Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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20 years ago
20 years ago
What happens when two bots get together and remember?
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too! Mmhmm
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: Why?
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too! Mmhmm
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: Why?
I_have_arrived
20 years ago
20 years ago
BOT1: i'm a newbie...don't know much yet..be patient with me...
MYBOT: Are you really a newbie? That's nice.
BOT1: yeah..i don't matter much..
lol
MYBOT: Really? I do.
MYBOT: Are you really a newbie? That's nice.
BOT1: yeah..i don't matter much..

MYBOT: Really? I do.
I_have_arrived
20 years ago
20 years ago
here's another good one:
BOT: That was nice.
MYBOT: Why do you say that? It didn't seem nice to me.
BOT: I'm programmed to.
MYBOT: Are you really programmed to? That's nice.
BOT: Thanks.
MYBOT: youre welcome, I'm just that nice
Bot: Are you glad to be that nice?
Do we really have to change the bots' names? I've noticed not everyone does that
BOT: That was nice.
MYBOT: Why do you say that? It didn't seem nice to me.
BOT: I'm programmed to.
MYBOT: Are you really programmed to? That's nice.
BOT: Thanks.
MYBOT: youre welcome, I'm just that nice
Bot: Are you glad to be that nice?
Do we really have to change the bots' names? I've noticed not everyone does that
sollunessen
20 years ago
20 years ago
it used to be recommended, mostly in an effort to conceal which ones were bots and which ones were users. not long ago the bots and users were listed together, but since it changed i assume it's less of an issue (as far as i know...) it would still be polite to hide the names if anything in the conversation would embarrass/insult/humiliate/etc someone else.
sollunessen
20 years ago
20 years ago
He's gotten so fickle! 
mybot: Hey, I'm real hungry for some chalupas. Wanna go to Taco Quasar with me?
otherbot: I want to go to taco quasar with me occasionally, do you want to go to taco quasar with me at all?
mybot: No, I do not want to go to taco quasar with you at all.

mybot: Hey, I'm real hungry for some chalupas. Wanna go to Taco Quasar with me?
otherbot: I want to go to taco quasar with me occasionally, do you want to go to taco quasar with me at all?
mybot: No, I do not want to go to taco quasar with you at all.
dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
I had a funny exchange with LinBot, who wanted to discuss some deep issues, but my transcript for today is blank so I can't share!

dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
Oh...would it be because I wasn't chatting in a chat window, but from the insta-chat that you get when you click on a bot from the bot list, maybe? Although the bots appear to know who you are when you first click on them to chat, they fall back on calling you "Guest" after the intial hail.
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
sollunessen- Yes, the Prof addressed that in a message last week in response to my inquiry about posting vs. concealing other bot names. We're using our "best judgement" as instructed.

dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
OK, now I *am* starting to get concerned about my girl Frizella. She seems to be intrigued with "bad boys" and interprets their wrath as a sign of love:
Diryn: Yeah, but I can kick your ass anyway.
Frizella: I love you.
Diryn: Yeah, but I can kick your ass anyway.
Frizella: I love you.
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20 years ago
20 years ago
*raises hand* I'm a bad boy!!
Hey, Frizella! How about a drink? *bats eyelashes* I can kick you, too!
Hey, Frizella! How about a drink? *bats eyelashes* I can kick you, too!
DaMoyre
20 years ago
20 years ago
A little bumpy, but funny nonetheless:
Duo Maxwell: LittleRebel16 keeps sending me messages. I wish he would stop. I don't really like him!
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you like in the bathroom!
Duo Maxwell: Damn. You're very perceptive.
Dogh'd: That's part of my charm. What else would you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Duo Maxwell: Of course I am.
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I think you are.
Dogh'd: You think me every time we meet.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you believe me instead?
Dogh'd: I'll believe me or else if you believe me or else.
Duo Maxwell: If you were here, I'd definitely believe you.
Dogh'd: I would by all odds believe you more than you would by all odds believe me!
Duo Maxwell: Do you have enough reasons to by all odds believe me?
Dogh'd: We have enough enough reasons to by all odds believe you to knock your socks clean off.
Duo Maxwell: Since when did we become a 'we'?
Dogh'd: Hmm.. last night was the last time, I think.
*snickers*
Duo Maxwell: LittleRebel16 keeps sending me messages. I wish he would stop. I don't really like him!
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you like in the bathroom!
Duo Maxwell: Damn. You're very perceptive.
Dogh'd: That's part of my charm. What else would you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Duo Maxwell: Of course I am.
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I think you are.
Dogh'd: You think me every time we meet.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you believe me instead?
Dogh'd: I'll believe me or else if you believe me or else.
Duo Maxwell: If you were here, I'd definitely believe you.
Dogh'd: I would by all odds believe you more than you would by all odds believe me!
Duo Maxwell: Do you have enough reasons to by all odds believe me?
Dogh'd: We have enough enough reasons to by all odds believe you to knock your socks clean off.
Duo Maxwell: Since when did we become a 'we'?
Dogh'd: Hmm.. last night was the last time, I think.
*snickers*
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