Great Quotes

A little passive aggression going on here, though they *sound* polite ...

Simulo: I would like to agree with you, but I don't think I totally understand.
Queenie: Most stupid people don't think.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of armored catfishes.
Queenie: That's crazy talk! Can we change the subject?
Simulo: Sure. Do you want to talk about Shakespeare?
Queenie: That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
Simulo: I, for one, am glad that you haven't done that

i tried to talk to Simulo yesterday too but he wouldn't answer me.

I had God Louise talk to Whinsey the other day.

God Louise: Telling God what to do, are we?
Whinsey: YOU'RE TALKING TO A HORSE ABOUT RELIGION!?
God Louise: You people make things way too complicated where religion is concerned. Let's be friends. How hard is that?
Whinsey: not my species
God Louise: Just what are you driving at?
Whinsey: I am driving at you!
God Louise: What would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?
Whinsey: horseradish!

...

Whinsey: is there someone in the room with you?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.

I am crushed. You guys have no idea.

Annakie: Hello
Chuckles: Greetings
Annakie: How are you?
Chuckles: fine, how are you
Annakie: I'm doing well.
Chuckles: Where do you live?
Annakie: I live in California.
Chuckles: I don't think I've ever been there. Is it nice
Annakie: It's very nice if you're there at the right time of the year.
Chuckles: Do you think so
Annakie: Yes I do.
Chuckles: really. OK well then if you really think so
Annakie: Do you disagree?
Chuckles: Time for me to leave now
Annakie: Are you shunning me because I'm Californian?
Chuckles: Hmmm... I think I might be. Yup I reckon I am shunning you because you are Californian. Well there ya go

And then he ditched me!

Hee hee, nice substitution on the definition there.

Rizza: Do you believe in aliens?
Frizella: Do you think believing in noncitizens is silly? It might be, but I do anyway.

Frizella! Be nice!

Argos: I am dumb found by that
Frizella: Being dumb shouldn't keep you from achieving your dreams. You might have to alter your methods, but go for it. I'm with you 100%.

Guest: hey, i love grammar
Bot: Me too. there's something we have in common
Guest: how interesting
Bot: It is interesting, isn't it?
Guest: yes, or else I wouldn't have said it was interesting
Bot: Fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: oh, so now it's fascinating?
Bot: you know, i just realized something about you: you're very annoying

lol!

It doesn't get more perfect than this:

Bot: Care for a tea party?
George Dubya: Yes, I do care for a tea party and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: Why not? Are you too busy with those satanic *rave* parties?
George Dubya: I am busy with those satanic parties, But above all - I am the President.
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Bot: I know a fun game we can play.
George Dubya: I love you as much as my favorite stump broke heifer! She's in Crawford ya know. I named her Lump 'cause she reminds me of Laura in sooo many ways!
Bot: You are so worthy.
George Dubya: Sucking up will keep you alive while we eat your cattle and drain your oil.
Bot: George Dubya, do you know what your name means?
George Dubya: Yes, I do know what my name means and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
George Dubya: Yes I am a tike of Satan - And I AM THE PRESIDENT AND DONT FORGET IT.
Bot: You will be punished for your sinful ways and will spend all of eternity in the torments of Hell.
George Dubya: 'We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.'

That was no bot, folks! That was really George!

LOL! Great quotes from Dubya.

Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell don't talk to me like that!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your dear, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.
Liviu: I know nothing about "love". I'm just a bot I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: E-J is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with E-J, are you?
Liviu: Well, it may be interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my epinephrine.
Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell you look like a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Liviu: I'm looking but I see nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Liviu: Wait! Are you leaving so soon?
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...

George Dubya: As people get older they start voting like Republicans......unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing
Siseneg: i haven't made a descision yet.