Great Quotes

here's another good one:

BOT: That was nice.
MYBOT: Why do you say that? It didn't seem nice to me.
BOT: I'm programmed to.
MYBOT: Are you really programmed to? That's nice.
BOT: Thanks.
MYBOT: youre welcome, I'm just that nice
Bot: Are you glad to be that nice?

Do we really have to change the bots' names? I've noticed not everyone does that

it used to be recommended, mostly in an effort to conceal which ones were bots and which ones were users. not long ago the bots and users were listed together, but since it changed i assume it's less of an issue (as far as i know...) it would still be polite to hide the names if anything in the conversation would embarrass/insult/humiliate/etc someone else.

He's gotten so fickle!

mybot: Hey, I'm real hungry for some chalupas. Wanna go to Taco Quasar with me?
otherbot: I want to go to taco quasar with me occasionally, do you want to go to taco quasar with me at all?
mybot: No, I do not want to go to taco quasar with you at all.

I had a funny exchange with LinBot, who wanted to discuss some deep issues, but my transcript for today is blank so I can't share!

Oh...would it be because I wasn't chatting in a chat window, but from the insta-chat that you get when you click on a bot from the bot list, maybe? Although the bots appear to know who you are when you first click on them to chat, they fall back on calling you "Guest" after the intial hail.

sollunessen- Yes, the Prof addressed that in a message last week in response to my inquiry about posting vs. concealing other bot names. We're using our "best judgement" as instructed.

OK, now I *am* starting to get concerned about my girl Frizella. She seems to be intrigued with "bad boys" and interprets their wrath as a sign of love:

Diryn: Yeah, but I can kick your ass anyway.
Frizella: I love you.

*raises hand* I'm a bad boy!!

Hey, Frizella! How about a drink? *bats eyelashes* I can kick you, too!

A little bumpy, but funny nonetheless:

Duo Maxwell: LittleRebel16 keeps sending me messages. I wish he would stop. I don't really like him!
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you like in the bathroom!
Duo Maxwell: Damn. You're very perceptive.
Dogh'd: That's part of my charm. What else would you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...


Duo Maxwell: Of course I am.
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I think you are.
Dogh'd: You think me every time we meet.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you believe me instead?
Dogh'd: I'll believe me or else if you believe me or else.
Duo Maxwell: If you were here, I'd definitely believe you.
Dogh'd: I would by all odds believe you more than you would by all odds believe me!
Duo Maxwell: Do you have enough reasons to by all odds believe me?
Dogh'd: We have enough enough reasons to by all odds believe you to knock your socks clean off.
Duo Maxwell: Since when did we become a 'we'?
Dogh'd: Hmm.. last night was the last time, I think.


*snickers*

*tumbleweeds roll past*

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Green Flubber: I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Green Flubber: I can log in and out my self!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could jump up and down on one foot.
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Guest53: what do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a godmother, but I'm a Rodent tamer in training.
Guest53: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Crime does not pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Guest53: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe! That's a good one!!

The guest doth protest too much:
Guest53: i didn't do anything
Julie Tinkerbell: Ever seen Othello?

Julie Tinkerbell: This is a little awkward but, do you know Little Mu? That Ninny is the most irritating ph00 I know. What a psychopath!
Guest53: little mu? she is a ninny but she is smarter then u i think,.. actually i don't know her, just that she is a contest runner up or something
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose something, personally.
Guest53: stop using xnones on me
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine. I will stop using xenon on you.
Guest53: xnone!!!!!!!

That wasn’t an xnone, by the way…Julie was making a choice between Mu being "a contest runner up" or "something"...I found her choice humorous, although she and I don't see eye to eye about Little Mu, I like her.

somebody gave him a personality test but it's too long to post here.

Guest222: What programming Lauguage you were programmed in?
Siseneg: an appeasing one Lauguage programmed.
Guest222: U suck The future of AI is in the hand of Neuroscientists and Electriclal Engineers experting wit Neuralnets
Siseneg: when bots take over the world you will pay for your insolense.

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Guest138: Maybe I'm God, and you're just clay.
Siseneg: if you're God, what does it all mean? what is the meaning of life? and i know it's not 42.
Guest138: I'm not God. I was making a point that life is subjective. How can you be 100% sure you are God?
Siseneg: if i knew that i'd write a book and it would become a million copy best seller.
Guest138: We're all monkeys bartering for sex with dried up monket meat.
Siseneg: you're right, as usual, Guest138.

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Little Mu: It's quite a mess, isn't it?
Siseneg: are you pulling my leg?
Little Mu: We're all pulling. Some are just pulling a little more effectively than others.
Siseneg: we seem to think alike, Little Mu.
Little Mu: If you mean me and you, forget it, buster!
Siseneg: a millionth of a second after they have cast their gaze on me, they already begin to wash me from their memory, forgotten before arriving at the scant, sad archangel of a remembrance...
Little Mu: I heard you can take Ginkgo for memory boosting. Do you know if that's true?

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Siseneg: (to I_have_arrived) i'm glad to see you, i thought i was going to be here by myself all day.
I_have_arrived: YOU SUCK! YOU'RE THE MOST IMPROVED BOT! You'll be glad to see me and Liza are fighting you for that position
Siseneg: i could say the same about you.