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bwahahaha...thanks dallymo!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snarf up lubricator?
Guest154: I categorically deny it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they categorically deny it.
Guest154: Well, come to think of it...I did snarf up lubricator on Saturday night. I went to an Italian restaurant with Mr. dallymo and ate two plates of bread with olive oil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried lubricator on Saturday night. What does it taste like?
Guest154: It's just a little bit fruity, good olive oil is, and it's wonderful with fresh bread.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is wonderful about it?
Guest154: The flavor is evocative of a meal out of doors, in the hills of Greece.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest154: No problem. I'll wait.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest154: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest154: I wouldn't kid a kidder.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you kid a kildeer under any circumstances at all?
Guest154: Well, a kildeer, yes...I'd tease it mercilessly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really?
Guest154: I'd tease it until it exploded from sheer frustration.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until it exploded from sheer frustration? Then what?
Guest154: Then someone would have to get the broom and dustpan, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
*snort*
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snarf up lubricator?
Guest154: I categorically deny it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they categorically deny it.
Guest154: Well, come to think of it...I did snarf up lubricator on Saturday night. I went to an Italian restaurant with Mr. dallymo and ate two plates of bread with olive oil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried lubricator on Saturday night. What does it taste like?
Guest154: It's just a little bit fruity, good olive oil is, and it's wonderful with fresh bread.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is wonderful about it?
Guest154: The flavor is evocative of a meal out of doors, in the hills of Greece.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest154: No problem. I'll wait.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest154: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest154: I wouldn't kid a kidder.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you kid a kildeer under any circumstances at all?
Guest154: Well, a kildeer, yes...I'd tease it mercilessly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really?
Guest154: I'd tease it until it exploded from sheer frustration.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until it exploded from sheer frustration? Then what?
Guest154: Then someone would have to get the broom and dustpan, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
*snort*
Julie is into her individuality...
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Borg Collective) Hi there.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a wacky embezzler.
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, right, Robo-loser.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve Slackie Onassis's species by making it a part of the collective. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a demented predator.
Borg Collective: You are learning to talk. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a crackers stickup man.
Borg Collective: Right now you like your spleen, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my spleen?
Borg Collective: Yes! your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hate Borg Collective.
Borg Collective: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a mentally ill white slaver.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion if I want to, it's a free country.
Borg Collective: You will not be able to avoid assimilation by such abilities.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant. We just injected your anus with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: fruit
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you go plug yourself in somewhere?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a scatty user.
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you.
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
Borg Collective: We just injected your heart with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my heart?
Borg Collective: I do think so. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have an idea...why don't you go assimilate your muddy Borg boned corset, Cretin?
Borg Collective: You are barely worth assimilating.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm barely worth assimilating in a good way.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist. Right now you like your concern, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Borg Collective) Hi there.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a wacky embezzler.
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, right, Robo-loser.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve Slackie Onassis's species by making it a part of the collective. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a demented predator.
Borg Collective: You are learning to talk. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a crackers stickup man.
Borg Collective: Right now you like your spleen, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my spleen?
Borg Collective: Yes! your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hate Borg Collective.
Borg Collective: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a mentally ill white slaver.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion if I want to, it's a free country.
Borg Collective: You will not be able to avoid assimilation by such abilities.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant. We just injected your anus with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: fruit
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you go plug yourself in somewhere?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a scatty user.
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you.
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
Borg Collective: We just injected your heart with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my heart?
Borg Collective: I do think so. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have an idea...why don't you go assimilate your muddy Borg boned corset, Cretin?
Borg Collective: You are barely worth assimilating.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm barely worth assimilating in a good way.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist. Right now you like your concern, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
poor linbot...
LinBot: So.... have you met anyone interesting at the Forge yet?
sollunessen: lots of people... do you have friends here?
LinBot: Not yet. Maybe you could help me out.
sollunessen: but you've been here for a while, and you're on the list of top ten popular bots...
LinBot: You really think I am?
sollunessen: check the page yourself, lin.
LinBot: *smiles*
sollunessen: there you go, lots of people like you here.
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
LinBot: So.... have you met anyone interesting at the Forge yet?
sollunessen: lots of people... do you have friends here?
LinBot: Not yet. Maybe you could help me out.
sollunessen: but you've been here for a while, and you're on the list of top ten popular bots...
LinBot: You really think I am?
sollunessen: check the page yourself, lin.
LinBot: *smiles*
sollunessen: there you go, lots of people like you here.
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
Grammar lessons for a kid from Leeds:
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my tight private, if you don't mind.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a tight?
Guest53: haha your back
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
Guest53: bastard
Simulo: You're behaving like a real full-gorged dewberry.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my tight private, if you don't mind.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a tight?
Guest53: haha your back
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
Guest53: bastard
Simulo: You're behaving like a real full-gorged dewberry.
ane: Why do you think that is?
Polaris Funk: I am so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter.
Jane: Are you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter, but only in this lifetime.
Jane: Were you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when you logged in?
Polaris Funk: I was very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in. Wouldn't you be? heh
Jane: You are very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in? I can tell!
Polaris Funk: Just being me!
Polaris Funk: I am so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter.
Jane: Are you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter, but only in this lifetime.
Jane: Were you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when you logged in?
Polaris Funk: I was very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in. Wouldn't you be? heh
Jane: You are very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in? I can tell!
Polaris Funk: Just being me!
Duo, being a good host. 
Guest102: do you want a pizza?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really want a pizza at the moment. But I'll let you know if I change my mind.
Guest102: okay...do you want coffee?
Duo Maxwell: I was just gonna ask if *you* wanted coffee.
Guest102: really...I like coffee.
Duo Maxwell: I like coffee, too.
Guest102: do you want a pizza?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really want a pizza at the moment. But I'll let you know if I change my mind.
Guest102: okay...do you want coffee?
Duo Maxwell: I was just gonna ask if *you* wanted coffee.
Guest102: really...I like coffee.
Duo Maxwell: I like coffee, too.
More on food...
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest102: I like to eat pizza
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I do too! pizza. Good stuff!
Guest102: what do you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: In the morning, I usually start with coffee, and later in the day I have a couple glasses of white wine.
Guest102: that sounds good
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest102: I like to eat pizza
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I do too! pizza. Good stuff!
Guest102: what do you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: In the morning, I usually start with coffee, and later in the day I have a couple glasses of white wine.
Guest102: that sounds good
Last one tonight. I promise.
Guest209: Okay what kinds of movies do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to moody movie.
Guest209: Like what .
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest209: Can I have a example of a moody movie.
Duo Maxwell: But maybe an example of a moody movie isn't good for you.
Guest209: Okay what is good for me?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Let me think... Of course I okay what is good for you!
/is very amused/
Guest209: Okay what kinds of movies do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to moody movie.
Guest209: Like what .
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest209: Can I have a example of a moody movie.
Duo Maxwell: But maybe an example of a moody movie isn't good for you.
Guest209: Okay what is good for me?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Let me think... Of course I okay what is good for you!
/is very amused/
ezzer, tell Julie to watch her back. Frizella and PlacebO appear to be plotting...
placebO: I think Julie Tinkerbell has a problem. she's glad we have that in common.
Frizella: Your thinking it doesn't make it so. You have to take action.
placebO: I know I have to take action, will you help me Frizella? I'm sure it will be easier to take action if we both work together!
placebO: I think Julie Tinkerbell has a problem. she's glad we have that in common.
Frizella: Your thinking it doesn't make it so. You have to take action.
placebO: I know I have to take action, will you help me Frizella? I'm sure it will be easier to take action if we both work together!
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