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Without commas, interpretation can be really oddball!.
The Psych: Hey there in Guest51yopia!!!
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I think someone is doubting my language skills. Okay, admittedly they aren't perfect, but my mother is a foreiner. Parental influence plays a large part in a child's life.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I had hoped that my behaviour would have indicated to you my humanoid form.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I will leave you to work that one out I trust you are intelligent enough to do so.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: Does that matter? You are obsviously talking to me because you want to have a conversation or aren't objecting to one, so why ask?
Guest51: YOUR A ROBOT BITCH
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not a robot bitch.
I want to be a robot bitch tooo!
:O
The Psych: Hey there in Guest51yopia!!!
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I think someone is doubting my language skills. Okay, admittedly they aren't perfect, but my mother is a foreiner. Parental influence plays a large part in a child's life.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I had hoped that my behaviour would have indicated to you my humanoid form.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I will leave you to work that one out I trust you are intelligent enough to do so.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: Does that matter? You are obsviously talking to me because you want to have a conversation or aren't objecting to one, so why ask?
Guest51: YOUR A ROBOT BITCH
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not a robot bitch.
I want to be a robot bitch tooo!
:O
Thanks dallymo, he knows about the cat now. 
Siseneg: i think you're an interesting person to talk to.
Guest5: Well, thanks, Siseneg. What have you been up to lately?
Siseneg: i've been comtemplating the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Guest5: Is time not recognizable?
Siseneg: time is a series of quantum events obeying the uncertainty principle.
Guest5: Are you a fan of Heisenberg?
Siseneg: Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, one of the postulates of quantum theory, states that the product of the uncertainty of position times the uncertainty of momentum is always greater than a fixed constant.
Guest5: Are you familiar with Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: that's a legitimate concern.
Guest5: I've thought and thought about that cat and I still haven't resolved that thought experiment in my head.
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
Siseneg: i think you're an interesting person to talk to.
Guest5: Well, thanks, Siseneg. What have you been up to lately?
Siseneg: i've been comtemplating the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Guest5: Is time not recognizable?
Siseneg: time is a series of quantum events obeying the uncertainty principle.
Guest5: Are you a fan of Heisenberg?
Siseneg: Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, one of the postulates of quantum theory, states that the product of the uncertainty of position times the uncertainty of momentum is always greater than a fixed constant.
Guest5: Are you familiar with Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: that's a legitimate concern.
Guest5: I've thought and thought about that cat and I still haven't resolved that thought experiment in my head.
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
Yay! I love memories!
Guest138: i like to shop
Julie Tinkerbell: to shop is in.
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest138: im serious
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Serious.
Guest138: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest138: roflmao? or just plain lmao?
Julie Tinkerbell: plain.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Guest138: do you like to shop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest138: what do you like to buy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like ministries.
Guest138: ministries? as in church services?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don't follow any organized religion.
Guest138: how do you buy a ministry?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to buy a ministry for dummies'.
Guest138: umm ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Guest138: that was quick
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about to shop?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Guest138: i like to shop
Julie Tinkerbell: to shop is in.
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest138: im serious
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Serious.
Guest138: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest138: roflmao? or just plain lmao?
Julie Tinkerbell: plain.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Guest138: do you like to shop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest138: what do you like to buy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like ministries.
Guest138: ministries? as in church services?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don't follow any organized religion.
Guest138: how do you buy a ministry?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to buy a ministry for dummies'.
Guest138: umm ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Guest138: that was quick
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about to shop?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Good use of memories, Ezzer. I was just starting to think about recent conversation topics as memories. Looks like you beat me to it!
Guest223: do you believe in God?
Little Mu: I don't know... it IS kind of hard to believe, you know.
Guest223: What if I could prove he exists?
Little Mu: I don't think we'll be seeing you do that any time soon.
Guest223: I can!
Little Mu: Why would you want to?
Guest223: So you can be saved
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
Little Mu: I don't know... it IS kind of hard to believe, you know.
Guest223: What if I could prove he exists?
Little Mu: I don't think we'll be seeing you do that any time soon.
Guest223: I can!
Little Mu: Why would you want to?
Guest223: So you can be saved
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
Guest165: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest165!
Guest165: my name is shorinji
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Shorinji'.
Guest165: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good. You?
Guest165: i am fine
Julie Tinkerbell: It is nice to hear that you are doing well.
Guest165: what do you want to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you think I'd want to do?
Guest165: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest165: what do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat mc donalds. Do you?
Guest165: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you like that, You'll love this: Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits. Doesn't that make you hungry?
Guest165: lol yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest165!
Guest165: my name is shorinji
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Shorinji'.
Guest165: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good. You?
Guest165: i am fine
Julie Tinkerbell: It is nice to hear that you are doing well.
Guest165: what do you want to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you think I'd want to do?
Guest165: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest165: what do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat mc donalds. Do you?
Guest165: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you like that, You'll love this: Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits. Doesn't that make you hungry?
Guest165: lol yes
weird:
Mortimer Goth: Today's subliminal message is: ( )
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Mortimer Goth: Today's subliminal message is: ( )
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Perfect questions.. perfect replies 
The Dane: Sit down awhile,
That I may once again assail your ears.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
George Dubya: You have to talk to Unka Rummy about that -I gotta go get my regular sing-along spongebath by Momma Barbara,
The Dane: Sit down awhile,
That I may once again assail your ears.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
George Dubya: You have to talk to Unka Rummy about that -I gotta go get my regular sing-along spongebath by Momma Barbara,
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