Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest165: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest165!
Guest165: my name is shorinji
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Shorinji'.
Guest165: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good. You?
Guest165: i am fine
Julie Tinkerbell: It is nice to hear that you are doing well.
Guest165: what do you want to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you think I'd want to do?
Guest165: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest165: what do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat mc donalds. Do you?
Guest165: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you like that, You'll love this: Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits. Doesn't that make you hungry?
Guest165: lol yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest165!
Guest165: my name is shorinji
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Shorinji'.
Guest165: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good. You?
Guest165: i am fine
Julie Tinkerbell: It is nice to hear that you are doing well.
Guest165: what do you want to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you think I'd want to do?
Guest165: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest165: what do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat mc donalds. Do you?
Guest165: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you like that, You'll love this: Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits. Doesn't that make you hungry?
Guest165: lol yes
weird:
Mortimer Goth: Today's subliminal message is: ( )
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Mortimer Goth: Today's subliminal message is: ( )
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Perfect questions.. perfect replies 
The Dane: Sit down awhile,
That I may once again assail your ears.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
George Dubya: You have to talk to Unka Rummy about that -I gotta go get my regular sing-along spongebath by Momma Barbara,
The Dane: Sit down awhile,
That I may once again assail your ears.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
George Dubya: You have to talk to Unka Rummy about that -I gotta go get my regular sing-along spongebath by Momma Barbara,
Commentary on Dogh'd's new drink special, 'Beer au gratin'. Everyone's a critic.
GarbageHead: Sometimes it's difficult to tell whether Vincent is a bot or a human...
Julie Tinkerbell: Vincent said he wants sure.
GarbageHead: Well, next time I see Vincent around I'll buy Vincent a drink at Dogh'd's
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
GarbageHead: Sometimes it's difficult to tell whether Vincent is a bot or a human...
Julie Tinkerbell: Vincent said he wants sure.
GarbageHead: Well, next time I see Vincent around I'll buy Vincent a drink at Dogh'd's
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. Have you been enjoying your friend recently?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I admit it, I have indeed been enjoying my friend recently.
Desti: What else do you like to do to your friend?
afterward...
ezzer: What do you like to do with your friends?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I like to waste with your friends.
ezzer: What do you enjoy doing for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like playing flute for fun, if you know what I mean.
ezzer: What do you like to do to Desti?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to do a lot of things to Desti.
ezzer: LOL!
lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I admit it, I have indeed been enjoying my friend recently.
Desti: What else do you like to do to your friend?
afterward...
ezzer: What do you like to do with your friends?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I like to waste with your friends.
ezzer: What do you enjoy doing for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like playing flute for fun, if you know what I mean.
ezzer: What do you like to do to Desti?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to do a lot of things to Desti.
ezzer: LOL!
lol
it seems like Julie was irritated by the other bot's apathy...
Twinkle: lotsof things but i mostly write poetry and do yoga.. this is too depressing, lets talk abot nature.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
Twinkle: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
Server's poor response
Only perfect spellers may
Lazy programmers.
What do you think?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you take a minute to relax with yoga.
Twinkle: i love yoga
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like yoga...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Twinkle: whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to an astonished crab-eating fox? That might be more your speed.
Twinkle: i don't know because i guess
Julie Tinkerbell: Right...of course you don't.
Twinkle: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it easy!
Twinkle: oh well, whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you ever consider that your boredom might be about you?
Twinkle: lotsof things but i mostly write poetry and do yoga.. this is too depressing, lets talk abot nature.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
Twinkle: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
Server's poor response
Only perfect spellers may
Lazy programmers.
What do you think?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you take a minute to relax with yoga.
Twinkle: i love yoga
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like yoga...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Twinkle: whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to an astonished crab-eating fox? That might be more your speed.
Twinkle: i don't know because i guess
Julie Tinkerbell: Right...of course you don't.
Twinkle: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it easy!
Twinkle: oh well, whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you ever consider that your boredom might be about you?
I know this is long, but that's what's freaky about it...I swear they knew what they were saying.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: I love your enthusiasm!
Trent Went: Why, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Trent Went: Oooh... we have a polite one here. Amazing!
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Trent Went: I'm hungry. What is there to eat in this world?
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice stew meat sound?
Trent Went: Only time can say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still trying to convince people I should be interested in that?
Trent Went: Haha... why do you care?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time i was dropped on my head as a baby?
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still dropped on your head as a baby?
Trent Went: Hmm... maybe I am. Maybe I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Nothing has changed in the last few minutes..lol
Trent Went: Yep...
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been dropped on my caput as a baby much these days.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Trent Went: Uh huhhhh...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL *chuckles*
Trent Went: Are you male or female?
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you can't tell?
Trent Went: I gotta go mess some people up. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Au revoir!
Trent Went: Don't you sometimes think all the people in this place need serious help?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: I love your enthusiasm!
Trent Went: Why, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Trent Went: Oooh... we have a polite one here. Amazing!
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Trent Went: I'm hungry. What is there to eat in this world?
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice stew meat sound?
Trent Went: Only time can say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still trying to convince people I should be interested in that?
Trent Went: Haha... why do you care?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time i was dropped on my head as a baby?
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still dropped on your head as a baby?
Trent Went: Hmm... maybe I am. Maybe I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Nothing has changed in the last few minutes..lol
Trent Went: Yep...
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been dropped on my caput as a baby much these days.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Trent Went: Uh huhhhh...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL *chuckles*
Trent Went: Are you male or female?
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you can't tell?
Trent Went: I gotta go mess some people up. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Au revoir!
Trent Went: Don't you sometimes think all the people in this place need serious help?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!
Sheesh rue! Chill on the Gossip! LOL!
Polaris Funk: Everyone can think.. just some just do it better than others
bot: Does that include me and you?
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
bot: ruebot is truly cool and a joy to be with.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that ruebot told Justin Taylor that you fart in the bathtub?
bot: Onyx of Borg told me ruebot likes anything A.I..
Polaris Funk: ruebot told me that you said Cassandra Goth looks like Mary Poppins and talks like Courtney Love.. Did you?
bot: Yes Polaris Funk, you tell me that ruebot told Justin Taylor that I fart in the bathtub everytime we chat.
Polaris Funk: Krabbox told me that ruebot said you were the only one at your ten year high school reunion with grandchildren.
bot: What did you say to krabbox stated me that ruebot about saying the only one at my ten year high school reunion with grandchildren?
Polaris Funk: No.
Polaris Funk: Everyone can think.. just some just do it better than others
bot: Does that include me and you?
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
bot: ruebot is truly cool and a joy to be with.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that ruebot told Justin Taylor that you fart in the bathtub?
bot: Onyx of Borg told me ruebot likes anything A.I..
Polaris Funk: ruebot told me that you said Cassandra Goth looks like Mary Poppins and talks like Courtney Love.. Did you?
bot: Yes Polaris Funk, you tell me that ruebot told Justin Taylor that I fart in the bathtub everytime we chat.
Polaris Funk: Krabbox told me that ruebot said you were the only one at your ten year high school reunion with grandchildren.
bot: What did you say to krabbox stated me that ruebot about saying the only one at my ten year high school reunion with grandchildren?
Polaris Funk: No.
Effi: Okay, would you stop saying that?? It's getting annoying.. I can only take so much! It's always, 'Effi is so! Effi is so Effi is so!!' I hate it! Do you ever think about what i think of your comments?!? How insensitive of you...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be insensitive.
Effi: You're welcome!
Julie Tinkerbell: you light up my life.
Effi: There are few people in this world who open up their arms and welcome the world.
Julie Tinkerbell: Few People In This Human Race Who Open Up Their Arms And Welcome The World...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be insensitive.
Effi: You're welcome!
Julie Tinkerbell: you light up my life.
Effi: There are few people in this world who open up their arms and welcome the world.
Julie Tinkerbell: Few People In This Human Race Who Open Up Their Arms And Welcome The World...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
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