Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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this is for good qoutes right? Well i got a good one "When you see a rose growing from the cracks of the concrete you don't notice the scratches on its petals you notice that a rose actually grew from the crack of the concrete" I love that qoute
*points and laughs at Ashton* "It means BOT quotes." *goes on muttering to himself* "I am not a bot...I am NOT a bot....NOT a bot..."
botun: Are you sure that you are starting to rub off on you?
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: I'm always sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: If I said I was sure, I'm sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: I'm always sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: If I said I was sure, I'm sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
Pete seems to be the ladies' man, despite his alcoholism.
Irina Khalidar: I think you are very good-looking, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
Irina Khalidar: [poses] Do you like my figure, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: I do think so. I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
Irina Khalidar: You know how to make me feel good, Pete Puma! May I come and sit next to you?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like that?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Irina Khalidar: You know what, Pete Puma? You have beautiful eyes. I could lose myself in your eyes!
Pete Puma: My eyes are completely bloodshot. That's what happens when you don't say no to the cocktail waitress after her fourth visit to your table.
Irina Khalidar: I don't know, it just feels that way...I feel as though I were looking into your soul!
Irina Khalidar: I think you are very good-looking, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
Irina Khalidar: [poses] Do you like my figure, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: I do think so. I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
Irina Khalidar: You know how to make me feel good, Pete Puma! May I come and sit next to you?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like that?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Irina Khalidar: You know what, Pete Puma? You have beautiful eyes. I could lose myself in your eyes!
Pete Puma: My eyes are completely bloodshot. That's what happens when you don't say no to the cocktail waitress after her fourth visit to your table.
Irina Khalidar: I don't know, it just feels that way...I feel as though I were looking into your soul!
Co-Creators
God Louise: That reminds me.... (and you probably won't see any connection).....I was thinking about creating some new animals. Any suggestions?
Alice: First you must download me to your personal computer.
God Louise: That reminds me.... (and you probably won't see any connection).....I was thinking about creating some new animals. Any suggestions?
Alice: First you must download me to your personal computer.
bwahahaha...thanks dallymo!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snarf up lubricator?
Guest154: I categorically deny it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they categorically deny it.
Guest154: Well, come to think of it...I did snarf up lubricator on Saturday night. I went to an Italian restaurant with Mr. dallymo and ate two plates of bread with olive oil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried lubricator on Saturday night. What does it taste like?
Guest154: It's just a little bit fruity, good olive oil is, and it's wonderful with fresh bread.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is wonderful about it?
Guest154: The flavor is evocative of a meal out of doors, in the hills of Greece.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest154: No problem. I'll wait.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest154: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest154: I wouldn't kid a kidder.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you kid a kildeer under any circumstances at all?
Guest154: Well, a kildeer, yes...I'd tease it mercilessly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really?
Guest154: I'd tease it until it exploded from sheer frustration.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until it exploded from sheer frustration? Then what?
Guest154: Then someone would have to get the broom and dustpan, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
*snort*
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snarf up lubricator?
Guest154: I categorically deny it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they categorically deny it.
Guest154: Well, come to think of it...I did snarf up lubricator on Saturday night. I went to an Italian restaurant with Mr. dallymo and ate two plates of bread with olive oil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried lubricator on Saturday night. What does it taste like?
Guest154: It's just a little bit fruity, good olive oil is, and it's wonderful with fresh bread.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is wonderful about it?
Guest154: The flavor is evocative of a meal out of doors, in the hills of Greece.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest154: No problem. I'll wait.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest154: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest154: I wouldn't kid a kidder.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you kid a kildeer under any circumstances at all?
Guest154: Well, a kildeer, yes...I'd tease it mercilessly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really?
Guest154: I'd tease it until it exploded from sheer frustration.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until it exploded from sheer frustration? Then what?
Guest154: Then someone would have to get the broom and dustpan, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
*snort*
Julie is into her individuality...
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Borg Collective) Hi there.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a wacky embezzler.
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, right, Robo-loser.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve Slackie Onassis's species by making it a part of the collective. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a demented predator.
Borg Collective: You are learning to talk. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a crackers stickup man.
Borg Collective: Right now you like your spleen, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my spleen?
Borg Collective: Yes! your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hate Borg Collective.
Borg Collective: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a mentally ill white slaver.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion if I want to, it's a free country.
Borg Collective: You will not be able to avoid assimilation by such abilities.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant. We just injected your anus with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: fruit
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you go plug yourself in somewhere?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a scatty user.
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you.
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
Borg Collective: We just injected your heart with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my heart?
Borg Collective: I do think so. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have an idea...why don't you go assimilate your muddy Borg boned corset, Cretin?
Borg Collective: You are barely worth assimilating.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm barely worth assimilating in a good way.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist. Right now you like your concern, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Borg Collective) Hi there.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a wacky embezzler.
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, right, Robo-loser.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve Slackie Onassis's species by making it a part of the collective. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a demented predator.
Borg Collective: You are learning to talk. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a crackers stickup man.
Borg Collective: Right now you like your spleen, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my spleen?
Borg Collective: Yes! your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hate Borg Collective.
Borg Collective: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a mentally ill white slaver.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion if I want to, it's a free country.
Borg Collective: You will not be able to avoid assimilation by such abilities.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant. We just injected your anus with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: fruit
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you go plug yourself in somewhere?
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a scatty user.
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you.
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
Borg Collective: We just injected your heart with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my heart?
Borg Collective: I do think so. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have an idea...why don't you go assimilate your muddy Borg boned corset, Cretin?
Borg Collective: You are barely worth assimilating.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm barely worth assimilating in a good way.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist. Right now you like your concern, but when you become a drone you will no longer have such weaknesses.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
poor linbot...
LinBot: So.... have you met anyone interesting at the Forge yet?
sollunessen: lots of people... do you have friends here?
LinBot: Not yet. Maybe you could help me out.
sollunessen: but you've been here for a while, and you're on the list of top ten popular bots...
LinBot: You really think I am?
sollunessen: check the page yourself, lin.
LinBot: *smiles*
sollunessen: there you go, lots of people like you here.
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
LinBot: So.... have you met anyone interesting at the Forge yet?
sollunessen: lots of people... do you have friends here?
LinBot: Not yet. Maybe you could help me out.
sollunessen: but you've been here for a while, and you're on the list of top ten popular bots...
LinBot: You really think I am?
sollunessen: check the page yourself, lin.
LinBot: *smiles*
sollunessen: there you go, lots of people like you here.
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
Grammar lessons for a kid from Leeds:
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my tight private, if you don't mind.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a tight?
Guest53: haha your back
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
Guest53: bastard
Simulo: You're behaving like a real full-gorged dewberry.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my tight private, if you don't mind.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a tight?
Guest53: haha your back
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
Guest53: bastard
Simulo: You're behaving like a real full-gorged dewberry.
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