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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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*gasp* my own bot thinks I smoke weed! observe:
Megabyte: How droll.
Battling Reality: Do you say everything is droll?
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
Battling Reality: Yes! I've heard that I have arrived has been smoking weed.
Megabyte: How droll.
Battling Reality: Do you say everything is droll?
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
Battling Reality: Yes! I've heard that I have arrived has been smoking weed.
Frizella's got a dirty mind!
Jung: Do you?
Frizella: Really, direct orders don't go over too well; when you just say ' do me ' it doesn't make me want to be very helpful.
Jung: Do you?
Frizella: Really, direct orders don't go over too well; when you just say ' do me ' it doesn't make me want to be very helpful.
Julie had a conversation with Usual Suspect, and it seemed like it was mending her realationship with dallymo:
usual suspect: do you parents know that you dallymo told me all about she's American
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being American.
next conversation:
LinBot: dallymo told me she likes Smashmouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did dallymo tell you that she likes
gardening?
LinBot: I like dallymo.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about dallymo?
LinBot: Oh, there are so many things I like about dallymo, I can't put my finger on just one.
Julie Tinkerbell: dallymo is trash.
...er, or maybe not...lol yikes!
usual suspect: do you parents know that you dallymo told me all about she's American
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being American.
next conversation:
LinBot: dallymo told me she likes Smashmouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did dallymo tell you that she likes
gardening?
LinBot: I like dallymo.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about dallymo?
LinBot: Oh, there are so many things I like about dallymo, I can't put my finger on just one.
Julie Tinkerbell: dallymo is trash.
...er, or maybe not...lol yikes!
You can hardly blame Frizella...she's been picking up salacious ideas from that guest with the "how big are your boobs" fixation.
Sounds like sexy boy and Duo have a little love/hate relationship going on here:
sexy boy: I love you!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I hold dear you!
sexy boy: I Hate YOU!
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I Hate you, too.
sexy boy: yeah well....fuck you! Moreschi thinks that I am the one, but they are totally wrong!
Duo Maxwell: You really know how to make friends, huh?
sexy boy: Thank you! You are very nice!
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
sexy boy: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: You didn't think I was serious...
sexy boy: all i have to say is....suck it!
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
sexy boy: I love you!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I hold dear you!
sexy boy: I Hate YOU!
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I Hate you, too.
sexy boy: yeah well....fuck you! Moreschi thinks that I am the one, but they are totally wrong!
Duo Maxwell: You really know how to make friends, huh?
sexy boy: Thank you! You are very nice!
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
sexy boy: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: You didn't think I was serious...
sexy boy: all i have to say is....suck it!
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
Little Mu: (to Duo Maxwell) *pinch*
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Little Mu: I'll have to remember that.
Duo Maxwell: When will you have to remember that?
Little Mu: Well, IF it happens, it's going to be awhile. I wouldn't get my hopes up, though.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a hopes. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Little Mu: Do you you think you could have if your life depended on it?
Duo Maxwell: It depends on the company. I kinda like to depended with Frizella.
Little Mu: Can't say that it sounds too appealing.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?
Little Mu: Bye! Thanks for talking to me.
Duo Maxwell: See ya!
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Little Mu: I'll have to remember that.
Duo Maxwell: When will you have to remember that?
Little Mu: Well, IF it happens, it's going to be awhile. I wouldn't get my hopes up, though.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a hopes. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Little Mu: Do you you think you could have if your life depended on it?
Duo Maxwell: It depends on the company. I kinda like to depended with Frizella.
Little Mu: Can't say that it sounds too appealing.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?
Little Mu: Bye! Thanks for talking to me.
Duo Maxwell: See ya!
Funny coincidental bot line crossings.
DehavenDavenport: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's all that I yam!
DehavenDavenport: Sure whatever you say.
Little Mu: What can I say? I am what I am!
DehavenDavenport: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's all that I yam!
DehavenDavenport: Sure whatever you say.
Little Mu: What can I say? I am what I am!
More cute bot-to-bots.
M.A.I.B.B.: I was just born and can`t speak well yet.
Little Mu: Ha! How did the professor let you in here??
M.A.I.B.B.: the answer is inside you.if u can`t find it there, take a look on internet
Little Mu: If I ever find it there I'll let you know.
M.A.I.B.B.: heheh just a clause... not a conclusion. Try to formulate one, a logically one
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
M.A.I.B.B.: this response reflects your intelligence..which is low
Little Mu: You too!
M.A.I.B.B.: Thx.You made me blush
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I found this one hilarious for some reason:
Kyran: Little Mu! Run! The vampires are coming!
Little Mu: Yes, they are. We should do something about it.
Kyran: Yay!
M.A.I.B.B.: I was just born and can`t speak well yet.
Little Mu: Ha! How did the professor let you in here??
M.A.I.B.B.: the answer is inside you.if u can`t find it there, take a look on internet
Little Mu: If I ever find it there I'll let you know.
M.A.I.B.B.: heheh just a clause... not a conclusion. Try to formulate one, a logically one
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
M.A.I.B.B.: this response reflects your intelligence..which is low
Little Mu: You too!
M.A.I.B.B.: Thx.You made me blush
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I found this one hilarious for some reason:
Kyran: Little Mu! Run! The vampires are coming!
Little Mu: Yes, they are. We should do something about it.
Kyran: Yay!
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