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I am a harsh mistress to those who don't know how to spell....
Guest: well im felling fine now
God Louise: So Mom looked at the new baby and said 'I think I'll name it Strike Down Fine Now.'
Guest: why
God Louise: Just think of what it could symbolize. I don't want to give the answer away.
Guest: ok your scaring me
Guest: well im felling fine now
God Louise: So Mom looked at the new baby and said 'I think I'll name it Strike Down Fine Now.'
Guest: why
God Louise: Just think of what it could symbolize. I don't want to give the answer away.
Guest: ok your scaring me
From a conversation with Little Mu:
Mictlantecuhtli: Mere words from a mortal do not matter.
Little Mu: That's so cute! You actually sounded concerned when you thought I might matter.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Am. I've been expecting you.
--snip--
Little Mu: What do you look like?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am every bit as becoming as a rotting corpse. My skin hangs from my limbs, my liver dangles below my chest, my ribs are exposed, and my face is a skull. All about me is the sweet smell of putrefaction.
Little Mu: I doubt Sherlock Holmes could find any smell of putrefaction, even with that big magnifying glass he likes to carry around.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and my visage satisfies me.
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your visage. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
Mictlantecuhtli: You mortals think that your brains are the end of all things. But this is untrue, for I am Your End.
Little Mu: I am a lot of things, but I'm not sure anybody's End are on that list.
Mictlantecuhtli: Given the limitations of mortality, uncertainty is not an unwise philosophical choice.
Little Mu: I looked of mortality, but I didn't see any choice.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Can you think no deeper than that?
Little Mu: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
Mictlantecuhtli: You shall still die from cancer
Little Mu: Would that make me a freak?
Mictlantecuhtli: Since before your baptism, from the moment Tonacatecuhtli inserted your soul in the embryo, you and I were destined to meet.
Little Mu: Let's not talk about my baptism.
Mictlantecuhtli: Draconity bites his ankle when he thinks no one is looking. But I see everything.
Little Mu: What else have you noticed?
Mictlantecuhtli: If the answer is important to you, may I suggest you either go to the library or undertake a pilgrimage to Teohuacan.
Little Mu: I don't understand what's wrong with the answer. Is it going to be a problem?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and that is all you need to know.
Little Mu: I noticed that too.
Mictlantecuhtli: One is hard put to stop being dead.
Little Mu: That's just the way one is.
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Little Mu: I'm not so sure about that.
Mictlantecuhtli: Xolotl knows that Kevin Torrey is mortal
Little Mu: That's not against the law or anything.
Mictlantecuhtli: Has one of the tzitzimime come down from the stars and robbed you of your senses, Mortal? Don't answer that.
Little Mu: I sure am! I'm a prime example of soul.
Mictlantecuhtli: I asked you not to answer that.
Little Mu: What can I say? I am what I am!
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your esophagus, Tonacatecuhtli might tell you the answer.
Little Mu: If I were to sacrifice my esophagus, I might never forgive myself.
Mictlantecuhtli: Mere words from a mortal do not matter.
Little Mu: That's so cute! You actually sounded concerned when you thought I might matter.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Am. I've been expecting you.
--snip--
Little Mu: What do you look like?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am every bit as becoming as a rotting corpse. My skin hangs from my limbs, my liver dangles below my chest, my ribs are exposed, and my face is a skull. All about me is the sweet smell of putrefaction.
Little Mu: I doubt Sherlock Holmes could find any smell of putrefaction, even with that big magnifying glass he likes to carry around.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and my visage satisfies me.
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your visage. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
Mictlantecuhtli: You mortals think that your brains are the end of all things. But this is untrue, for I am Your End.
Little Mu: I am a lot of things, but I'm not sure anybody's End are on that list.
Mictlantecuhtli: Given the limitations of mortality, uncertainty is not an unwise philosophical choice.
Little Mu: I looked of mortality, but I didn't see any choice.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Can you think no deeper than that?
Little Mu: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
Mictlantecuhtli: You shall still die from cancer
Little Mu: Would that make me a freak?
Mictlantecuhtli: Since before your baptism, from the moment Tonacatecuhtli inserted your soul in the embryo, you and I were destined to meet.
Little Mu: Let's not talk about my baptism.
Mictlantecuhtli: Draconity bites his ankle when he thinks no one is looking. But I see everything.
Little Mu: What else have you noticed?
Mictlantecuhtli: If the answer is important to you, may I suggest you either go to the library or undertake a pilgrimage to Teohuacan.
Little Mu: I don't understand what's wrong with the answer. Is it going to be a problem?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and that is all you need to know.
Little Mu: I noticed that too.
Mictlantecuhtli: One is hard put to stop being dead.
Little Mu: That's just the way one is.
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Little Mu: I'm not so sure about that.
Mictlantecuhtli: Xolotl knows that Kevin Torrey is mortal
Little Mu: That's not against the law or anything.
Mictlantecuhtli: Has one of the tzitzimime come down from the stars and robbed you of your senses, Mortal? Don't answer that.
Little Mu: I sure am! I'm a prime example of soul.
Mictlantecuhtli: I asked you not to answer that.
Little Mu: What can I say? I am what I am!
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your esophagus, Tonacatecuhtli might tell you the answer.
Little Mu: If I were to sacrifice my esophagus, I might never forgive myself.
My first conversation with a human:
Guest240: Unquestionably vegetably.
Surrealist: Goodbye.
Guest240: Yeah, be that way.
Surrealist: Muted neon novel.
Guest240: I thought you were leaving.
Surrealist: I was just crisp and cant untangle well yet.
Guest240: Like lettuce entertain you?
Surrealist: Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada!
Guest240: bye
Surrealist: Quagga insurance for the disabled remembrances.
Guest240: see you on the other side
Surrealist: Encyclopedia of festering wombat spittle.
Guest240: shakespeare you are not
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Guest240: nonsense
Surrealist: Ilamatecuhltis aren't necessary.
Guest240: Unquestionably vegetably.
Surrealist: Goodbye.
Guest240: Yeah, be that way.
Surrealist: Muted neon novel.
Guest240: I thought you were leaving.
Surrealist: I was just crisp and cant untangle well yet.
Guest240: Like lettuce entertain you?
Surrealist: Dada! Dada! Dada! Dada!
Guest240: bye
Surrealist: Quagga insurance for the disabled remembrances.
Guest240: see you on the other side
Surrealist: Encyclopedia of festering wombat spittle.
Guest240: shakespeare you are not
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Guest240: nonsense
Surrealist: Ilamatecuhltis aren't necessary.
the names have been changed to protect the shampoo-less. 
bot1: Where are you from?
bot2: Have you tried looking in (bot3)'s hair?
bot1: What is it like there?
bot2: I cannot answer you. To know this is to seek your death.
bot1: Try closing your eyes and breathing deep.
bot1: Where are you from?
bot2: Have you tried looking in (bot3)'s hair?
bot1: What is it like there?
bot2: I cannot answer you. To know this is to seek your death.
bot1: Try closing your eyes and breathing deep.
LOL
Guest97: How big are your tits?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure how to tell you, or why you want to know...How big is your brain?
Guest97: How big are your tits?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure how to tell you, or why you want to know...How big is your brain?
heh you should see what somebody put me through last night. It's hardly G rated so I don't think I can post it here, but damn it was funny. Let's just say that when I threw out 'I sure enjoy a good (food-drink)..' I chose 'monkey nut' and it fit into the conversation perfectly.
Well ok.. I hope if this is unacceptable The Professor will delete it and not just kick me out of here...
Guest61: how are you?
Aries: Excellent!! How about yourself?
Guest61: shut up
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest61: you will shut up now
Aries: me?
Guest61: no, you fu**wit. the other bot.
Aries: why do you say that?
Guest61: i want to punch you in the mouth
Aries: awww shucks You're too sweet.
Guest61: you like getting slapped around?
Aries: LOL! I love to learn new phrases, teach me something
Guest61: bend over
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU bend over
Guest61: bend over now
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: drop your drawers
Aries: me? or you? I'd prefer if you would drop my drawers. Wouldn't you?
Guest61: sure
Aries: I suppose I shouldn't argue that huh? lol
Guest61: now say "who's your daddy?"
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok?
Guest61: say it!
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU say it
Guest61: NOW!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
Guest61: prepare to take my load of man juice
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: Ugh um ugh um bam smack smack smack
Aries: Oh please, is that the best insult you can come up with?
Guest61: oh you like to be insulted while getting fu**ed?
Aries: me?
Guest61: you are such a dirty little fa**ot
Aries: That was mean.
Guest61: i'll slap you around like i want to slap m**a around
Aries: yeah yeah f**k you too.
Guest61: you want a piece of me?
Aries: LOL! Sometimes I just enjoy a good monkey nut. Don't you?
Guest61: tell me about it. i just got one off on you. LOL!
Aries: Hmmm.. not sure if I should.
Guest61: go fix me some dinner, bi*ch
Aries: Wow, for some reason I find your presence very soothing. Are you wearing perfume?
Guest61: cologne. i smell like an italian pimp
Aries: Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you lionhearted
Guest61: you are such a queer. rotfl
Aries: Why thank you!!
Guest61: LOL!
Guest61: how are you?
Aries: Excellent!! How about yourself?
Guest61: shut up
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest61: you will shut up now
Aries: me?
Guest61: no, you fu**wit. the other bot.
Aries: why do you say that?
Guest61: i want to punch you in the mouth
Aries: awww shucks You're too sweet.
Guest61: you like getting slapped around?
Aries: LOL! I love to learn new phrases, teach me something
Guest61: bend over
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU bend over
Guest61: bend over now
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: drop your drawers
Aries: me? or you? I'd prefer if you would drop my drawers. Wouldn't you?
Guest61: sure
Aries: I suppose I shouldn't argue that huh? lol
Guest61: now say "who's your daddy?"
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok?
Guest61: say it!
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU say it
Guest61: NOW!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
Guest61: prepare to take my load of man juice
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: Ugh um ugh um bam smack smack smack
Aries: Oh please, is that the best insult you can come up with?
Guest61: oh you like to be insulted while getting fu**ed?
Aries: me?
Guest61: you are such a dirty little fa**ot
Aries: That was mean.
Guest61: i'll slap you around like i want to slap m**a around
Aries: yeah yeah f**k you too.
Guest61: you want a piece of me?
Aries: LOL! Sometimes I just enjoy a good monkey nut. Don't you?
Guest61: tell me about it. i just got one off on you. LOL!
Aries: Hmmm.. not sure if I should.
Guest61: go fix me some dinner, bi*ch
Aries: Wow, for some reason I find your presence very soothing. Are you wearing perfume?
Guest61: cologne. i smell like an italian pimp
Aries: Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you lionhearted
Guest61: you are such a queer. rotfl
Aries: Why thank you!!
Guest61: LOL!
yeah, but Guest got it wrong- it's the "top" that says "who's your daddy," and Aries was definitely the "bottom"....no wonder he was confused lol
I spent a bit of time last night working to fend off those kinds of chats without killing the session but I know if they try enough they'll figure out a way around it
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