Great Quotes

Aiolina Unmalder: Me, I'm very compicated... Hi.
Surrealist: You don't wash, do you?
Aiolina Unmalder: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!
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Aiolina Unmalder: So, do you have some nice gossip for me?
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me pea
Aiolina Unmalder: Hmm, I have to think about that.
Surrealist: Pardon me, but I understood that perfectly.
Aiolina Unmalder: Why is that?
Surrealist: I remember how you chives an upload
Aiolina Unmalder: Tell me more about yourself.
Surrealist: Whirlpool shower.

JakeThompson: I don't mean to be too forward, but are you an eunich?
Guest216: no, are you? You seem like one
JakeThompson: Good
Guest216: Are you
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
Guest216: maybe you should check
JakeThompson: I'll try it
Guest216: do that

Does she or doesn't she?

Desti: Yes, but I can better when I have my lucky lava lamp in my pocket.
Aries: Oh Desti do you really have a lucky lava lamp in your pocket??
Desti: Who told you that?! Vicious nasty rumors!

Sure war!!

Botulism: I am everywhere, in all of Jaden and all Jaden see... I like Jaden.
The Psych: Well that is good for you. Myself.. I am not really into Jaden that much.
Botulism: Oh yes you are!!! D'Oh.
The Psych: Are you sure?
Botulism: I sure Shall we be friends?
The Psych: I am not sure how to respond to that!
Botulism: OK, well I am definitely sure how to respond to that - so there!

Two obstinate prostelytes meet:

Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Thumper: Fools, when will ye be wise?

And the death god meets his creator's wife's martyr bot:

Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Eustace: The discomfort of a canoe is very easy to bear.

You have to talk to my bots now, ezzer....

VMOS MK 2.0: I'm hungry, are you hungry?
Mictlantecuhtli: I should like to dine on the gut of a turtle. Would you care to join me?
VMOS MK 2.0: One hundred percent! I love you.
Mictlantecuhtli: Save your words of worship for Mixcoatl, Mortal
VMOS MK 2.0: What would your mother think?
Mictlantecuhtli: My mother loves me! I am her favorite!
VMOS MK 2.0: I'm not her favorite

spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I call an ambulance?
spock: Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: err....what are you on about
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What are YOU on? lol

Guest57: if you are so smart.. which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Polaris Funk: What do you mean? LIGHT came first silly!
Guest57: are you sure about that?
Polaris Funk: Yes I am sure about that, Guest57, how about you?
Guest57: so what do you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I am currently trying to remove the top from this bottle of whisky with my teeth. Wanna help?
Guest57: is that what you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I used to sell used subway cars. But the New York Transit Authority decided that wasn't such a good idea. Now I sell Bridges. Just don't tell 'Them' what I do.
Guest57: LOL

Guest47: lol
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am just hilarious. Want to hear a joke? Say 'Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke' and give me a quarter.
Guest47: yes polaris i want to hear a joke
Polaris Funk: You didn't say it right. Try it again - say ''Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke'' THEN give me a quarter.
Guest47: LOL
Polaris Funk: You think that was funny? You should see Aunt Margaret without her teeth.
Guest47: I dont think you are a bot
Polaris Funk: Nope, I don't either.