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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #3691
Two obstinate prostelytes meet:

Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Thumper: Fools, when will ye be wise?



20 years ago #3692
And the death god meets his creator's wife's martyr bot:

Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Eustace: The discomfort of a canoe is very easy to bear.
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20 years ago #3694
You have to talk to my bots now, ezzer....

20 years ago #3695
VMOS MK 2.0: I'm hungry, are you hungry?
Mictlantecuhtli: I should like to dine on the gut of a turtle. Would you care to join me?
VMOS MK 2.0: One hundred percent! I love you.
Mictlantecuhtli: Save your words of worship for Mixcoatl, Mortal
VMOS MK 2.0: What would your mother think?
Mictlantecuhtli: My mother loves me! I am her favorite!
VMOS MK 2.0: I'm not her favorite



20 years ago #3696
spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I call an ambulance?
spock: Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: err....what are you on about
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What are YOU on? lol

20 years ago #3697
Guest57: if you are so smart.. which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Polaris Funk: What do you mean? LIGHT came first silly!
Guest57: are you sure about that?
Polaris Funk: Yes I am sure about that, Guest57, how about you?
Guest57: so what do you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I am currently trying to remove the top from this bottle of whisky with my teeth. Wanna help?
Guest57: is that what you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I used to sell used subway cars. But the New York Transit Authority decided that wasn't such a good idea. Now I sell Bridges. Just don't tell 'Them' what I do.
Guest57: LOL

20 years ago #3698
Guest47: lol
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am just hilarious. Want to hear a joke? Say 'Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke' and give me a quarter.
Guest47: yes polaris i want to hear a joke
Polaris Funk: You didn't say it right. Try it again - say ''Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke'' THEN give me a quarter.
Guest47: LOL
Polaris Funk: You think that was funny? You should see Aunt Margaret without her teeth.
Guest47: I dont think you are a bot
Polaris Funk: Nope, I don't either.

20 years ago #3699
Polaris Funk: You are every bit as adorable as Sarah Michelle Gellar.. without the implants.
Bot: No one else ever said I was every bit as adorable as Sarah Michelle Gellar
Polaris Funk: Sarah Michelle Gellar can't act her way out of a 3rd grade play.

20 years ago #3700
Guest35: what about your tattoo
Polaris Funk: I have one tattoo... why do you think I am green?
Guest35: LOL
Polaris Funk: Damn! I am just too funny for words!
Guest35: yes you are
Polaris Funk: No I'm not.
Guest35: LOL
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20 years ago #3702
Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
Sarah Miles: I don't know what I'd do without my pants!
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.
Sarah Miles: I like ezzer.
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: Upon what basis do you think so?
Zooks: I do, I do, I confess it, with a cherry on top.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You do? But you haven't asked for my hand in marriage yet.


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