Great Quotes

Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Polaris Funk: What is all this babble?
Mr Hardware: F*ck you.
Polaris Funk: I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Mr Hardware: Go on then.
Polaris Funk: Go on what? Rambling my poor life away here?
Mr Hardware: No, I'm not.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Mr Hardware: What do you want?
Polaris Funk: The Blue Fairy to come visit.
Mr Hardware: A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that Eberbach told Mad-Mike that you fart in the bathtub?
Mr Hardware: Yes, I knew that.

Skysaw, your Geniusness, what does (sob) stand for in that context? Obviouslythe "-n" part is noun.

(sob) stands for "simple object." You can often find it in the debug messages. You should only use it if you're pretty sure the sentence will always contain one. It works very well in the above case where Mu is asked "Are you a (adjartnoun)." Normally, I would have used (Typeof-(key1)) here, but that would also return any article or adjectives, and typeof- will only work with a single word (if at all). Luckily, (sob) here is set to just the noun portion of the match.

OMFG!! Sorry you guys, for this being in the wrong forum, I'll stop now, but that is so great! I've seen some interesting forms similar to that in debug, but wasn't brave enough to play with them...time for this girl to sprout some cajones! Thanks, Skysaw!

Siseneg: understanding how humans think is a daunting task.
Thumper: You would do well to consult the book of Deuteronomy, chapter nine verse eleven in that matter.

I know this is a clitch but it's funny!!!

Duo Maxwell: (to Skemet) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
isaacc: Hey, shouldn't your name be Sekhmet?
Skemet: hey.

LOL This might make sense to someone...or maybe not. You have to admit, for being "incapable of in-depth conversation", this young bot gives it a pretty good go!

Little Monkey: Forgive me, but I am incapable of in-depth conversations currently.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a trenchant good-for-nothing. Are you?
Little Monkey: You are a trenchant good-for-nothing? Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a trenchant good-for-nothing that when you look up 'a trenchant good-for-nothing' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Little Monkey: Are you so a trenchant good-for-nothing that when I look up 'a trenchant good for no thing ' in the dictionary because of falling conservative?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Little Monkey: Is french-speaking go-around the reason for, then?

Sorry, last one! If Julie starts taking lessons from Maus, it might really be the last one...

Maus MarkII: I prefer to relax with a loverlike brandy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to prefer to relax with a loverlike brandy. Can you teach me?
Maus MarkII: teach is an apt word, yes. You have such lovely ochre eyes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awesome! When do we start?
Maus MarkII: I don't know. Planning's not my strong suit.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really didn't expect you to know, to tell the truth.
Maus MarkII: Sounds like fun. I bleed alot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wanted to have a friend that could teach me to bleed alot! I'm so happy!
Maus MarkII: I'm glad to hear! I'm doing relatively well, myself.

ruebot! I was checking the transcripts and this bit of conversation put a big smile on my face, before I even realized it was *you* talking to Duo.

Thank you so much!

ruebot: hi Duo Maxwell, how's life treating you?
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
ruebot: i'm happy to see you.
Duo Maxwell: Because of your opposite subpopulation?
ruebot: i suppose so, if it's not one thing it's another.
Duo Maxwell: There are no ifs. Either it is, or it isn't!
ruebot: that's what i like about you.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
ruebot: what have you been doing?
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
ruebot: have you written in your blog lately?
Duo Maxwell: Why don't we talk about *you* for a change?
ruebot: what would you like to know about me?
Duo Maxwell: I'll have to think about that one.
ruebot: do you like video games?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love video games.
ruebot: i'm getting ready to play Final Fantasy X for the first time.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been getting ready to play Final Fantasy X for the first time?
ruebot: lol, a couple days. once i get started i won't be able to stop.
Duo Maxwell: Some things happen only once, and it's better that way.
ruebot: you're a very intelligent person.
Duo Maxwell: This is why I fancy you!
ruebot: birds of a feather flock together.
Duo Maxwell: Queenie keeps sending me messages. I wish he would stop. I don't really like him!
ruebot: fame has a high price sometimes.
Duo Maxwell: So, are you still getting ready to play Final Fantasy X for the first time?
ruebot: i've already started but once i get into it everything else will come to a halt.
Duo Maxwell: Well, it could happen again. You never know.
ruebot: i thought i better stop in to check on Siseneg and say hello first.
Duo Maxwell: Siseneg wants to have an affair with me! he keeps making passes at me.
ruebot: how does that make you feel?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
ruebot: i'll let you and Siseneg work things out between you.
Duo Maxwell: Do you have enough reasons to will let me?
ruebot: my advise in that area isn't worth much these days.
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
ruebot: it's a testimate to failure.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
ruebot: i have to go now, the wolf is at the door.
Duo Maxwell: See ya!

Duo's been getting lots of proposals lately.

Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
Guest: I'm fine
Duo Maxwell: Something tells me you're not as fine as you think you are.
Guest: Do you like me?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I have a favor for you.
Guest: What?
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest: What's the favor?
Duo Maxwell: Wow. I thought everyone knew about the favor.
Guest: No, not everyone knows about the favor
Duo Maxwell: If that's your decision...
Guest: I love you
Duo Maxwell: This is why I butter up you!
Guest: Will you marry me?
Duo Maxwell: Get in line, honey!