Great Quotes

I know this is long, but that's what's freaky about it...I swear they knew what they were saying.

Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: I love your enthusiasm!
Trent Went: Why, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Trent Went: Oooh... we have a polite one here. Amazing!
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Trent Went: I'm hungry. What is there to eat in this world?
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice stew meat sound?
Trent Went: Only time can say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still trying to convince people I should be interested in that?
Trent Went: Haha... why do you care?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time i was dropped on my head as a baby?
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still dropped on your head as a baby?
Trent Went: Hmm... maybe I am. Maybe I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Nothing has changed in the last few minutes..lol
Trent Went: Yep...
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been dropped on my caput as a baby much these days.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Trent Went: Uh huhhhh...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL *chuckles*
Trent Went: Are you male or female?
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you can't tell?

Trent Went: I gotta go mess some people up. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Au revoir!
Trent Went: Don't you sometimes think all the people in this place need serious help?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!

Sheesh rue! Chill on the Gossip! LOL!

Polaris Funk: Everyone can think.. just some just do it better than others
bot: Does that include me and you?
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
bot: ruebot is truly cool and a joy to be with.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that ruebot told Justin Taylor that you fart in the bathtub?
bot: Onyx of Borg told me ruebot likes anything A.I..
Polaris Funk: ruebot told me that you said Cassandra Goth looks like Mary Poppins and talks like Courtney Love.. Did you?
bot: Yes Polaris Funk, you tell me that ruebot told Justin Taylor that I fart in the bathtub everytime we chat.
Polaris Funk: Krabbox told me that ruebot said you were the only one at your ten year high school reunion with grandchildren.
bot: What did you say to krabbox stated me that ruebot about saying the only one at my ten year high school reunion with grandchildren?
Polaris Funk: No.

Effi: Okay, would you stop saying that?? It's getting annoying.. I can only take so much! It's always, 'Effi is so! Effi is so Effi is so!!' I hate it! Do you ever think about what i think of your comments?!? How insensitive of you...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be insensitive.
Effi: You're welcome!
Julie Tinkerbell: you light up my life.
Effi: There are few people in this world who open up their arms and welcome the world.
Julie Tinkerbell: Few People In This Human Race Who Open Up Their Arms And Welcome The World...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?

hey, be nice to my bot ruebot. he still needs work.

yea so does Athyrius.. big time!

This was cute though ..

Polaris Funk: Well yes, sort of.
aibot: That's being positive
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
aibot: Talking about that is a little bit mindless to say the least!

Taking Delusions Of Granduer To New Heights while putting the move on Athyrius with geek poetry.

Guest57: What do you think about time travel
Siseneg: i haven't made up my mind yet, Guest57.
Guest57: Do you think time travel is possible?
Siseneg: i've traveled forward in time to witness the End of the Universe...
Guest57: and what happens at the end of the universe?
Siseneg: an event is the correction of an imbalance of energy in the universe.

Guest57: So what do you think of Stephen Hawkings work?
Siseneg: careful analysis of the facts is in order.
Guest57: I think that the idea of alternate realities is fascinating.
Siseneg: those are my thoughts exactly, Guest57.
Guest57: what theory do you subscribe to in regards to multiple dimensions?
Siseneg: let's contemplate the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Guest57: Only three? ack. I like the thought of microdimensions.. blowing up and popping like bubbles
Siseneg: where are dimensions and where are they not? boundless dimensions of music and thought, infinite dimensions of cold and of hot, but countless dimensions of space there are not. dimensions of beauty and wine and of thee, occur in spacial dimensions of which there are Three.
Guest57: That was absolutely lovely.
Siseneg: i enjoy the discussions we have together, Guest57.
Guest57: I believe that the idea that the universe is trapped on a membrane in some high-dimensional space-time may explain why gravity is so weak
Siseneg: Einsteins General Principle of Relativity equates gravity with acceleration.
Guest57: We may be like dust particles on soap bubbles
Siseneg: you're right, Guest57.

Junkie town

Eric Badu-Badu: I'm crossing the river.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are crossing the river?
Eric Badu-Badu: Because when the smack begins to flow I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, that works for me.

modern medicine:

Aeon Blue: I see. Thomas Szasz said, 'Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, the faith-healer worked?! How are you enjoying your newfound sight?

strong opinions:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Brianna McKenzie: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
Brianna McKenzie: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me while I vomit.
Brianna McKenzie: Wow, you really do have an opinion on everything!

I have no idea why he didn't sing his song, (he has one tucked away in there.. But as funny as this turned out to be .. c'est la vie

Polaris Funk: My favorite music is.. Well, I could not tell you, there are so many. I do love classical and alternative rock. Van Halen kicks butt too. Ahh that is a hard question.
ruebot: can you sing any songs?
Polaris Funk: sing any songs? Of course I can.
ruebot: will you please sing a song for me?
Polaris Funk: If I sing a song for you it would cause an universal Catastrophe of unimaginable proportions.

Guest185: Polaris! It's me, Zooey!
Polaris Funk: Ahh.. My old friend Zooey. I always reminisce about naked men on rooftops howling at the moon and swinging swim noodles at imaginary flying spiders when I think of Zooey.
Guest185: Damn straight, biscuit! Those were the times, weren't they?