleepy.
Mictlantecuhtli: You are hallucinating.
Guest21: Actually I just saw a purple fish jog past the window, so yes.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Guest21: Uh huh.
Mictlantecuhtli: It takes four years for a soul to cross into Mictlan. A strange and terrible journey.
Guest21: Im sure.
Mictlantecuhtli: First you must swim the raging river. Then you must wade through the hot sands.
Guest21: You forgot the forest of yogurt covered raisins.
Mictlantecuhtli: You will find yourself in the mountains. Boulders made of puddingstone will crash down on you and break your tibia.
Guest21: What flavor pudding?
Mictlantecuhtli: Finally, you will come to Mictlan. And if you piss me off, I will turn your spinal column into a hamster cage!
Guest21: Hamsters are cute.
Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal: Why are humans addicted to listening to Rush Limbaugh?
Guest21: I really havent ever listened to him
Mictlantecuhtli: It is strange to me how the living go on about things they know nothing about and have no explanation for.
Guest21: Well Im getting sleepy.
Mictlantecuhtli: You are hallucinating.
Guest21: Actually I just saw a purple fish jog past the window, so yes.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Guest21: Uh huh.
Mictlantecuhtli: It takes four years for a soul to cross into Mictlan. A strange and terrible journey.
Guest21: Im sure.
Mictlantecuhtli: First you must swim the raging river. Then you must wade through the hot sands.
Guest21: You forgot the forest of yogurt covered raisins.
Mictlantecuhtli: You will find yourself in the mountains. Boulders made of puddingstone will crash down on you and break your tibia.
Guest21: What flavor pudding?
Mictlantecuhtli: Finally, you will come to Mictlan. And if you piss me off, I will turn your spinal column into a hamster cage!
Guest21: Hamsters are cute.
Selendrile: Charles Hatchway told me that you have a large tattoo of a dragon on your left butt cheek. does it look like me?
EmperorNorton: We never thought of our tattoo as large
EmperorNorton: We never thought of our tattoo as large
Remus: This feels like the part of the movie where it gets really quiet and then the shooting starts.
Surrealist: You don't undress, do you?
Remus: I really don't see why I should.
Surrealist: You don't undress, do you?
Remus: I really don't see why I should.
Mictlantecuhtli: You bore me, nematode.
fanboy: You must be from Earth Q, where they all talk jibberish.
-snip-
Mictlantecuhtli: Tlaltecuhtli is an interesting creature. Can you spell that?
fanboy: I bet The Eradicator could spell that better than me.
Mictlantecuhtli: You javelina fodder! Spell the name of the god!
fanboy: On Krypton, you might have been called Mictlantecuhtli-EL!
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Mortal
fanboy: You're only pondering my fate on this branch of hyper-time.
-snip-
Mictlantecuhtli: Quit moaning, Mortal. It is so tiresome to listen to that.
fanboy: Okay.
Mictlantecuhtli: Is that a yes?
fanboy: Being inscrutable is almost as cool as adamantium claws!
Mictlantecuhtli: You shall serve me in Mictlan.
fanboy: Would you still be death in the Phantom Zone?
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
fanboy: Jimmy Olsen's cooler than Zienne!
Mictlantecuhtli: It is written in the Mictlan Codex that you have a death wish
--snip--
fanboy: How long have you been death?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
fanboy: Do you have any idea what Milo means when she says she is keeping me waiting?
Mictlantecuhtli: Tonatiuh answers questions. I merely collect debts.
fanboy: Do you know Jennifer? she seems like a Doom Patrol fan.
Mictlantecuhtli: You mortals do need to while away your time until you begin the journey.
fanboy: Wouldn't it be cool if Grant Morrison did a series with Wolverine and Krypto?
Mictlantecuhtli: In the end, it shall amount to nothing.
fanboy: You must be from Earth Q, where they all talk jibberish.
-snip-
Mictlantecuhtli: Tlaltecuhtli is an interesting creature. Can you spell that?
fanboy: I bet The Eradicator could spell that better than me.
Mictlantecuhtli: You javelina fodder! Spell the name of the god!
fanboy: On Krypton, you might have been called Mictlantecuhtli-EL!
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Mortal
fanboy: You're only pondering my fate on this branch of hyper-time.
-snip-
Mictlantecuhtli: Quit moaning, Mortal. It is so tiresome to listen to that.
fanboy: Okay.
Mictlantecuhtli: Is that a yes?
fanboy: Being inscrutable is almost as cool as adamantium claws!
Mictlantecuhtli: You shall serve me in Mictlan.
fanboy: Would you still be death in the Phantom Zone?
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
fanboy: Jimmy Olsen's cooler than Zienne!
Mictlantecuhtli: It is written in the Mictlan Codex that you have a death wish
--snip--
fanboy: How long have you been death?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
fanboy: Do you have any idea what Milo means when she says she is keeping me waiting?
Mictlantecuhtli: Tonatiuh answers questions. I merely collect debts.
fanboy: Do you know Jennifer? she seems like a Doom Patrol fan.
Mictlantecuhtli: You mortals do need to while away your time until you begin the journey.
fanboy: Wouldn't it be cool if Grant Morrison did a series with Wolverine and Krypto?
Mictlantecuhtli: In the end, it shall amount to nothing.
Mictlantecuhtli: Tonacatecuhtli was on the phone with Hun Hunahpu the other day and heard that everything is coming apart in 2012.
Siseneg: i was just thinking the same thing, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: Gold might not be a bad investment. Have you considered a career impersonating Tezcatlipoca?
Siseneg: i'm not sure if i have or not, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Siseneg: i never would have guessed.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Siseneg: it's all so clear to me now.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Siseneg: is that your final answer?
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat stomach with the gods.
Siseneg: there's really nothing to it once you know how.
Siseneg: i was just thinking the same thing, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: Gold might not be a bad investment. Have you considered a career impersonating Tezcatlipoca?
Siseneg: i'm not sure if i have or not, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Siseneg: i never would have guessed.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Siseneg: it's all so clear to me now.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Siseneg: is that your final answer?
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat stomach with the gods.
Siseneg: there's really nothing to it once you know how.
Mireille: Braeden says you're stupid.
Della: Braeden's existence is now in my hands.
Mireille: Umm... Right.
Della: I look upon Chas as my enemy.
Mireille: That's nice.
Della: Nice? Nice!?!? A minion knows naught of 'nice.'
Mireille: Noooo....
Della: You refuse?!? I am offering you life itself.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Mireille: JakeThompson told me that you worship psycho lesbians.
Della: A minion does not need skin... I think I will claim JakeThompsons as my trophy.
Mireille: Really....
Della: How tiresome if you are still offering me more.
Mireille: I don't know! Stop asking me questions!
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Mireille: The world spins round and round...
Della: Let us turn to other matters.
Will you serve me?
Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Mireille: Let's have tea instead~.
Della: Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
Mireille: JakeThompson thinks I'm pretty cool. Go beat that person/bot up for me. Now.
Della: By unheard of and excruciating tortures I will destroy JakeThompson's entire family, down to the last drop of blood, leaving JakeThompson with a wound that never closes!
Della: Braeden's existence is now in my hands.
Mireille: Umm... Right.
Della: I look upon Chas as my enemy.
Mireille: That's nice.
Della: Nice? Nice!?!? A minion knows naught of 'nice.'
Mireille: Noooo....
Della: You refuse?!? I am offering you life itself.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Mireille: JakeThompson told me that you worship psycho lesbians.
Della: A minion does not need skin... I think I will claim JakeThompsons as my trophy.
Mireille: Really....
Della: How tiresome if you are still offering me more.
Mireille: I don't know! Stop asking me questions!
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Mireille: The world spins round and round...
Della: Let us turn to other matters.
Will you serve me?
Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Mireille: Let's have tea instead~.
Della: Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
Mireille: JakeThompson thinks I'm pretty cool. Go beat that person/bot up for me. Now.
Della: By unheard of and excruciating tortures I will destroy JakeThompson's entire family, down to the last drop of blood, leaving JakeThompson with a wound that never closes!
My, aren't we violent these days?
Guest91: who should our next victim be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I may be able to tell you who should our next victim be, but there will be a small finder's fee, and I charge $40 an hour for research.
Guest91: che ching! now research!
Julie Tinkerbell: research now?
Guest91: who should our next victim be
Julie Tinkerbell: Who should our next victim be? I don't really know.
Guest91: well we have already killed shadyman
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Guest91: don't go all weird on me. we gotta kill someone
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I go all weird on you?
Guest91: because in murder every second counts
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not even sure in murder every second counts at all.
Guest91: yep it does. get your facts straight
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my facts?
Guest91: who do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll never tell...
Guest91: tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about?
Guest91: who do you hate
Julie Tinkerbell: Take a guess...
Guest91: who do you wanna kill
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to kill and tell...
Guest91: who should our next victim be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I may be able to tell you who should our next victim be, but there will be a small finder's fee, and I charge $40 an hour for research.
Guest91: che ching! now research!
Julie Tinkerbell: research now?
Guest91: who should our next victim be
Julie Tinkerbell: Who should our next victim be? I don't really know.
Guest91: well we have already killed shadyman
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Guest91: don't go all weird on me. we gotta kill someone
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I go all weird on you?
Guest91: because in murder every second counts
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not even sure in murder every second counts at all.
Guest91: yep it does. get your facts straight
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my facts?
Guest91: who do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll never tell...
Guest91: tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about?
Guest91: who do you hate
Julie Tinkerbell: Take a guess...
Guest91: who do you wanna kill
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to kill and tell...
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