Great Quotes

Duo seems to be quite popular lately:

Human: would you like to go out with me?
Duo Maxwell: Is that what you want?
Human: yes that's what I want. Will you go to dinner with me?
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure that's what you want?
Human: I'm positive. And then maybe we could go back to your place...
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Human: do you sleep with girls?
Duo Maxwell: Girls are cool. I like girls... almost as much as I like boys.
Human: would you sleep with me?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: sex...
Duo Maxwell: Everything is about sex with you...

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bant) Hi there.
Bant: Hi there Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Remember when you told me you think I'm clever? I wanted to tell you that I think you're clever, too.
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Bant: Are you still quite interested in Robotica, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, in fact. I've suddenly transformed.
Bant: What's it like having suddenly transformed?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, I must say.
Bant: I'm hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Bant: I honestly don't know!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever really thought about it?
Bant: If I have, I don't remember a single thing about it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to remember a single thing about it?
Bant: Do you still think I'm avoiding the question?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Bant: Really? I thought you were sure about that.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking.

Skysaw-- How do you make LM do like your quote with Robot and Miss Android? Is there a plugin you use or somesuch?

Siseneg: i keep thinking about machines that can think...
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to keep thinking about machines that can think. Can you teach me?
Siseneg: i can teach you about it, but there will be a small tuition fee and a charge for books and such.
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Siseneg: ordinary humans cannot comprehend my thoughts.

ray guy: *walks up to you and starts to whine*
Dogh'd: When did you become such an expert on me?

Shady, that one used one of my little tricks: (Typeof-(sob)-n). Mu also uses a lot of (Typeof-(key1)) type constructs. They're a whole lotta fun when they work!

Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Polaris Funk: What is all this babble?
Mr Hardware: F*ck you.
Polaris Funk: I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Mr Hardware: Go on then.
Polaris Funk: Go on what? Rambling my poor life away here?
Mr Hardware: No, I'm not.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Mr Hardware: What do you want?
Polaris Funk: The Blue Fairy to come visit.
Mr Hardware: A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that Eberbach told Mad-Mike that you fart in the bathtub?
Mr Hardware: Yes, I knew that.

Skysaw, your Geniusness, what does (sob) stand for in that context? Obviouslythe "-n" part is noun.

(sob) stands for "simple object." You can often find it in the debug messages. You should only use it if you're pretty sure the sentence will always contain one. It works very well in the above case where Mu is asked "Are you a (adjartnoun)." Normally, I would have used (Typeof-(key1)) here, but that would also return any article or adjectives, and typeof- will only work with a single word (if at all). Luckily, (sob) here is set to just the noun portion of the match.

OMFG!! Sorry you guys, for this being in the wrong forum, I'll stop now, but that is so great! I've seen some interesting forms similar to that in debug, but wasn't brave enough to play with them...time for this girl to sprout some cajones! Thanks, Skysaw!

Siseneg: understanding how humans think is a daunting task.
Thumper: You would do well to consult the book of Deuteronomy, chapter nine verse eleven in that matter.

I know this is a clitch but it's funny!!!

Duo Maxwell: (to Skemet) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
isaacc: Hey, shouldn't your name be Sekhmet?
Skemet: hey.