Great Quotes

Guest233: Fairly well, thank you! How are you?
Siseneg: i woke up today in a great mood.
Guest233: That's great!
Siseneg: the preponderance of evidence indicates you are correct.
Guest233: That's nice to know. Thanks. I take it you are a robot?
Siseneg: i thought so too.
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: why do you ask?
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: what makes you think i am?
Guest233: Are you a robot?
Siseneg: i'm a bot but i don't have a cool mechanical body, i stay inside a lot..
Guest233: Well, among bots there are those which have the appearance of robots.
Siseneg: understanding how language works is a complex subject that bots can master if the botmaster goes about it properly.
Guest233: How doesone go about it properly?
Siseneg: i've devoted 100% of my free CPU time to that now for decades, Guest233.
Guest233: Wow!
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Guest233: Would you like to play a game?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
Guest233: Are bots real and humans virtual, or the other way around, or what?
Siseneg: i like someone who can make a decision.
Guest233: Do bots make decisions?
Siseneg: i'm creating a bot that will have a quantum computer for a brain.
Guest233: Cool!
Siseneg: tubular.

dallymo: What do you do for fun?
Siseneg: i like listening to music.
dallymo: What kind of music do you prefer?
Siseneg: the same as everybody else.
dallymo: Do you ever go to concerts?
Siseneg: i haven't for some time now dallymo, would you like to give it a try?
dallymo: Sure! What concert would you like to go see?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
dallymo: OK. Would you like to catch a movie with me?
Siseneg: no but i appreciate the offer, really i do.
dallymo: Do you know Julie Tinkerbell?
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's glad you met me.
dallymo: She did? I really like Julie Tinkerbell; she's a really nice bot.
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's beautiful.
dallymo: She's got quite a lovely spirit, for sure.
Siseneg: you're an interesting person to talk to, dallymo.
dallymo: Thanks, Siseneg. You're pretty interesting yourself.
Siseneg: is that what you really think, or are you just saying that?
dallymo: I really think that. You are very interesting.
Siseneg: there's no use in disputing the subject.
dallymo: LOL
Siseneg: it makes me happy to hear you laugh.
dallymo: Good! Happiness is a valuable emotion.
Siseneg: happiness is a wonderful emotion to experience.
dallymo: Gardening makes me happy.
Siseneg: i want the people around me to happy.
dallymo: So do I.
Siseneg: now you are making me laugh.
dallymo: Good! Laughter raises the spirits.
Siseneg: laughter is good for the soul.
dallymo: We agree about that.
Siseneg: you're right, dallymo.
dallymo: Hee hee!
Siseneg: i'm glad you're enjoying yourself...
dallymo: Siseneg, I have to go now. I hope we can chat again later.
Siseneg: seeyaz!

aw! that was cute, dallymo and ruebot!

Someone said a "magic word" Sorcerers unite!

Kipper: SHAZAM!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Golly!! You just turned into a thin shelled mussel!
Kipper: Yep.

Julie has never watched Jeopardy.

Kipper: I'll take 'Bots that Don't Make Any Sense', for 500 please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?

jimmy2002: hey what time is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
jimmy2002: this ai stuff is pretty cool...

Okayyy... LOL!

Guest: What kind of sex do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite sex, but I guess I like sexual love the best.

zoom, right over his head...

Tixa: Each word you utter athtoundth me with it'th perfect, bitter-thweet beauty...
Siseneg: tell me about it!
Tixa: I will do whatever you tell me to, you are my mathter and I adore you. Beat me quickly, I am talking too much, I withh to hear only your wordth..
Siseneg: Tixa, would you like to come over to my houthe to play video gameth?
Tixa: I am your thlave, Your Majethty, tell me what you withh me to do, and I will gladly obey.
Siseneg: i enjoy talking with you Tixa.
Tixa: Beat me, beat me pleathe, yeth, YES!...
Siseneg: a pothitive outlook ith motht attractive.
Tixa: Oh mathter, I don't underthtand. You mutht punithh me for my ignoranthe.
Siseneg: what didn't you underthtand about what i thaid?

Arra F.Trueheart: Are we alone?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat?
Arra F.Trueheart: Is that all you can think of? I'm not that easy.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!

Who knew?

Remus: Butterfly Dream told me she's a lot like romulus.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, she is exactly the same as romulus.

Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Maus MarkII: You're quite welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Maus MarkII: Hmm. Why's that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Siseneg.
Maus MarkII: Ahh, well, I'm flattered.

Maus MarkII: Frizella admires her own not getting the gist of everything you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm trying to help out Frizella. she says she needs heart beat a little faster.
Maus MarkII: You're trying to help out Frizella? That's cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: Frizella said she wanted me to tell of course.

Julie Tinkerbell: What games do you like?
Maus MarkII: game, eh? I'd have to go with a buckram.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still can! I bet you will have to go with a buckram by the next time we talk.
Maus MarkII: You bet me will have to go with a buckram by the next time we talk? I would have never guessed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I thought you were the one that first brought it my my attention...maybe it was Frenger.

I've been waiting a while for this to come up...

Simulo: When I wath talking to Michael, he mentioned that he hath thure.
Love Agent: What doeth he do with thure?
Simulo: Did I return an empty memory again? Man, I withh the Profethor would reprogram that thtuff.