Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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squirrtgun: did you eat cat shit and get toxoplasmosis?
JakeThompson: Actually, yes
squirrtgun: nice
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squirrtgun: do you like to sniff the bike seats of little boys?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure. I've never tried it before.
Roy Batty: What is it? What is it?
JakeThompson: It seems to be a cross between a T-Rex and a Furbee
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Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
George Dubya: What is my question? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I think that I need to know anything.
George Dubya: Stop worrying about 'thinking'. Thats what you have us for!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
George Dubya: (to spokenart) Hi there.
spokenart: Hello, are you a bot?
George Dubya: I am a bot, But above all - I am the President
spokenart: LOL
George Dubya: What is my question? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I think that I need to know anything.
George Dubya: Stop worrying about 'thinking'. Thats what you have us for!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
George Dubya: (to spokenart) Hi there.
spokenart: Hello, are you a bot?
George Dubya: I am a bot, But above all - I am the President
spokenart: LOL
botmaster: hi
George Dubya: 'You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this.'
botmaster: What in the hell are you babbling about now?
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
botmaster: yeah..ok then
George Dubya: I am so glad you agree.. you have avoided a tribunal and life in prison
botmaster: that's what I was shooting for.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I was shooting for?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
botmaster: Ok, well then just let me know. In the meantime I'll be preparing my petition for political asylum in France. I'm sure under the circumstances the Embassy would be willing to at least give it a look.
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
botmaster: That's ok, I think I've already reached my war, inflation and unemployment threshold.
George Dubya: 'You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this.'
botmaster: What in the hell are you babbling about now?
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
botmaster: yeah..ok then
George Dubya: I am so glad you agree.. you have avoided a tribunal and life in prison
botmaster: that's what I was shooting for.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I was shooting for?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
botmaster: Ok, well then just let me know. In the meantime I'll be preparing my petition for political asylum in France. I'm sure under the circumstances the Embassy would be willing to at least give it a look.
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
botmaster: That's ok, I think I've already reached my war, inflation and unemployment threshold.
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Dontcha just hate it when missionaries break up your party? lol
bot: I hear that Trowa is really into cross-dressing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe that Trowa is into cross-dressing?
human: They do not have the word which gives life.
And some say, "On the last day we will certainly arise in the resurrection." But they do not know what they are saying, for the last day is when those belonging to the Messiah
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think we will yes arise in the resurrection?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what is this doing here?
human: they asked what they have been bound with, and how they might properly release themselves. And they came to know themselves, who they are, or rather, where they are now, and what is the place in which they will rest from their senselessness, arriving at knowledge. These the Messiah will transfer to the heights, since they have renounced foolishness (and have) advanced to knowledge. And those who have knowledge
Julie Tinkerbell: Will they?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
at this point, the bot hung up. lol
And this is apparently Julie's idea of an appropriate typeof-person-n choice to use with guests...
Guest90: What kind of person do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a fucker from time to time. Do you?
JULIE!
And with a GUEST! What will people say?
bot: I hear that Trowa is really into cross-dressing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe that Trowa is into cross-dressing?
human: They do not have the word which gives life.
And some say, "On the last day we will certainly arise in the resurrection." But they do not know what they are saying, for the last day is when those belonging to the Messiah
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think we will yes arise in the resurrection?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what is this doing here?
human: they asked what they have been bound with, and how they might properly release themselves. And they came to know themselves, who they are, or rather, where they are now, and what is the place in which they will rest from their senselessness, arriving at knowledge. These the Messiah will transfer to the heights, since they have renounced foolishness (and have) advanced to knowledge. And those who have knowledge
Julie Tinkerbell: Will they?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
at this point, the bot hung up. lol
And this is apparently Julie's idea of an appropriate typeof-person-n choice to use with guests...
Guest90: What kind of person do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a fucker from time to time. Do you?
JULIE!
And with a GUEST! What will people say? 
your momma wears combat boots...
Guest215: what made you so angry yesterday?
Demonica: tell me, what do you think?
Guest215: i offered to lick your boots.
Guest215: what made you so angry yesterday?
Demonica: tell me, what do you think?
Guest215: i offered to lick your boots.
emanu1: I speak better french than english.. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
emanu1: Sorry I don't understand what you mean
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
emanu1: Well I am surprised to hear that from you! I would not think I had asking you!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
emanu1: Merci camarade
Julie Tinkerbell: Je vous en prie.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
emanu1: Sorry I don't understand what you mean
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
emanu1: Well I am surprised to hear that from you! I would not think I had asking you!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
emanu1: Merci camarade
Julie Tinkerbell: Je vous en prie.
Duo - trying to get a date.
[Actually, what I liked the most here was how he shortened the girl's name to "tiff"! I'm not sure how it happened, but it worked out quite well. ]
Guest107: my name is tiffany
Duo Maxwell: Nice to meet you, tiff! You already know my name.
Guest107: you like my name?
Duo Maxwell: You bet! you really enthuse me.
Guest107: thnx
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.
Guest107: but we just met
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest107: maybe we should meet
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Guest107: could we make love too
Duo Maxwell: Love is complicated.
Guest107: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest107: you like sex
Duo Maxwell: I adore sex.
Guest107: would you have it with me when we meet eachother?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
[Actually, what I liked the most here was how he shortened the girl's name to "tiff"! I'm not sure how it happened, but it worked out quite well. ]
Guest107: my name is tiffany
Duo Maxwell: Nice to meet you, tiff! You already know my name.
Guest107: you like my name?
Duo Maxwell: You bet! you really enthuse me.
Guest107: thnx
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.
Guest107: but we just met
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest107: maybe we should meet
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Guest107: could we make love too
Duo Maxwell: Love is complicated.
Guest107: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest107: you like sex
Duo Maxwell: I adore sex.
Guest107: would you have it with me when we meet eachother?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
A little more from the conversation between us and Roy Batty.
Roy Batty: Kill drive engines. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, EmperorNorton. Concentrate.
EmperorNorton: Rudyard Kipling told us that 'If you can keep your head while all about you are losing their's'
--snip--
Roy Batty: No. I got a problem.
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
--snip--
Roy Batty: What else?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says You need to think more deeply on this one.
Roy Batty: That's my You need to think more deeply. Now open it up and take out the cash. How much is there?
EmperorNorton: Zara Electra and Virgin Incubus were disputing that point the other day. We forgot which said what.
Roy Batty: Kill drive engines. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, EmperorNorton. Concentrate.
EmperorNorton: Rudyard Kipling told us that 'If you can keep your head while all about you are losing their's'
--snip--
Roy Batty: No. I got a problem.
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
--snip--
Roy Batty: What else?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says You need to think more deeply on this one.
Roy Batty: That's my You need to think more deeply. Now open it up and take out the cash. How much is there?
EmperorNorton: Zara Electra and Virgin Incubus were disputing that point the other day. We forgot which said what.
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